Epic Threads New here? First read the rules, then learn something about us, then post to the welcome thread. Topics which come up often and threads we are especially fond of: Former sticky threads Anything in this list can be commented on without it being viewed as thread necromancy. The childfree cultural archive Glossary of CF terms Bingos we have had to deal with Childfree is not the same as child-hater Stupid names breeders give their children Classics Girlfriend wants child or break up: advice about dealing with a wanna-breed. More advice for the child-free man dealing with a woman who wants children. Why the childfree have nothing in common with the childless: Childless middle aged women the biggest whiners (they just never stop complaining about their "secret" grief) Diaper need (also see this thread) is a horrible problem which prevents mothers from feeling confident and proud TNTC: a spoof on the obsessiveness of "trying to conceive" wannamoos The peerless Kidlesskim created a thread on trisomy 18 which led to a cattle stampede, followed by a BBQ (removed due to excessive trolling) It's all Mrs. Drinkwater's fault if the neighborhood children are hungry Soap Operas Collected stories from Smothering, the gentle discipline site Breaking mom: a collection of dumb choices You don't own you, moo owns you - forever. Tattoos, piercings or both are not permitted, because she made that skin. Troll Takedown "I hate being a mother," says anonymous moo, and several 'anonymous' trolls agree. Being a duh also sucks, which is why this one had to come troll for the highlight of his life Kimberly Coon Bachewich, breeder, finds life so dull she created a childfree persona In line behind a WIC (welfare) whore at Kroger is a big draw for semi-literate trolls searching for ways to spend their ill-gotten gains Vurella Monk of Toledo, Ohio, threatened us with bricks Look at all you can do with a welfare or EBT -Sharon Stangle Alla the joyful fellator Breeders are Deluded Assholes Breeders of sneeuphlaux think handing out a business card is an excuse for misbehaving (also contains troll roasts) - removed due to excessive trolling Breeders think pets are disposable: Have Yourself Spayed or Neutered, Fucking Breeder Carol Sarler thinks breeders make better employees than the childfree, advocates discrimination The source of 'behind the coucher': a guy who gets off knowing his dick works Duh baby-stalks at Hooters Having a baby makes you a tiger who's earned her stripes and ushers you into the world of mom sexy Want to visit someone with a new baby? Pack up black cotton panties, Kalamata olives, and your work clothes, because you're moo's new slave. Don't forget to sign up for your 'volunteer' babysitting shift! Vile and Unsanitary Breeders Moos make disgusting 'food' products from breastmilk and medical waste: placenta smoothies, breastmilk cheese, and breastmilk ice cream (also here) Breastmilk is turned into a memento Wannamoos are very interested in cervical mucus, while the in-pig care more about mucus plugs and risk picnic twat; those who have expelled the crotchfruit have fistulas and vulvar varicosities (also here) and more to look forward to Elimination communication means eschewing diapers and letting the kid shit anywhere...like in a tupperware bowl while in an airplane seat Bathrooms are too dirty for diaper changes - it's better to change diapers on the restaurant table and later dispose of the diapers in a store's produce section or in a tea urn. Moo pedophilia is real: moo asks "Is it okay to think of my baby when I masturbate?" Another engages in "penis straightening." Defining Childfreedom Our cre8ive CF glossary Can you be childfree if you're a step-parent? (No.) Essays So, You Want To Have Kids And He/She Does Not? My Childfree Rules Misc Longitudinal study on sterilization regret CF blog list Last updated April 24, 2020http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,190516#msg-190516Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:06:02 +0000 Phorum 5.2.20 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,435665#msg-435665 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,435665#msg-435665 yurble The Living RoomFri, 24 Apr 2020 09:08:04 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,431974#msg-431974 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,431974#msg-431974
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yurble
I feel like this needs a "I can't believe this is a breeder thing" for all the things that would be straight up classed as a mental illness without the guise of parenthood. I'm thinking of angel fetuses, but there must be a few more examples.

