Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk
Posted by SlumSlut
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 29, 2012 |
Transferring the pacifier?
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I miss my little feather baby.
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I miss my little feather baby.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk September 29, 2012 |
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drake
Transferring the pacifier?
Couldn't invent this fuckery if I tried.
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michaela
"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 01, 2012 |
OMG, today I gained first-hand experience of a baby-stalker.
Me and about 4 other people were waiting at the bus stop, when this woman comes along pushing a stroller. She then positions the stroller so that it's facing the 4 people who were sitting down (I was standing near the kerb to try and see my particular bus) and starts blathering like a loony.
"AWWW aren't you a GORGEOUS baby? Yes you are! You're mummy's little princess! I wish I had gloves as pretty as yours! No, don't take them off my gorgeous girl, your hands will get cold! Wow look at your pretty hair and lovely eyes!"
She was so loud I could hear her over the full-volume music in my ears. When she noticed no-one was making a fuss of the kid, she carried on and even got louder.
"Who's the CUTEST little girl in the WORLD? You are! We'll go to the vets to pick up Lucky because she's been poorly and then we'll take you to see Nana - I bet you're looking forward to seeing Nana aren't you? Nana loves you SO much, but not as much as mummy does!"
The other people were just as annoyed as I was that she wouldn't shut the hell up. Occasionally one of the other people would smile at the kid, but that obviously wasn't enough, the dozy moo needed them to fuss and fawn over the child like it was the second coming of Jesus. Oh and her too because she clearly was the centre of attention when she was pregnant, but now the loaf is here she's not getting the same level of acknowledgement and she can't stand for that!
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It was the most agonizing 10 minutes of my life and I was so fucking relieved when her bus arrived. But I did feel bad for the people on the bus - I imagine she'd continued her baby-stalking there.
Me and about 4 other people were waiting at the bus stop, when this woman comes along pushing a stroller. She then positions the stroller so that it's facing the 4 people who were sitting down (I was standing near the kerb to try and see my particular bus) and starts blathering like a loony.
"AWWW aren't you a GORGEOUS baby? Yes you are! You're mummy's little princess! I wish I had gloves as pretty as yours! No, don't take them off my gorgeous girl, your hands will get cold! Wow look at your pretty hair and lovely eyes!"
She was so loud I could hear her over the full-volume music in my ears. When she noticed no-one was making a fuss of the kid, she carried on and even got louder.
"Who's the CUTEST little girl in the WORLD? You are! We'll go to the vets to pick up Lucky because she's been poorly and then we'll take you to see Nana - I bet you're looking forward to seeing Nana aren't you? Nana loves you SO much, but not as much as mummy does!"
The other people were just as annoyed as I was that she wouldn't shut the hell up. Occasionally one of the other people would smile at the kid, but that obviously wasn't enough, the dozy moo needed them to fuss and fawn over the child like it was the second coming of Jesus. Oh and her too because she clearly was the centre of attention when she was pregnant, but now the loaf is here she's not getting the same level of acknowledgement and she can't stand for that!
eyes2It was the most agonizing 10 minutes of my life and I was so fucking relieved when her bus arrived. But I did feel bad for the people on the bus - I imagine she'd continued her baby-stalking there.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 01, 2012 |
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Lurker-derp
OMG, today I gained first-hand experience of a baby-stalker.
Me and about 4 other people were waiting at the bus stop, when this woman comes along pushing a stroller. She then positions the stroller so that it's facing the 4 people who were sitting down (I was standing near the kerb to try and see my particular bus) and starts blathering like a loony.
"AWWW aren't you a GORGEOUS baby? Yes you are! You're mummy's little princess! I wish I had gloves as pretty as yours! No, don't take them off my gorgeous girl, your hands will get cold! Wow look at your pretty hair and lovely eyes!"
She was so loud I could hear her over the full-volume music in my ears. When she noticed no-one was making a fuss of the kid, she carried on and even got louder.
"Who's the CUTEST little girl in the WORLD? You are! We'll go to the vets to pick up Lucky because she's been poorly and then we'll take you to see Nana - I bet you're looking forward to seeing Nana aren't you? Nana loves you SO much, but not as much as mummy does!"
