My last day working as a cashier, I'm on to better things starting next week. I've worked as a cashier at several places over the years, and usually enjoyed the job well enough. I couldn't understand why I wasn't enjoying my current job like I used to. Then it hit me, today, on my last day in that position. It's the kids. Not the customers, but the 'kids' (those 18-19) that the job attracts and that I have to work with. They're not adults. They have no sense of how to conduct themselves in public, let alone a workplace. They're fresh from the incubators of moohs and duhs that have spent the last 18 years telling them that they are spechul and pwecious and the end-all be-all that will simultaneously cure cancer and become President of the United States.
And that's why I didn't like my job. Working with such overgrown four-year-olds. Know-it-alls, Al Bundys, and they are convinced that they are only doing this for the summer but will still be found working for slightly-above-minimum wage in twenty years. And they have no humility.
Case in point: Today a customer asked me if I had a product available in a smaller package, and if not, could I split it up and sell her a partial. As I'm about to tell her that I wouldn't be able to sell the remainder of what she left if she didn't take the whole thing, the 18 y/o about ten feet away from me yells that the product only comes in that size and that's all there is. While he is waiting on
his own customer. That's when it hit me. I realized why I didn't like my job, because these little shits are rude, to both me, the customer talking to me (by yelling at her), and his own customer for diverting his attention away from the transaction at hand. And it was also very insulting to me for him to imply that only he (mooh's widdle pwecious) could possibly answer a simple question about product availability.
I thought for awhile that it was only the fetus-15 y/o chylds that really churned my stomach. But no, there's plenty that are legal 'adults' churning it as well. Because all of these breeders are doing such piss-poor jobs turning their little shits into real adults.
And I also realized the reason behind the rash of cash shortages in our cashiers' tills as of late: These little shits are so attention starved that they'll do anything to take
their attention away from what is
their business to yell and scream to make sure everyone in the building knows that they have the answers to everything, and that is why they hand back the wrong change and cost our company money.