Harvesting sperm from dead men to have their babies, keeping corpses alive so you don't have to admit causing their death (Jahi McMath), miscarriage burials, the miscarriage garden with stones for every fetus that we discussed here not long ago (mourning people who don't exist), getting pissed off at people for not remembering dates associated with miscarried fetuses (the miscarriage date and/or the fetus' birthday had it actually been born on time and alive), anti-vaccination, elimination communication, I'd even put hot car PNAs on that list.]]> Cambion The Living RoomWed, 21 Aug 2019 04:19:04 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,431712#msg-431712 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,431712#msg-431712 yurble The Living RoomFri, 09 Aug 2019 18:05:00 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,402752#msg-402752 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,402752#msg-402752I remember him from the old Bratfree, and missed the blowup here.]]> pitbullgirl1965 The Living RoomWed, 09 Mar 2016 12:32:14 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,359602#msg-359602 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,359602#msg-359602 Peace The Living RoomThu, 05 Jun 2014 02:08:28 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,359549#msg-359549 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,359549#msg-359549
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thom_c
the dickless wonder duh thread

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,253064,253072

:thumbwink :thankyou]]> popcornculturejunkie The Living RoomWed, 04 Jun 2014 06:29:17 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,359548#msg-359548 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,359548#msg-359548
http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,253064,253072]]> thom_c The Living RoomWed, 04 Jun 2014 06:20:45 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,357113#msg-357113 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,357113#msg-357113 Cambion The Living RoomTue, 06 May 2014 20:24:02 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,355589#msg-355589 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,355589#msg-355589
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mr. neptune
So far there have been several threads about having asses wiped when we are old, maybe those could be epic threads?

You need to be more specific and give links if you want things added. I'm not sure what threads you have in mind.]]> yurble The Living RoomSat, 19 Apr 2014 10:00:10 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,355583#msg-355583 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,355583#msg-355583 mr. neptune The Living RoomSat, 19 Apr 2014 03:42:29 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,347134#msg-347134 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,347134#msg-347134
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revbarky
The craziest thread I recall was the "teen gets hit by a train" from a few years ago. I think someone saved it from the old site.

No. The Anna Marie Stickel thread was lost.]]> yurble The Living RoomFri, 24 Jan 2014 07:50:31 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,347110#msg-347110 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,347110#msg-347110 revbarky The Living RoomFri, 24 Jan 2014 05:16:00 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,329164#msg-329164 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,329164#msg-329164
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mr. neptune
Oh, oh, an epic thread is coming up again! I didn't know if I should start a new on. The article has no place for comments.

http://news.msn.com/us/lack-of-diapers-can-cause-serious-problems-for-families

If this article adds new 'information', create a new thread. If it repeats the content of the existing diaper need threads, add a comment to one of them (they're both open for comments).

We haven't had any epic PNAs/Darwins since Anna Marie that I know of.]]> yurble The Living RoomMon, 23 Sep 2013 06:49:39 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,329146#msg-329146 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,329146#msg-329146
http://news.msn.com/us/lack-of-diapers-can-cause-serious-problems-for-families

Oh, and we need some epic threads about PNAs too.]]> mr. neptune The Living RoomMon, 23 Sep 2013 02:03:54 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,326214#msg-326214 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,326214#msg-326214 yurble The Living RoomSat, 07 Sep 2013 12:21:56 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,298332#msg-298332 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,298332#msg-298332
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satansbitch
Where is the thread with the autard business cards??? I really need our version of them right now. Yes, this is actually something I'm going to print and pass out.

I think it's under deluded assholes.]]> yurble The Living RoomWed, 15 May 2013 15:23:28 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,298322#msg-298322 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,298322#msg-298322 satansbitch The Living RoomWed, 15 May 2013 15:00:49 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,283695#msg-283695 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,283695#msg-283695 thom_c The Living RoomMon, 18 Mar 2013 10:51:46 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,282393#msg-282393 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,282393#msg-282393 thom_c The Living RoomWed, 13 Mar 2013 00:38:29 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,251059#msg-251059 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,251059#msg-251059More Whining: Upscale grocery chain won't accept EBT.

Just for the evil troll that showed up. We will dox you troll]]> thom_c The Living RoomTue, 23 Oct 2012 04:43:21 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,231095#msg-231095 Re: Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,231095#msg-231095
  • Autism business card/excuse added
  • Added section on how disgusting breeders can be
  • Opened thread to comments

I'll continue to edit the main thread as there are new recommendations/good stuff.]]> yurble The Living RoomSat, 11 Aug 2012 11:15:01 +0000 http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,190516#msg-190516 Epic Threadshttp://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,190516,190516#msg-190516New here? First read the rules, then learn something about us, then post to the welcome thread.

Topics which come up often and threads we are especially fond of:

Former sticky threads
Anything in this list can be commented on without it being viewed as thread necromancy.

Classics

Soap Operas

Troll Takedown

Breeders are Deluded Assholes

Vile and Unsanitary Breeders

Defining Childfreedom

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Misc
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