The other people were just as annoyed as I was that she wouldn't shut the hell up. Occasionally one of the other people would smile at the kid, but that obviously wasn't enough, the dozy moo needed them to fuss and fawn over the child like it was the second coming of Jesus. Oh and her too because she clearly was the centre of attention when she was pregnant, but now the loaf is here she's not getting the same level of acknowledgement and she can't stand for that!
It was the most agonizing 10 minutes of my life and I was so fucking relieved when her bus arrived. But I did feel bad for the people on the bus - I imagine she'd continued her baby-stalking there.
That's not just typical baby-stalking. That's complete attention whoring. Glad it backfired.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 07, 2012 |
I don't know if this is baby-stalking or not, since I don't recall ever been baby-stalked(maybe I didn't notice), but hubby(fiancee) and I were in Kroger earlier. I had to buy deodorant and he was thinking about byuing some brews so were in and out. As we were heading for the door, I guess a Grandmoo was escorting her slow fucking Grandbrat with one of those mini-carts ahead of her. She wasn't moving fast at all, and were taking up the whole fucking path. I looked at my hubby, who in turn rolled his eyes. Then the Grandmoo turns around, apologizes and leads the brat to the side, while saying really loudly, "Oh I'm so sorry, she was excited to have her own cart! Move over for the nice couple, sweetiepie!". I have no idea how we looked "nice", more like irritated and indifferent.
Bitch, I don't give two flying fucks about what your fucking grandkyd wanted, I just wanted to get the fuck home so I could change into my fucking pajamas and smoke a fucking cigarette!
As you can tell, I wasn't too happy.eyes2
Bitch, I don't give two flying fucks about what your fucking grandkyd wanted, I just wanted to get the fuck home so I could change into my fucking pajamas and smoke a fucking cigarette!
As you can tell, I wasn't too happy.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 07, 2012 |
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kidfreeforme
I don't know if this is baby-stalking or not, since I don't recall ever been baby-stalked(maybe I didn't notice), but hubby(fiancee) and I were in Kroger earlier. I had to buy deodorant and he was thinking about byuing some brews so were in and out. As we were heading for the door, I guess a Grandmoo was escorting her slow fucking Grandbrat with one of those mini-carts ahead of her. She wasn't moving fast at all, and were taking up the whole fucking path. I looked at my hubby, who in turn rolled his eyes. Then the Grandmoo turns around, apologizes and leads the brat to the side, while saying really loudly, "Oh I'm so sorry, she was excited to have her own cart! Move over for the nice couple, sweetiepie!". I have no idea how we looked "nice", more like irritated and indifferent.
Bitch, I don't give two flying fucks about what your fucking grandkyd wanted, I just wanted to get the fuck home so I could change into my fucking pajamas and smoke a fucking cigarette!
As you can tell, I wasn't too happy.
I'd chalk that up as annoying but not babystalking, because a key element of baby stalking is that they are ostensibly speaking to the child but are in fact playing to the adult audience, like an actor in a silent movie, who always looks at the camera rather than the person opposite. (Except of course for those situations where they are blatantly demanding attention from adults.)
In this case, "I'm so sorry, she was excited to have her own cart!" is clearly directed at you. "Move over for the nice couple, sweetiepie!" has a slight element of baby stalking because in calling you a 'nice couple' she could be trying to give you cues on how you ought to behave, but in this case it could also be just trying to instruct the child (letting her know that it is nice to move over for nice people).
Of course it is still quite irritating to get stuck behind people who only notice belatedly that they are blocking the path, and then make a production out of getting out of the way once they have figured it out.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 07, 2012 |
Thank you for the explanation 
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I think I've never actually noticed baby stalking as it seems to be like a plague. It was very irritating, so yea, I'll chalk it up to me just being a bit bitchy :spin
ongue2I think I've never actually noticed baby stalking as it seems to be like a plague. It was very irritating, so yea, I'll chalk it up to me just being a bit bitchy :spin
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 16, 2012 |
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myrna minkoff
i was baby stalked the other night at dinner by a friend of mine. mr. minkoff and i were out with her and her husband and we were talking about their new dog. i fucking LOVE dogs and when she said she had a photo on her phone of doggie i was happy to look at it. then she says "i know you don't like kids but do you want to see a photo of a cute baby?" i laughed and said "not really" and she fucking showed me anyway! "my niece - isn't she cute?" i glanced and said "the dog is way cuter."r
I had several friends suggest this to me independently of each other as a way to combat the "LOOK AT MY FUCK TROPHY!" pictures.
