Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 24, 2011 |
Saw a breastfeeding shirt today that said: " I make milk....Whats your super power?" Ummm, being smart enough to know i don't want kids because I want to do what I want, when I want, with who I want, and with my own $. Sounds pretty super to me! Now I'm all for breastfeeding. I'm a nurse and I know its good for the kid and the mom, but really, lets not compair ourselves to Superman. Lol!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 24, 2011 |
That SUCKS! I have just started telling myself "at least IT is not coming home with me! Thank you Lord." Over and over and over. LolQuote
Bratless N Lovinit
OH MY GOD! This board is awesome! I feel like I have found the perfect place for me! I just wish I could actually find this community in real life not just online. I get so sick of the breeders and their spawn overtaking everything I could straight out scream. I work in a mall and I could just come unglued when my entire store is over run by strollers and snot nosed toddlers touching everything, squishing our product and just making chaos where peace should be. I am babystalked at least five times a day and because I am working there the Moo's expect you to coo over thier brat like you a give a shit that they are saying "hi" thirty five times in a row to you. I just want them to get what they need and get the hell out. I was sitting at a table making my sch?edule and a lady rolls up with a double rolling baby cadillac and parks it next to me with two screaching brats in it that are all to eager to show me thier build a bear. Like I am so interested?!?!?! Really?!?!?!? I go, "Thats nice" in my I don't give a shit voice and move away until she gets them out of there. Was I to be a baby sitter to her hideous offspring? Not part of my job, sorry! Did she not see that I was working? I stopped to help her but as far a sitter service I DON"T THINK SO! Same day within ten minutes of this situation another woman with her fuck trophys (FT's as I call them) rolls in and sits at my table, grabs my pen sitting there and lets her stupid brat write on my paper like it was there with the intention to keep her brats entertained. I hate kids, I get so tired of all the ways as a society we are expected to cater to them and their breeding parents!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 24, 2011 |
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Saw a breastfeeding shirt today that said: " I make milk....Whats your super power?" Ummm, being smart enough to know i don't want kids because I want to do what I want, when I want, with who I want, and with my own $. Sounds pretty super to me! Now I'm all for breastfeeding. I'm a nurse and I know its good for the kid and the mom, but really, lets not compair ourselves to Superman. Lol!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 24, 2011 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,756 |
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cfdreamer
Saw a breastfeeding shirt today that said: " I make milk....Whats your super power?"
Fixing your fuck ups when you do something stupid that is near getting your kid killed.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 25, 2011 |
Oh bless you snark shark! Preach it! Four yrs as a nurse n public health and I'm as bitter as they come! Three kids by three different losers n they're whining about no food or money or car or sleeping on their mom's couch. Ummm last I checked, we gave FREE birth control, all kinds, and the morning after pill. Its not rocket science. My two favorite sayings I've come up with... 1. Fucking-white trash recreation! 2. The number of kids u have is inversely proportionate to your IQ! (Guess that means I'm a freaking genius.)Quote
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cfdreamer
Saw a breastfeeding shirt today that said: " I make milk....Whats your super power?"
Fixing your fuck ups when you do something stupid that is near getting your kid killed.
OH! I KNOW!
OUR (everyone here) "SUPERPOWER" is to NOT be on WELFARE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 25, 2011 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,756 |
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cfdreamer
Oh bless you snark shark! Preach it! Four yrs as a nurse n public health and I'm as bitter as they come! Three kids by three different losers n they're whining about no food or money or car or sleeping on their mom's couch. Ummm last I checked, we gave FREE birth control, all kinds, and the morning after pill. Its not rocket science. My two favorite sayings I've come up with... 1. Fucking-white trash recreation! 2. The number of kids u have is inversely proportionate to your IQ! (Guess that means I'm a freaking genius.)
wait a few years, been in EMS 31 years next month and nursing 20 years most of it ER. The stupid - it hurts.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 25, 2011 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 4,176 |
So the other day I'm standing in line at Starbucks and this breeder bitch comes up behind me with a loaf in her arms (and another one walking beside her). She proceeds to get up RIGHT behind me, like I couldn't even step backwards without running into her, and play kissy kissy with the loaf's head. Since my back was to her I thought for a second she was sucking someone off because of the nasty slurpy sounds she was making. Jeezus lady! Do you have to make out with your kyd's skull in line at Starbucks RIGHT behind a perfect stranger? Needless to say I refused to even give her a backwards glance let alone the attention she obviously craved. I grabbed my brewed iced tea and hit the road, which really annoyed me because there were two hot police officers sitting there talking shop and normally under those conditions I would have lollygagged a bit so I could get an eyeful. Stanky bitch.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 26, 2011 |
Ugh. I was sitting outside on my lunch break when a Duh and barely mobile toadler walked past me to get to the University Pavilion (they have live music there every day at lunch). He was simultaneously grinning at it while staring at me as they walked past. They got so close to me that I thought I was going to accidentally burn the kid with my ciggy! I just looked the other way and refused to move. It rained on duh's parade real fast.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 28, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,320 |
I remember back when I was new to the Army, after picking me up from the airport off leave, a SGT brought me over to his house to meet his wife... and baby. (I don't know what's the point of meeting a baby) Everything was fine at first. We had sandwiches prepared by his wife, and sat around chatting. I was polite, but just wasn't interested about any baby-related conversation. I didn't ask about the baby's age, name, or what it had learned to do yet. Honestly, it never occurred to me.
Later, I noticed their pet lizard and watched it eat crickets for a bit. I guess it wasn't so OK that I'd been more interested lizard than baby, so he suddenly plopped it into my lap without any warning. I didn't even have the opportunity to say "no thanks." I know nothing about babies so I have no idea how old this one was. Old enough to stand if it grabs things, but not old enough to actually walk and not old enough to talk. She pulled herself up so she was standing on my lap, then started grabbing at anything she could. My earrings, my hair. Oh, and she was drooling.
