The "I got bin go-ed" thread
Posted by juliewashere88
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread November 05, 2011 |
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entheogen
lol, you mad..?
Good!
I'll gladly take heat for pointing out the irrelevance of an outdated and irrational institution that also happens to be intimately linked to another personal pet peeve of mine: organized religion. Which not only offers fodder for every nut job from here to the remotest dusty spot in the Sahara but is also an open and avid supporter of indiscriminate, unreasonable breeding and rat like multiplication of our precious species.
If you're in love with that special someone? That's fantastic! My joy for you knows no bounds.
So don't hate me for pointing out the silliness of getting the government, of all people, involved in your love life and cuffing yourselves to the proverbial radiator till death do you part or whatever the fuck the trend is these days, just because you finally encountered someone who would screw you twice.
I get it. The insurance thing and the tax breaks and living together etc? Getting the families to bond? I suppose that might be a good enough reason...
But someone please explain the whole ceremony shit to me and how people can shill out the amounts of hard earned money just to validate a union that they KNOW doesn't require any kind of sanctioning, least all from the fuckwads of the powers that be and especially your local "house of god".
So you took on another mortgage to have that perfect ceremony and a nice shiny rock some unfortunate soul in Africa probably lost an arm over. Well don't you have much to be radiant about.
But maybe you get off on exposing your most intimate feelings to all your friends and family? Do you truly believe they get a kick out of it? Tell you what; if I'm going to be privy to your innermost feelings of attachment, I'd much rather just watch you fuck!
So this all just amounts to another case of bed made lie, if you're silly or blind enough for all of the above, then even I can see how someone might consider you silly enough to pinch loaves in the not to distant future as well. Hell, I might even bingo you myself just for the lulz.
And I am terribly sorry.
Yep, everyone who's married is EXACTLY like that. You're some kind of genius who can see into people's souls.
I shall immediately request a divorce, so that I can be as delightful and satisfied as you.
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You're a knob that sees people as cardboard cutout caricatures, with stereotypical ideas and motivations, which saves you a great deal of the effort of understanding people as individuals. :drool
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread November 05, 2011 |
Enthoegen,why would any of us be mad? You are entitled to your opinion.You sound like you're the mad one,and you also are as ranty as a charging moo hoping to irritate others because misery loves company,but,hey,whatever gets you through another day,I guess. 
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread November 10, 2011 |
Nightshade,the good news is,if you are young looking,take care of yourself well, and are cf,you get to stay that way for a very...long...time. Soon,you will likely experience the incomparable joy no broodsow will ever know.
By this,I mean the joy I've so far experienced three times,of having some haggard,tired moo tell you "Oh,you'll change your mind.When you get to be my age,you''ll have a whole different perspective/priorities/etc."...only to discover that the silly cow is actually YOUNGER than you!
The greatest joy,though,is the look on their faces if you decide to TELL THEM :yeah
By this,I mean the joy I've so far experienced three times,of having some haggard,tired moo tell you "Oh,you'll change your mind.When you get to be my age,you''ll have a whole different perspective/priorities/etc."...only to discover that the silly cow is actually YOUNGER than you!
The greatest joy,though,is the look on their faces if you decide to TELL THEM :yeah
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amy NLI
Nightshade,the good news is,if you are young looking,take care of yourself well, and are cf,you get to stay that way for a very...long...time. Soon,you will likely experience the incomparable joy no broodsow will ever know.
By this,I mean the joy I've so far experienced three times,of having some haggard,tired moo tell you "Oh,you'll change your mind.When you get to be my age,you''ll have a whole different perspective/priorities/etc."...only to discover that the silly cow is actually YOUNGER than you!
The greatest joy,though,is the look on their faces if you decide to TELL THEM :yeah
Ha! That must be so satisfying. This hasn't happened yet, hope it will :biggrin2
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nightshade
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amy NLI
Nightshade,the good news is,if you are young looking,take care of yourself well, and are cf,you get to stay that way for a very...long...time. Soon,you will likely experience the incomparable joy no broodsow will ever know.
By this,I mean the joy I've so far experienced three times,of having some haggard,tired moo tell you "Oh,you'll change your mind.When you get to be my age,you''ll have a whole different perspective/priorities/etc."...only to discover that the silly cow is actually YOUNGER than you!
The greatest joy,though,is the look on their faces if you decide to TELL THEM :yeah
Ha! That must be so satisfying. This hasn't happened yet, hope it will :biggrin2
This has happened to me many times. (not so much in the past 5 years or so...but a lot in my 40's) However, there was that time several months ago where a woman asked if I was preggers because I was wearing a loose top. I'm 58!! LOL!
When I was 40 I had a hyst. My 40's was my BEST most active decade. I must have acted like I was in my 20's. (feeling so good after the hyst may have been part of it) I lost a lot of wieght and people who didn't know me well thought I was much younger than I was. That's when I got a lot of BINGOS where they'd ask "when are you and dh going to settle down and start that fambly?" LOL
Hey... I was more CF than ever with the 'parts' all gone and I would just laugh at them. But then... they'd start on the "Awww.. but... you could adopt" Oh geeze. Leave it alone people.
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread November 10, 2011 |
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nightshade
But I'll shake it to death the first time it disobeys me, then be forced to eat it to hide the evidence. Do you reckon people really taste like pork? that's what I've heard. Where would the bacon-y bit be located on the baby?
larious i hope i can use this response too.years ago, there was a cannibalism case in my country done by a psychopath. he stole parts of freshly buried body, cooked the meat into a pan of beef stew, then give some of it to his unaware father. his father loved it very much. i guess what you have heard is true.
* p.s. to frenzy and other CF people in their teenage, let's wait 20-25 years later to experience what starlady has experienced
epic win to starlady and amy NLI!looking young as long as possible is one of my obsession. staying out of having kids is one of the most natural way to look young as long as possible.
yesterday, for the first time ever in my life, i admit my childfreedom to people who literally don't bingo me.
"you don't want kids EVER? wow, you are so cool!"
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Re: The "I got bingo-ed" thread November 11, 2011 |
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nightshade
- If I have a kid, can I still smoke weed every day to chill out? At what age can the kid smoke with me so we can bond better?
May I please steal this ^^?
larious
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