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<description>Figured I'd start a thread about the various slang terms people like to use as was suggested in that other thread. Go nuts people! I'll start

Child:

Chyuld
Kyd
Crotchfruit
Fucktrophy

Baby:

Baybee
Fleshloaf
Loaf
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,444959#msg-444959</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>@#$%&</strong><br/>
We came up with a few space-themed ones the other day.<br /><br />Moo-niverse<br /><br />Brat-mosphere<br /><br />Brat-tellites (those annoying noisy things you'll find orbiting a play area or moo in a grocery store)</div></blockquote>
Lmao! Very creative :D]]></description>
<dc:creator>touzokuou</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,444958#msg-444958</link><description><![CDATA[I have a fuckload of them. :D<br /><br />Baked creampie<br />Birth control ads<br />Broken condoms<br />Bratoid<br />Bratling<br />Bratty dearest<br />Bratspawn<br />Bratzilla<br />Carpet apes<br />Civil Defense Sirens<br />Condom ads<br />Crotch turds<br />Crotch droppings<br />Crotch maggots<br />Crotch demons<br />Crotch goblins<br />Crotch larvae<br />Crotch vermin<br />Crotchfruit<br />Creampies<br />Crack monkey<br />Cumstains<br />Demogorgons<br />Demon spawn<br />Durex ads<br />Ear assailants<br />Failed abortions<br />Fermented cum<br />Fermented spooge<br />Fermented sperm<br />Fermented jizz<br />Feral animal<br />Feral brat<br />Feral beast<br />Fleshloaves<br />Fuck trophies<br />Hellspawn<br />Hump dumplings<br />Living condom ads<br />Loaves<br />Loin larvae<br />Loinloaves<br />Loin monsters<br />Meat sirens<br />Meth monkey<br />Monsterbrat<br />Pussy turds<br />Pussypukes<br />Turdler<br />Twat snot<br />Twat turds<br />Twat demons<br />Pet demogorgons<br />Screamers<br />Screamlings<br />Screampies<br />Semen demons<br />Sexually Transmitted Demons<br />Shitlings<br />Shrieklings<br />Snotlings<br />Snot hogs<br />Snot monster<br />Spawn<br />Sprog<br />Sperm spawn<br />Sperm vermin<br />Walking condom ads<br />Womb missile<br />Womb weasel]]></description>
<dc:creator>touzokuou</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,431572#msg-431572</link><description><![CDATA[Here's mine:<br /><br />Contraceptive failure.™<br /><br />Credit me if you want to use it! (:-P)]]></description>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,415140#msg-415140</link><description><![CDATA[A few new terms:<br /><br /><b>Pet Monster:</b> A "special" brat, often coddled, often walked on a leash. Often, like the monsters in certain movies and episodes of science fiction programs, proclaimed to be "gentle" or "harmless" when they are not. They can be broken into smaller categories.<br /><br /><b>Bloodsucker or Nosforatu:</b> A non-ambulatory brat, often stuck drooling on themselves in a wheelchair or similar device, main attributes are sucking the lives of the parunts until they die.<br /><br /><b>Banshee:</b> Variant Bloodsucker able to communicate only through unpleasant shrieking.<br /><br /><b>Frankenstein:</b> I'm aware Frankenstein was the doctor, but this is less of a mouthful than adding "'s monster" to the end. These are strong, but dim pet monsters who aren't particularly responsive and move awkwardly and often slowly.<br /><br /><b>Yeti, Bigfoot, Troll, Ogre:</b> Large, relatively well coordinated, cognitive enough to weild a weaon during an assault, or use tools to destroy property. Usually male.<br /><br /><b>Werewolf, Lycanthrope, Wolfman:</b> High Functioning people, named for their ability to blend in relatively well in human society most of the time. Also named for numerous mass slaughter produced by some of them. A great deal of them are not a problem. Not usually "pets" due to their cognitive ability. Mostly used here to separate them from the flapper types.]]></description>
<dc:creator>soulessscientist</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,388896#msg-388896</link><description><![CDATA[Overgrown sperm cell!]]></description>
<dc:creator>trekkie monster</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,382617#msg-382617</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>strange aeons</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mumofsixbirds</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>creativelycf</strong><br/>
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine</div></blockquote><br />Or, maybe, hauscau? :bounce</div></blockquote><br />Actually is Hauskuh. *pushes glasses up nose*<br /><br /><span style="font-size:x-small">Source: Poster kind of-sort of speaks German. A little bit.</span></div></blockquote><br />:hilarious<br /><br />I'm trying to learn a bit of German.]]></description>
<dc:creator>creativelycf</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,382616#msg-382616</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mumofsixbirds</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>creativelycf</strong><br/>
