Oh Noes! They are onto us...

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With a direct link right to us.

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I guess the people are too ugly (personality and physically) to get laid, so they bash parents who get laid on a regular basis and have kids

What a bunch of douchebags

Yes...because all childfree people are ugly...we haven't had the beautification process of getting our bodies ravaged by shitting out a loaf. Damn...wish I had me some sexy "tiger stripes" and saggy tits!!

shrugs* I'm not surprised that this site was created. I'm inclined to believe its for those women who wanted kids but never had or took the opportunity to do it, so now they're bitter and angry. And I'm sure there's prolly some who just don't like children. I say good, don't procreate! Don't bring a child into a loveless home!

Ohhhh...we live in a world of regret because we didn't fuck up our freedom

On the other hand, some actually found our slang to be funny!

Oh no I'm so scared. Ha! NOT!


Read our posts and weep, parents!

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~*Childfreedom is Zen*~

That's funny...because I get laid on a regular basis...have been so without getting knocked up for many years now. I'll have to tell my boyfriend that I'm too ugly for him to fuck me...haha!

Go ahead mooos: Do your worst! Whatever you say about me, isn't going to affect me nearly enough. What you've done to your life...your body, your marriage (if you were married to begin with - or even in a relationship when you got knocked up) your finances....your hopes, your dreams....your home, your sanity....is far worse than anything you could ever do or say about me.

At least some of them have a sense of humor. Screw the rest of them, it's all blahblah bitter blah blah barren blah blah...nothing creative there.

I get laid almost every day . . . sometimes TWICE a day! (And I can do so without worrying about a fucking loaf walking in!)

Honestly, nothing they say bothers me. They are all fucking sanctimommies who think they deserve a Nobel Prize for opening their legs, taking a shot of jizz, and squeezing out the result. RATS give birth, YOU AREN'T SPECIAL, BITCHES.

End rant.

Really? Is this the BEST you moos can come up with? Ugly and can't get laid?

Actually, it really is just the opposite of the "too ugly to get laid" sentiment. My husband often opines (usually watching a segment of Judge Judy) when a particularly unattractive breeder type is braying about her/his offspring: How did they ever get laid? I have to remind him, if only the good looking specimens could reproduce, there would be a much, much lower existing population. And then, how we do laugh and laugh! Yep, getting laid happily and lovingly for 30 childfree years. Dumb breeders.

*sigh* Request to lurking parents: would you please try to come up with a different schtick? I mean - seriously - I've been reading the same ol', same ol' for almost 20 years. I don't even go to the moo groups unless someone on the CF side decides to donate their time to looking for something interesting. Yet, for that same ~20 years, I've been around CF boards and have yet to find them tiresome or repetitive. We can be mean, snide and catty, but also eternally insightful and interesting. I never tire of reading these boards because CFs are generally open to new ideas, are always on the lookout for diversions, and can discuss them with a perspective I find in very few parents.

Proof that parenting creates a dumbing down: they can't come up with any new ways to disparage the childfree.

Yes. I confess. I do not have kids because I am secretly an orc.

You're right, I don't like children! And I have no desire to procreate, and thus I won't! I'm aware of this, random moos. And when I am sixtysomething I'll look back and go, well, good thing I didn't procreate! Yay for me!

And ugly? I don't think so. I have fabulous hair.

Well, I spent a lovely day tending to several flats of seedlings in my new greenhouse and researching an article that has been commissioned for publication in a locally prominent history magazine. An article that will always be around on the Internet with my name on it, as many other articles are at this moment, long after nondescript moos and their mediocre cancer-curers have faded away, unwept, unhonored, and unsung. I had every minute of the entire 70-degree sunny day all to myself to do as I liked. I enjoyed a glass of wine in the afternoon while preparing a delicious home-cooked meal as I do every day. Not a single thing detracted from a beautiful, restful, fun day. Then my husband came home and we had fun chatting, as neither of us are distracted from each other by the constant demands of children. Talk about stress-free.

And every day is like that.

If mommies are getting "laid on a regular basis" why do we read over and over about Mommy co-sleeping, with Daddy banished to the couch, and Daddies complaining that their sex lives have dried up like the Sahara since Mommy turned her attention to her children? Aside from the childish ad hominems, I mean, if you can't even be HONEST, Mommies, don't expect us to take you seriously.

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Fuck you
zzzzzz

Well now, Potty Mouth Troll, isn't that something you say we aren't getting?

*bzzzzt* Thanks for playing. Come back again when you can come up with something original.

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Angry Cow
Fuck you. Fuck all of you. MOOOOOOOoooooo

Right Back Atcha floppy cuntbag!

