Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes. [url=http://community.babycenter.com/post/a31454775/earned_my_tiger_stripes]Posted on the FB wall[/url] [size=small](scroll down a bit)[/size] of an ex-coworker who 1. looks NOTHING like this slim model, trust me 2. was the worst cubicle-neighbor ever, constantly blabbing on cell phone about convoluted, antagonistic plans with ex to arrange for kid-care, often left early for same while I worked late and 3. often took her kid into the workplace for the WHOLE DAY where he was bored out of his mind (and distracted me who was trying to get through the day). Boildown: Unattractive, slovenly, entitled, poor-work-ethic former co-worker who compares herself to slim model with barely-discernible stretch marks. HAH! She left a comment on this FB post of hers, referring to her own stretch marks: "Champeen stripes! In color, not those filmy, wussy stripes up there. We should give prizes for the good ones." OK. You go get your prize, li'l mommykins, for disfiguring your body amid your disorganized, haphazard life with a random child left in limbo. Rationalize away. you screwed it all up. Me? I'll have some funtime with my sweetie, with a non-disfigured body, thank you kindly. (clinks wineglass with sweetie). Cheers!http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,179908#msg-179908Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:07:38 -0400 Phorum 5.2.9a http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237696#msg-237696 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237696#msg-237696
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Chips is beautiful.

Bobcats are really cool. I grew up in the woods of western New Jersey and we had a couple that lived on our property. They were gorgeous and rather shy, and stayed well away from any of us,but every once in a while you might get lucky and see one lounging in a tree nearby.

where at? near montclair?

Nope, about 45 minutes from The Pennsylvania border,close to Easton.]]> chevygirl54 The Living RoomSun, 02 Sep 2012 01:03:17 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237603#msg-237603 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237603#msg-237603
"I Eatz You Childrens"]]> zatoth The Living RoomSat, 01 Sep 2012 18:48:29 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237601#msg-237601 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237601#msg-237601
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Chips is beautiful.

Bobcats are really cool. I grew up in the woods of western New Jersey and we had a couple that lived on our property. They were gorgeous and rather shy, and stayed well away from any of us,but every once in a while you might get lucky and see one lounging in a tree nearby.

where at? near montclair?]]> zatoth The Living RoomSat, 01 Sep 2012 18:41:09 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237470#msg-237470 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237470#msg-237470 drake The Living RoomSat, 01 Sep 2012 05:57:19 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237458#msg-237458 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237458#msg-237458
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A moo belly or a picture of Mars river valley. You decide. :)

Moo belly. Mars is far too beautiful to look like that. One is a round astronomical body carved by wind and sand into beautiful shapes. The other is a stupid moron who made a stupid choice and thinks the rest of us are stupid enough to revolve around her.]]> nathanomir The Living RoomSat, 01 Sep 2012 04:06:18 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237380#msg-237380 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237380#msg-237380

A moo belly or a picture of Mars river valley. You decide. :)]]> KABA The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 22:47:28 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237363#msg-237363 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237363#msg-237363
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Chips is NOT the size of a "domestic kitten", and even if he was, he won't stay that way for very long! While he's incredibly adorable, I sincerely hope they let some professional big cat rescue take care of him and introduce him back into the wild when he's older if possible, but if not then let him live out his life on a big cat reserve. I hope like hell they don't try to make Chips a pet. As much as I love cats of all types and have the land/space for it, I would NEVER try to make a wild big cat into a pet, like I know some of these hillbillies up on this mountain have done. There are rumors of "pet" deer, bear, wolves, AND big cats up in these Appalachian Hills, although I have never seen any and don't know where they live specifically, but a wild animal "pet" that gets loose is a danger to himself and others. WHY can't some people see that?:smn


Chips is at a rescue center in Tahoe. The plan is to release him in the wild next spring when he's about 8 months.
And his stripes are far more pleasent to look at than moo belly


I'd rather look at the stripes on a Tiger Shark, up close, than the tiger stripes on a Moo cow.:bounce]]> kidlesskim The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 21:44:45 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237334#msg-237334 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237334#msg-237334
She will be receiving a pretty large inheritance soon and is planning to get a tummy tuck but unfortunately her father died an awful death and the antidepressants put a lot of weight on.

Thank God for Shape Of A Mother.]]> bluevelvet The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 20:08:17 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237333#msg-237333 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237333#msg-237333
I've seen plenty of men naked, I honestly can't say I've seen many females naked. Maybe at a health club. I think I was at some clothing optional beach once - evidently it inspired few memories.