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine</div></blockquote><br />Or, maybe, hauscau? :bounce</div></blockquote><br />Haha that's a good one too!]]></description>
<dc:creator>creativelycf</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2015 21:24:14 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,382604#msg-382604</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>mumofsixbirds</strong><br/>
<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>creativelycf</strong><br/>
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine</div></blockquote><br />Or, maybe, hauscau? :bounce</div></blockquote><br />Actually is Hauskuh. *pushes glasses up nose*<br /><br /><span style="font-size:x-small">Source: Poster kind of-sort of speaks German. A little bit.</span>]]></description>
<dc:creator>strange aeons</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,382594#msg-382594</link><description><![CDATA[I've got one for a daycare.<br /><br />Disease factory.<br /><br />It seems like the folks at work with young brats are always bringing some bug into the office first.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,382586#msg-382586</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>creativelycf</strong><br/>
How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine</div></blockquote><br />Or, maybe, hauscau? :bounce]]></description>
<dc:creator>mumofsixbirds</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2015 02:30:23 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,382577#msg-382577</link><description><![CDATA[How about another term for stay at home moo's: HausMoo or HausBovine]]></description>
<dc:creator>creativelycf</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2015 00:50:33 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,378902#msg-378902</link><description><![CDATA[I was playing sims4 forcing one of my sims to breed out, but the dumb bitch wouldn't put the baby down to go and rebreed the next one, so that's where I came up with this new term I found most amusing at the time.<br /><br />rug-dump: put the rug dump down already.(put down the baby already)<br /><br />it can also refer to the stereotypical method of conceiving on a rug in front of a fireplace: taking a rug dump, (ejaculating) or creating a rug dump (getting pregnant).<br /><br />pretty much can be used as any of these, but I will refer to babys as rug dumps for a while atleast, since it implys the funniest visual for me.]]></description>
<dc:creator>exile</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,363145#msg-363145</link><description><![CDATA[From the comments in <a href="http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,363089" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">the article this thread links to</a>, a CF person refers to the "genetic baton race".]]></description>
<dc:creator>yurble</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2014 07:58:01 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,362558#msg-362558</link><description><![CDATA[<b><i>Food Stamp Foof</i></b> (from the welfare breeder leech thread) :thumbwink]]></description>
<dc:creator>popcornculturejunkie</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2014 04:00:49 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,356803#msg-356803</link><description><![CDATA[I'm adding Blanket Ham to our glossary. :bounce]]></description>
<dc:creator>mumofsixbirds</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2014 18:36:49 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,348637#msg-348637</link><description><![CDATA[Not a new word, but can I just profess my love of the word "snatchdragon"? It's fucking great!]]></description>
<dc:creator>strange aeons</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2014 21:00:17 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,348388#msg-348388</link><description><![CDATA[Instead of playing the world's smallest violin at breeder woes, the vocally inclined among us could sing the aria, titled "O Solo Hole-o", by aliceblue,<br /><br />When describing kid-centred conversation: "Low is me...baybee this larvae that", coined by 4everamaiden. I don't know why this is so funny, but I've been losing my shit over it for the past half an hour :hilarious]]></description>
<dc:creator>trekkie monster</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2014 02:51:59 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,337577#msg-337577</link><description><![CDATA[Twat Croissant<br /><br />Cunt Danish]]></description>
<dc:creator>popcornculturejunkie</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2013 06:41:04 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335973#msg-335973</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>jessicanicole</strong><br/>
It's not showing up... what you guys are quoting me on... . but whatever it was, was not meant to be racist.</div></blockquote><br />Memory refresher: "We call that a keep-a-..."]]></description>