I picked her up and set her on the floor, hoping she'd crawl away. No dice. She really wanted my earrings. Eventually I just took them off and put them in my pockets, then got up and moved across the room, but the baby was still after me. I had to hold her back, and when I did, she started crying. I looked over at her dad, who was watching the whole thing, but he didn't seem interested in taking his baby back. Eventually, I picked her up and handed her to him. I would have done that to begin with, except I really didn't want to even have that much to do with her.
It's not that I don't like babies, I just don't want to have them on me.
Later, I noticed their pet lizard and watched it eat crickets for a bit. I guess it wasn't so OK that I'd been more interested lizard than baby, so he suddenly plopped it into my lap without any warning. I didn't even have the opportunity to say "no thanks." I know nothing about babies so I have no idea how old this one was. Old enough to stand if it grabs things, but not old enough to actually walk and not old enough to talk. She pulled herself up so she was standing on my lap, then started grabbing at anything she could. My earrings, my hair. Oh, and she was drooling.
I picked her up and set her on the floor, hoping she'd crawl away. No dice. She really wanted my earrings. Eventually I just took them off and put them in my pockets, then got up and moved across the room, but the baby was still after me. I had to hold her back, and when I did, she started crying. I looked over at her dad, who was watching the whole thing, but he didn't seem interested in taking his baby back. Eventually, I picked her up and handed her to him. I would have done that to begin with, except I really didn't want to even have that much to do with her.
It's not that I don't like babies, I just don't want to have them on me.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 28, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 715 |
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk July 28, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,320 |
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juliewashere88
(I don't know what's the point of meeting a baby)
I know! it's like "meeting" a large maggot with eyes. it might look AT you, but it has NO idea what's going on.
It's not like the baby and I will have some deep, meaningful conversation, discuss politics, science, our interests and hobbies, and really just hit it off enough to program each other's numbers into our phones. Hell, the baby won't even remember that I was ever there at all as soon as I was out of sight.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 03, 2011 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,756 |
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 08, 2011 |
I live in an overly populated town, and all of my neighbours fuck more than the cast of Watership Down.
Next door alone has over 6 of the little turds and another one on the way.
I can't even leave my house some days without at LEAST 5 of the little shits coming up to me and saying "Hello, hello, hello, hello, what are you doing, where are you going" then follow you as you try and get away.
Summer holidays are a bitch
Next door alone has over 6 of the little turds and another one on the way.
I can't even leave my house some days without at LEAST 5 of the little shits coming up to me and saying "Hello, hello, hello, hello, what are you doing, where are you going" then follow you as you try and get away.
Summer holidays are a bitch
CFsince58
Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 13, 2011 |
There is nothing worse than being baybee stalked when you are the cashier.Not only do they pull all customers within hearing range into their baybee stalk tractor-beam, they also manage to suck in all employees.I dislike all sprogs under 7 or 8 but as I am trying to do my job I don't need the added headache of somebodies pweshus special sprog making my job that much harder.Working with the public is hard enough without having to coo over something you could give a rats ass about.Keep the line moving moomy.Nobody cares about how loud widdle junior can scream !
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 13, 2011 |
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 13, 2011 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 2,975 |
I'm in the deli line at the grocery store. I'm intently looking at the cheeses, and there's some moo and toadler somewhere near me but I don't notice. The toadler apparently said hi to me and moo looks at me and says "She said hi". I just did a little half smile and nodded my head. Then moo gets her order and while she's walking away loudly and sarcastically says, "She said BYE". I just laughed and shook my head.
LauritaR
Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 14, 2011 |
blondie...that woman was such a typcial breeder-bitch. I HATE THAT!!!! What a babystalking attention-whore with no life. Sometimes I ignore too, and other times I will say hi back...ONCE. After that repetitive "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!" then forget it!!!!! I act like they don't exist. Shut your damn kid up once that sh*t starts!!! ARGH. I G N O R E.:yeah:
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 15, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 4,998 |
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 |
GTFO this board, cuntface.Quote
Stacie
You people are awfully self centered to think we are just DYING for your attention and approval. Truth of the matter is, our kids are people too.
When a 20 year old says "hello" politely as they pass in a store what do you do? Say "Afternoon" or give a smile or just nod and walk by. That's called normal social interaction. You don't think to yourself "Oh wow that girl was just DESPERATE for my approval and attention and my not saying hello back gives me the smug sense of self-satisfaction that I couldn't give it to her. Boo hoo boo hoo I bet she's crying now because she's just realized she's not the center of the universe."
What's the difference between that 20 year old giving you a passing greeting and my 2 year old smiling at you, waving or saying "hello" from the shopping cart as we pass? 18 years? That's no basis for discrimination.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 |
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,231 |
LauritaR
Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 |
Yeah, what are you doing on a childFREE board anyways?? Shouldn't you be paying attention to your kid, or on one of those parenting boards? And this is a free country, and we can say hello, or NOT, to anyone we f*cking want to. And that "Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi!!! is ANNOYING. I'm not going to kiss your ass. You don't pay my rent. Tell your kid "Enough!" Do that job that YOU chose.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 |
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 715 |
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Stacie
What's the difference between that 20 year old giving you a passing greeting and my 2 year old smiling at you, waving or saying "hello" from the shopping cart as we pass?
A 20-year-old adult belongs in public and most likely has the capacity to properly relate and communicate with other people. Your 2-year-old piece of shit is nothing but a stupid, sticky, ugly mess and you deserve to be beaten with it. Get the fuck back to your breeder boards, you dirty, saggy, stinkin' twat.
By the way...it's supposed to be spelled 'Stacy'.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk August 17, 2011 |
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