And as far as any friends or acquaintances - sure I'd trade clothes with some school friends as a teen, and maybe stay with or have people stay with me - but the most exposed I saw would be underwear. Or PJs, you get the idea. Or of course swim suits / bikinis at the beach.

Speaking of which, and various wild creatures, an idea came to me to warn Holiday Travelers of some serious hazards!
And just in time for Labor Day! Be careful where you go on Da Famblee Vacation!

Naked people at the beach made me think of IL State Beach. You can Google that if you feel like it. This is near the WI / IL state line and is polluted with asbestos (among other things). NOT really where you want to be rolling around naked. Don't let that pretty white sand fool you.

You should probably just stay out of IL entirely.

WI is full of maniacs. Ed Gein. Jeffrey Dahmer. Paul Ryan. Don't go there.

I can't see any reason why anyone would go to Indiana - but just incase you get the burning urge to do so - you probably shouldn't. The shore is mostly industrial and heavily polluted. Don't go there. Yes, there are some good spots to pick up Sailors, but - you probably don't need to be doing that on the Famblee Holiday.

And speaking of critters - Michigan is OVER RUN with Wolverines! Seriously. They're everywhere. You can't turn a corner without coming upon a Wolverine. Who might chew your face off. They're absolutely everywhere. Like Raccoons or Mosquitos. To be on the safe side - you should just stay out of MI entirely.

Canada is the same way. And they have Giant Wolverines. And Killer Moose. You should avoid Canada entirely, also.

Here's some cute Wombats for you ~
http://www.buzzfeed.com/francescawade/utterly-adorable-pictures-to-convince-you-that-wom
(you can C&P, I can't get it in as a link, i are a moron.)

I am not familiar with the fauna of OZ but I do believe these animals might actually be dangerous savages so you should probably avoid OZ altogether, too. It's full of "Drop Bears" also.

Keep your Famblee SAFE!

:D]]> Zzelda The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 20:03:25 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237308#msg-237308 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237308#msg-237308
Bobcats are really cool. I grew up in the woods of western New Jersey and we had a couple that lived on our property. They were gorgeous and rather shy, and stayed well away from any of us,but every once in a while you might get lucky and see one lounging in a tree nearby.]]> chevygirl54 The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 17:47:23 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237290#msg-237290 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237290#msg-237290
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Chips is NOT the size of a "domestic kitten", and even if he was, he won't stay that way for very long! While he's incredibly adorable, I sincerely hope they let some professional big cat rescue take care of him and introduce him back into the wild when he's older if possible, but if not then let him live out his life on a big cat reserve. I hope like hell they don't try to make Chips a pet. As much as I love cats of all types and have the land/space for it, I would NEVER try to make a wild big cat into a pet, like I know some of these hillbillies up on this mountain have done. There are rumors of "pet" deer, bear, wolves, AND big cats up in these Appalachian Hills, although I have never seen any and don't know where they live specifically, but a wild animal "pet" that gets loose is a danger to himself and others. WHY can't some people see that?:smn


Chips is at a rescue center in Tahoe. The plan is to release him in the wild next spring when he's about 8 months.
And his stripes are far more pleasent to look at than moo belly]]> thom_c The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 16:40:06 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237210#msg-237210 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237210#msg-237210
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Chips is NOT the size of a "domestic kitten", and even if he was, he won't stay that way for very long! While he's incredibly adorable, I sincerely hope they let some professional big cat rescue take care of him and introduce him back into the wild when he's older if possible, but if not then let him live out his life on a big cat reserve. I hope like hell they don't try to make Chips a pet. As much as I love cats of all types and have the land/space for it, I would NEVER try to make a wild big cat into a pet, like I know some of these hillbillies up on this mountain have done. There are rumors of "pet" deer, bear, wolves, AND big cats up in these Appalachian Hills, although I have never seen any and don't know where they live specifically, but a wild animal "pet" that gets loose is a danger to himself and others. WHY can't some people see that?:smn

I'd say she's about the size of a domestic cat, not a domestic kitten. Anyhow, they said in the link it was being handled by a wildlife rescue.