<dc:creator>yurble</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2013 18:13:33 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335937#msg-335937</link><description><![CDATA[I have no idea what happened, but apparently, newbs are like 2-yr-olds; can't turn your back on 'em for a second. I'm kinda disappointed that I missed it.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2013 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335625#msg-335625</link><description><![CDATA[It's not showing up... what you guys are quoting me on... . but whatever it was, was not meant to be racist.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2013 18:09:50 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335564#msg-335564</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>jessicanicole</strong><br/></div></blockquote><br />Refer to <a href="http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?9,70269" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">the rules</a> and consider this your first and final warning.]]></description>
<dc:creator>yurble</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2013 08:55:17 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335546#msg-335546</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>jessicanicole</strong><br/></div></blockquote><br />Here we go again...]]></description>
<dc:creator>strange aeons</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2013 04:56:04 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335542#msg-335542</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>jessicanicole</strong><br/></div></blockquote><br />:eyebrows :hammer :headbrick :wtf :fail<br /><br />I agree with satansbitch...NOT cool! :X]]></description>
<dc:creator>popcornculturejunkie</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2013 04:46:43 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335539#msg-335539</link><description><![CDATA[<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br/></small><strong>jessicanicole</strong><br/></div></blockquote><br />I'm hoping this doesn't mean what I think it means. Please tell me I'm wrong. Just in case I did read that correctly, shove the racist crap. We don't tolerate that here.<br /><br />ETA: In case I'm not wrong and I did read that correctly, fuck off. If I've misread your post I'll apologize.]]></description>
<dc:creator>satansbitch</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2013 04:36:58 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: meat goblin</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335143#msg-335143</link><description><![CDATA[Hey there! There's a topic dedicated especially for this.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958</a>]]></description>
<dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2013 15:50:55 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>meat goblin</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,335142#msg-335142</link><description><![CDATA[I heard that phrase on the radio this morning referring to a celeb kyd. I think it is my new favorite. :coffee]]></description>
<dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2013 13:50:06 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,332023#msg-332023</link><description><![CDATA[Sluice-plant: a moo who insists on reproducing on accident (lol), on other people's dimes, all the while insisting that other people sell their belongings to give them money, instead of (gasp) getting a fucking job and paying for her own <s>decisions</s> mistakes (see also, welfare whore). Many men keep returning to the sluice-plant, hoping to strike gold, but often meet with heartache, rectal bleeding, and beyond-empty pockets.<br /><br />Many thanks to the TV show <i>Yukon Gold</i> for the term, and making me laugh every time a dude exclaims, "Damn, it feels good to sluice!"]]></description>
<dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 06:00:05 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,327085#msg-327085</link><description><![CDATA[Breeder-pleaser limbo - something just about every article on the CF does: seeing how far the people interviewed or the author can bend over backwards to accommodate breeders with phrases such as "I don't hate kids," "I'm a great aunt," "I respect parents a lot and don't know how they do it," "Maybe I'll change my mind someday," and "I'm selfish."]]></description>
<dc:creator>yurble</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 20:04:25 +0000</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Our cre8ive CF glossary</title><link>http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,84958,324283#msg-324283</link><description><![CDATA[Here's one for you guys: <b>Raisin Goblin</b><br /><br />(Don't you just love The Oatmeal?) :biggrin2]]></description>
<dc:creator>popcornculturejunkie</dc:creator>
<category>The Living Room</category><pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2013 19:12:43 +0000</pubDate></item>
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