I have pictures of my burned tubes from my tubal ligation. They suggested I make a wallet-size version and whip it out whenever some breeder tries to shove pictures of their larva in my face.
"Look, isn't it a miracle? You just can't imagine the joy of being sterile until you do it yourself. It's different when it's your own."
I haven't gotten around to it yet, but it's so good I might just do it.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 20, 2012 |
At my job there's a breeder who comes in regularly to pick up his orders, and he always has his damn toddler tagging along. (He even named his business after his kid. eyes2) Anyway, I never acknowledge the feral brat, and I can honestly see the confusion in the duh's eyes. Why doesn't this female get all gooey over my little miracle? Even as the kid is running in circles and pulling shit off the wall, I firmly ignore it. I wish somebody would come in with a cute parrot or puppy while the breeder duh was there, beause then I'd fawn over the animal and giggle like a schoolgirl.
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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny
eyes2) Anyway, I never acknowledge the feral brat, and I can honestly see the confusion in the duh's eyes. Why doesn't this female get all gooey over my little miracle? Even as the kid is running in circles and pulling shit off the wall, I firmly ignore it. I wish somebody would come in with a cute parrot or puppy while the breeder duh was there, beause then I'd fawn over the animal and giggle like a schoolgirl.--------------------
"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 20, 2012 |
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lilin_unite
I had several friends suggest this to me independently of each other as a way to combat the "LOOK AT MY FUCK TROPHY!" pictures.
I have pictures of my burned tubes from my tubal ligation. They suggested I make a wallet-size version and whip it out whenever some breeder tries to shove pictures of their larva in my face.
"Look, isn't it a miracle? You just can't imagine the joy of being sterile until you do it yourself. It's different when it's your own."
I haven't gotten around to it yet, but it's so good I might just do it.
WHERE CAN I GET A PHOTO OF MY CLIPPED TUBES!!?!?!?!
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 20, 2012 |
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kidfreeforme
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lilin_unite
I had several friends suggest this to me independently of each other as a way to combat the "LOOK AT MY FUCK TROPHY!" pictures.
I have pictures of my burned tubes from my tubal ligation. They suggested I make a wallet-size version and whip it out whenever some breeder tries to shove pictures of their larva in my face.
"Look, isn't it a miracle? You just can't imagine the joy of being sterile until you do it yourself. It's different when it's your own."
I haven't gotten around to it yet, but it's so good I might just do it.
WHERE CAN I GET A PHOTO OF MY CLIPPED TUBES!!?!?!?!
They took pictures during my surgery, using the little laparoscopy camera.
If you have the clips, they might be able to see them on some type of imaging. You should ask and see if you can get pictures that way.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk October 21, 2012 |
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lilin_unite
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kidfreeforme
WHERE CAN I GET A PHOTO OF MY CLIPPED TUBES!!?!?!?!
They took pictures during my surgery, using the little laparoscopy camera.
If you have the clips, they might be able to see them on some type of imaging. You should ask and see if you can get pictures that way.
Or if not, just print a photo from Google Images and pretend it's yours.
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk November 09, 2012 |
What is with babystalking breeders with a wailing, SHRIEKING kid in a store who you could swear is going down the same aisles as you on purpose. My joy is to get the eff out of there a.s.a.p. and I get away like lightning because no babystalking breeder can beat the childfree, for speed or anything else. Got away from you, lady! HAHAHAHA NICE TRY. 
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Re: Babystalk, babystalk, it's a wonder you can walk November 20, 2012 |
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Michelle
I find this so amusing since ALL of you where children once and I can guarantee you smiled, spoke or stared at random people at one point or another in your childhood. It's really funny how irritated you get. If a smiling child annoys you that much it sounds like you're the problem not them. I really hope that if I ever come across people like you my kids smile and talk and annoy the hell out of you. LOL
Fuck off Moo-Cunt. How the fuck did you get here? We don't care what you think. Take your tired old bingoes and go back to the barn with all the other cows.
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I miss my little feather baby.
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