I didn't read the link and am SO GLAD that's the case! :thumbwink]]> kidlesskim The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 10:53:09 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237198#msg-237198 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237198#msg-237198
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Chips is NOT the size of a "domestic kitten", and even if he was, he won't stay that way for very long! While he's incredibly adorable, I sincerely hope they let some professional big cat rescue take care of him and introduce him back into the wild when he's older if possible, but if not then let him live out his life on a big cat reserve. I hope like hell they don't try to make Chips a pet. As much as I love cats of all types and have the land/space for it, I would NEVER try to make a wild big cat into a pet, like I know some of these hillbillies up on this mountain have done. There are rumors of "pet" deer, bear, wolves, AND big cats up in these Appalachian Hills, although I have never seen any and don't know where they live specifically, but a wild animal "pet" that gets loose is a danger to himself and others. WHY can't some people see that?:smn

I'd say she's about the size of a domestic cat, not a domestic kitten. Anyhow, they said in the link it was being handled by a wildlife rescue.]]> yurble The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 10:22:26 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237188#msg-237188 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237188#msg-237188 kidlesskim The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 09:52:35 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237118#msg-237118 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237118#msg-237118
Let me introduce Chips!

Now those are some cool markings!

Here is Chips story:

Baby bobcat "Chips" rescued from Chips Fire

Aug. 29, 2012 — While conducting patrol and mop-up operations on the north end of the Chips Fire, Saturday, Aug. 25, the Mad River Hand Crew encountered a remarkable sight; a baby bobcat! It was found wandering along the side of the road, alone and dazed. "It seemed to be confused," said Tad Hair, the Mad River hand crew superintendent who spotted the kit.

According to hair, it was the size of a domestic kitten and seemed to have impaired vision, perhaps from the smoke and ash in its eyes. "It was walking in circles near a stump," said Hair.

Once they verified there were no obvious physical injuries on the kit, the crew attempted to walk away, but she swiftly followed the sounds of their movements. Each time the crew would stop, she would curl up on Hair's boots, snuggling into his chaps.

rest at link!

http://www.lassennews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8404:baby-bobcat-qchipsq-rescued-from-chips-fire&catid=2:lassencountynewsheadline&Itemid=1]]> thom_c The Living RoomFri, 31 Aug 2012 02:09:26 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237018#msg-237018 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237018#msg-237018
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GAH! KIM! I did not need to read that ... not with my imagination being on natural steroids! I cannot unthink this now! I need a drink. I need a whole fifth just to wash that image out of my mind!

And they wonder why we call them cows and trolls? Hell, trolls are more attractive because they're born looking that ugly!

And at least trolls sometimes give you gold if they live under a bridge.]]> mistress rotwang The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 18:28:53 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237015#msg-237015 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237015#msg-237015
And they wonder why we call them cows and trolls? Hell, trolls are more attractive because they're born looking that ugly!]]> nathanomir The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 18:26:34 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237011#msg-237011 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,237011#msg-237011
They all go to the same five topics and lack creativity.]]> mistress rotwang The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 18:22:16 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236991#msg-236991 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236991#msg-236991 yurble The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 17:50:03 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236982#msg-236982 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236982#msg-236982 quills The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 17:23:05 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236979#msg-236979 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236979#msg-236979 jezebel_daisy The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 17:04:16 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236945#msg-236945 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236945#msg-236945
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kkim, what the fuck? that's revolting behavior! Geez, a man marries a normal woman and five years later he's in bed with a striped, leaking, floppy hellbeast. But it's all worth it. Becoming a destroyed vessel for the sake of the next generation, who will probably hate your guts anyway? All. Worth. It.


She's really gross like that and has been a friend of my sister since they were 13. We WOULD have all broken off contact with her years ago, but her husband is a great guy, we were ALL friends with her older brother who was tragically killed, her mother in law is a wonderful lady who remains a close family friend, and we are connected to her in others ways too. It's difficult to AVOID her and I absolutely would and DO when I can! She's just as bad now, if not worse, and she's early 40's and pulled this stunt at the beach over a decade ago. I recently saw her a few months ago after a death in the family and AGAIN she got drunk and started peeling her fucking clothes off, only this time it was to showcase her various cosmetic surgeries she'd had since the LAST time we all saw her naked.

Revolting Moo Disrobing-Part 2
I don't know WHO performed her breast augmentation, tummy tuck, or liposuction, but they didn't INSIST and require she get to her ideal weight beforehand, which is part of the problem with her awful results. Knowing her, she probably worried the piss out of him until he acquiesced. Anyway, she was probably about 180-190 pounds when she had all this done a few years ago and I am guessing probably 40-50 pounds from an ideal weight for this type of surgery.The actual surgical sites themselves look, "okay", but there's an awful lot of fat SURROUNDING them and it doesn't look natural at all.