Obviously, the mad cows have found our site...Don't you have some shitty assholes to wipe, or some brats to wrangle?

Lurking MOOS: I've never seen a fuckable breeder. NEVER. You are all ugly. Go fuck yourselves sideways with a rusty butterknife...although something tells me you wouldn't feel it anyhow! Shazamm!

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clematis
Well, I spent a lovely day tending to several flats of seedlings in my new greenhouse and researching an article that has been commissioned for publication in a locally prominent history magazine.

Awesome. Congrats!

why is it the people i know who complain the most about their lives (sex and otherwise) are people with kids? and yes, it would be nice if a live and let live attitude would work, but with breeders it won't.

i think it's time to bump my "open letter to lurking parents." in fact, i think i will.

Fuck off breeders....you are polluting our site with your shitty stench.

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Trolling mommy
I just want to say that i found this link on cafemom and i think you all are hilarious. I just had to share so that I can piss of the sanctimommies that will be trolling this thread. I look forward to checking for updates after all the little quimsplats are in bed.

Hey Mooooooooooo. Fuck yoooooooooooooou!

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Breeder Sow
I am from the 'other side.' I don't see the need for either group to be so catty, mean, disrespectful, or rude. We made our life choices and most are happy with them, same with the child free side. I, for one, applaud you guys for not bringing unwanted children into the world when you know you have no desire to parent. But being bitchy and rude about it (either group) just shows that you are insecure in your personal choices and feel like you have to justify them by being disrespectful to other people. Why? Why can't it just be 'hey what works for you, works for you. And what works for me, works for me.'

This might be the stupid question of the century, but what the fuck are you doing on a child FREE site??? I'd rather not see your bullshit here when you have exactly one million mommy sites you can put it on.

Looks like someone left the pasture gate open and the Moo Brigade is stampeding. Don't you moo cunts have something more important to do, like watch your fucking children, that to be trolling the internet and shitting all over the place?

Well shit - I started a damn invasion!

The "no one would want to fuck you because..." is so old it has grey hairs.
Not to mention it shows the mental and maturity level of a superficial, shallow teenager.

As for the 'bitter and barren' comments....oh, please. This board isn't for them. There are other boards for them to wail and knash their teeth on. They'd get told to get a grip and get with the program if they started that pity-party here.

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Breeder Sow
I am from the 'other side.' I don't see the need for either group to be so catty, mean, disrespectful, or rude. We made our life choices and most are happy with them, same with the child free side. I, for one, applaud you guys for not bringing unwanted children into the world when you know you have no desire to parent. But being bitchy and rude about it (either group) just shows that you are insecure in your personal choices and feel like you have to justify them by being disrespectful to other people. Why? Why can't it just be 'hey what works for you, works for you. And what works for me, works for me.'

This might be the stupid question of the century, but what the fuck are you doing on a child FREE site??? I'd rather not see your bullshit here when you have exactly one million mommy sites you can put it on.

Fuck. We don't WANT to hear from the "other side". Go back to Cafemoo and get off of OUR CHILDFREE board.

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Tigerstripes
I thought some of the stuff you were saying can be true.
I have one little child. (he is 4 years old) I will never allow him to get into someone's personal bubble. If we are out and about he is with me. There is never a reason for a child to be in anyone's face but their parents.

If you don't want children don't have them. I understand. I will keep my child (and future) out of your bubble space.
Have a great life
Tigerstripes

Fuck off back to the pasture Moo, we don't give a shit about you or your probably still tit feeding shit monkey.

I think we need a moderator to take out the bug spray. Trollmoos are swinging their leaking udders in protest over the board

Since we know they're too dumb to follow instructions (as simple as condom use, really), we can't rely on them reading site guidelines.

Fuck off, moomies. Head back to your barns where you belong with the other cows.

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Jealous Moo
I thought some of the stuff you were saying can be true.
I have one little child. (he is 4 years old) I will never allow him to get into someone's personal bubble. If we are out and about he is with me. There is never a reason for a child to be in anyone's face but their parents.

If you don't want children don't have them. I understand. I will keep my child (and future) out of your bubble space.
Have a great life
Jealous Moo

Why would you feel a need to comment if you're the exception to the rule??? Newsflash cunt, I hate you and your loud, smelly, filthy brat. I don't give two shits how special you think it is, the world doesn't agree with you. The world doesn't revolve around you and your brat. I wish you would consider that and KEEP YOUR BRAT HOME!!! I'm sick right now and I think the reason I am is because I was exposed to too many cunt nuggets this week. Again, fuck off cunt.