Seems like it's been forever since I did one of these, so I thought it was time I made one. Also, if this takes forever to load for anyone from all the emoticons, let me know and I'll take them out. And booooy are there some fun ones this time:
:eyebrows How long is it okay for siblings to share a bed? I guess it's not a problem with really young kids, but some of these Moos claim they slept with their siblings up until they left for college! Isn't it normal for a kid to kind of want his own little space? I was forced to co-sleep until I was 14 and I was aching for my own bed pretty much since the age of five.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1308618/how-long-can-sisters-share-a-bed "I put my tard in a karate class and he better love it because we paid for two years of classes!" Fabulous. An aww-tard that will also know a martial art...he totally will not try to karate-chop his teachers in the head for not doing exactly what he wants.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1308578/ds-just-started-karate Three-year-old won't eat anything but baby food. Kid's cousin says the kid is like this because her Moo smoked while pregnant and rode motorcycles. No, methinks it's just the kid's Moo kowtowing to it and turning it into a spoilt brat. Or she was too lazy to feed it real food and just kept on feeding it baby food. Give it ten years and Mommy will need to learn to make strained, mashed cheeseburgers.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1308069/3-year-old-only-eats-baby-1-foods:chug Moo sends her partly-successfully medicated seizing kid to school. Expects the teacher to document his seizure activity (which is at a rate of two seizures a day). Junior's a sweetheart at school too - punches, scratches and bites people. But he also claims he doesn't realize he does these things and thinks he shouldn't be in school because he doesn't want to lose control and hurt someone else. The kid's 10, so it sounds to me like he has a problem and is aware, but of course Moo sends him to school...probably so she doesn't have to deal with his seizing and assault at home all day. Either that, ir he just assaults people in an attempt to get out of going to school. Probably the latter.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309818/i-could-use-some-sage-advicem Moo's kid is born premature at 32 weeks. He's ten months old now (or eight and a half months "adjusted" - if he came out normal). She is ONLY tit-feeding him and wonders why he's just shy of 13 pounds.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1310032/falling-of-the-growth-chart:pwned Brat doesn't listen at all - just does her own thing. GD Moos say that "forced time-outs" are not art of gentle discipline. It is suggested that the child must be physically helped to learn. I fail to see why a slap across the ass couldn't be considered physical help.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1308690/what-to-do-when-they-won-t-listen Feral brat likes to shove and throw shit, effectively hurting other kids (board Moo's kids). Another Moo who has a feral bully brat chimes in, saying that shoving and bad behavior is just how he communicates and that the other kids need to learn to not yell and shove because they set a bad example. Just goes to show...when someone ELSE'S bastard is a brat, it's bad parenting. But when it's a Smothering brat, it's okey-dokey.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309925/help-physically-aggressive-toddler-is-hurting-my-kids:crz Seven-year-old brat runs away when it's to get disciplined. Moo punishes the kid with time-outs and writing sentences...sounds alright. The board cattle say the kid is running from the punishment and to not punish the child because discipline = teaching and punishment = suffering. And that's a no-no for the non-discipline followers. One person has a story of,
"My mom punished my cousin when he ran away as a kid and now he's a jailbird."http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309159/7-yo-runs-off-when-i-try-to-discipline:smn Moo's brat begins to hit, and she deals with it by putting the brat at a distance and saying she doesn't like to sit near people who hit. Other Moos say this is unfairly exclusionary, shaming, and withholding love. Well yeah - unless I were a serious masochist, I wouldn't want to be near someone who hits me either. Gods, these women are fucking goddamn dumb.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1308237/16mo-old-learned-hitting-at-the-co-op Brat toadler wrecks the house (breaks dishes, screams bloody murder when the phone rings) and her room when locked in for a time-out (has torn the wallpaper off the walls and punched holes in her door with a rock). Other Moos say time-outs worsen bratty behavior, so don't use them. But the wall under that paper has a lot of lead paint - I say lock her in there and let her lick the walls; the issue will sort itself out.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1297641/alternatives-to-time-outeyes2 GD brats are "self-disciplined" and thus do not require parental discipline. Oh, and physically punishing a child is considered "violent parenting."
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1304344/others-comparing-gd-ed-kids-to-non-gd-ed-kids:baybie1
"Halp! How do I get my toddlers to quit playing with their turds in bed?" Aren't you just wrought with envy over what we're missing out on?
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1304934/cross-posting-help-how-do-i-get-my-almost-23-mos-old-twins-to-stop-playing-with-their-poops:dindin Awwtarded, bed-wetting 8-year-old sneaks food into his room and Moo no likey. Doctor says because of the awwtardism, the brat can tune out his parents' yelling. Moo has window alarms on the cabinets and does an inventory of the kitchen each day so it becomes apparent when Junior is scavenging for food. Other Moos claim that the more control exerted over an awwtard, the less he will listen, so they advise not being so controlling.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1305465/need-help-with-effective-discipline-for-8yo-boy "Why does my shithead brat only behave when I lose it?" Because losing it works.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1305541/remind-me-that-i-can-t-hits Trouble negotiating with a five-year-old. Gee, I wonder why. I feel bad for the other people in this place who have to listen to a brat screaming all night long because she can't be "negotiated" with. Here's a good negotiation: Stop crying or I'll slap you. Keep crying and I'll slap you again. Slapping will continue until you shut the fuck up. Do that and I guarantee the brat will be straightened out within 24 hours.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1306225/what-do-you-do-if-a-5-year-old-routinely-refuses-to-negotiate-and-just-throws-a-tantrum-instead:sx Moo's baby dies at six weeks of age in January. According to Moo's sig line, she is due for another calving around Halloween. Which would mean she pretty much got pregnant again right away after shitting out the late loaf. I wonder if she was just working on another loaf in general at the time of conception or if it was already a replacement.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1289328/i-lost-my-baby-girl-today-warning-mentions-infant-death-in-some-detail:gun1 I guess it's not all worth it - Smothering Moo kills herself right after her toadler turns three. I'd say I see at least one or two Smothering suicide or murder stories there a year.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1307791/good-friend-and-mdc-mom-of-2-took-her-own-life-how-do-i-get-through New Hampshire does not do the "philosophical exemption" vaccine bullshit, so Moo is wondering how to lie and get around vaccinating her brats without philosophy or religion. People encourage her to lie about being religious to be exempt.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309441/what-to-do-in-state-with-no-philosophical-exemption:eh??
"My first attempted home birth sucked, so should I try again with the second baby?"http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1308633/should-i-attempt-a-2nd-home-birth-if-the-1st-one-went-terribly:Violin Home-birfin' Moo is fall-down depressed because she didn't have the home-shit of her dreams, had a "bad" midwife and a partner who wasn't kissing her feet as she was crowning. This one's really fucked in the head. Yeesh.
http://www.mothering.com/community/forum/thread/1309346/four-years-ago-today-it-all-started-and-a-stab-through-the-heart