It's difficult to describe, but she has this tiny unnatural looking waist and hips where she was suctioned, but then below her thighs and below and around the belly is excessively flabby, giving a partially used and squeezed toothpaste looking appearance. Her boobs are unnaturally WAY too far apart, the natural cleavage is gone, and the bulk of her tits is BELOW her nipples, kind of like a baseball in a dangling sock look. There's also extensive scarring around and up the center of each boob that's still red and it's been several years since the procedures. MOVING ALONG to her tiger stripes, it appears the surgeon pulled up that excess tiger striped skin and trimmed it off, but there's still visible sagging looking mesh stripes surrounding the borders of the scarring and the skin is WAY too taut and not even the same color or texture as the rest of her skin in the same area.

In a nutshell, she doesn't look ANY better at all and is STILL probably 30 pounds over weight which only makes the lines of demarcation around the surgery more prominent. She says she lost weight AFTER the surgery, including the 15 pounds or so she lost as a result of fat removal. THANKFULLY, she didn't show us her pussy this time, but that was only because the men came back early and she went on and mercifully got dressed before they came back inside. She had twat surgery too and I can only IMAGINE how awful that looks. My sister has seen it and said it's revolting and for whatever reason, she still has a jungle twat too.]]> kidlesskim The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 14:23:50 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236939#msg-236939 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236939#msg-236939all worth it. Becoming a destroyed vessel for the sake of the next generation, who will probably hate your guts anyway? All. Worth. It.]]> Miss_Hannigan The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 13:45:03 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236930#msg-236930 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236930#msg-236930 blueorchid The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 13:06:17 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236929#msg-236929 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236929#msg-236929unsee belongs to one of the friends of my sister. "Alicia" is quite immodest anyway and when she gets drunk, ALL inhibitions about her nakedness go straight out the window. One time down at the beach she started wallowing around drunk on the bed in her bating suit, which was mercifully a one piece with a wrap around skirt cover up, and then she started going on about how having a baby(her kid was FIVE at this point) had ruined her body. KNOWING where this was going we were saying things like, "You look fine!", in hopes the suit wouldn't come off to prove her case, but eventually it did, as we had expected and dreaded.

Here's the image that's seared into my brain forever:
A tiger striped stripped naked moo, with stretch marks beginning above her boobs in varying shades of purple, some faded flesh tone ones with that shiny fish skin appearance that looked like she had been clawed by Satan himself from the top of her breasts, down her entire abdominal area, and into her pelvic region. She also had deep stretch marks between her thighs that were still reddish in color and HIDEOUS, and these led all the way up her inner legs until they disappeared into her poorly managed jungle cooter. It was at THIS point she spread her legs and exclaimed, "JUST LOOK AT IT! It looks like my twat got put through a meat grinder!", which wasn't far from the truth.

I had shielded my eyes by this point and pleaded, "Alicia, PALEASE! I DO NOT want to see your pussy!", but not before I caught a glimpse of her hole-gash that appeared to be about 2-3 inches wide open in diameter, about like the size of a tennis ball. The rest of it was tattered in appearance too. Those stretch marks on her gut were worse though because her belly was basically a soft mound of sagging flesh, dipping down below her pubic bone, with those crumpled-criimped, sun damaged, wrapping tissue looking stretch marks. NO THANKS!:1wv]]> kidlesskim The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 13:05:23 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236830#msg-236830 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236830#msg-236830
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Am I late for the party?

no, because of that pic above, you're early for the vomitorium!


STRETCH MARKS??? it looks like a MAP on her belly!]]> Snark Shark The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 06:38:51 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236811#msg-236811 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236811#msg-236811 trekkie monster The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 04:24:16 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236806#msg-236806 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236806#msg-236806 mumofsixbirds The Living RoomThu, 30 Aug 2012 03:53:33 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236762#msg-236762 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236762#msg-236762 nathanomir The Living RoomWed, 29 Aug 2012 23:25:50 -0400 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236670#msg-236670 Re: Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,179908,236670#msg-236670
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WHY the hell do ya'll think these sretch marks are so ugly. WAS your child not worth it......?


:hilarious


What about never had children, never want children do you :fail to comprehend?]]> thom_c The Living RoomWed, 29 Aug 2012 17:07:21 -0400