Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook!
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Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 25, 2011 |
That's IT! I am hiding all breeders' posts or deleting them altogether! I just was treated to:
"Danica pooped in her potty!"
We have the "like" button. Why not the "I really don't give a flying fuck" button?
Sorry... I just am so sick of this shit!
"Danica pooped in her potty!"
We have the "like" button. Why not the "I really don't give a flying fuck" button?
Sorry... I just am so sick of this shit!
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Re: Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 25, 2011 |
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cflauren
I just am so sick of this shit!
Literally!
I hear ya, I only have a few Facebook 'friends' with kids but there's one in particular who enjoys sharing how much his funny-looking (seriously, this kid has the most oversized head....it's like a fleshy, slow-learning light bulb) brat shits and how it doesn't stay contained in his diaper. Ga-ross. Of course, all his breeder friends cannot resist chiming in about their brats, as if it's a goddamn shit contest. I may not lead a very exciting life, but I'm so glad I have more to share than that. I can't imagine posting about the land mines I dug out of my cat's litter box, or the 'remainder' my DF inadvertantly left in the shitter.
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Re: Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 25, 2011 |
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clematis
Guess what, guys? One of our dogs pooped in the driveway today! [Like] [Comment] [Share] :drool
Hahaha! I should start posting about my cat's, erm, output, or while I'm at it, mine!
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Re: Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 25, 2011 |
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cflauren
I just am so sick of this shit!
Literally!
I hear ya, I only have a few Facebook 'friends' with kids but there's one in particular who enjoys sharing how much his funny-looking (seriously, this kid has the most oversized head....it's like a fleshy, slow-learning light bulb) brat shits and how it doesn't stay contained in his diaper. Ga-ross. Of course, all his breeder friends cannot resist chiming in about their brats, as if it's a goddamn shit contest. I may not lead a very exciting life, but I'm so glad I have more to share than that. I can't imagine posting about the land mines I dug out of my cat's litter box, or the 'remainder' my DF inadvertantly left in the shitter.
It really makes you wonder what kind of boring lives these people are leading, doesn't it?
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Re: Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 25, 2011 |
Every time a breeder posts something about shit, poop, piss, drool, puke, or any other bodily fluid disaster, respond in kind with an equally gross story about the time you puked so hard at a frat party you could swear there were empty soup cans and fish bones in it, etc.
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Re: Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 25, 2011 |
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Snark Shark
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toomanybrats
Fakebook, Freakbook, Fuckbook, and my personal favorite, Facebooger.
i still like "Farcebook".
Someone on here came up with "Fapbook". I still giggle when I think of that.
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Re: Aurgh! Stoopid Friggin' Freakbook! July 26, 2011 |
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Dorisan
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toomanybrats
Fakebook, Freakbook, Fuckbook, and my personal favorite, Facebooger.
i still like "Farcebook".
Someone on here came up with "Fapbook". I still giggle when I think of that.
ongue2I've had a Fapbook account since I was a sophomore in college and I can honestly say that I log in 4 times per year, max. I just don't get the draw - if I wanted to know about the inane bullshit happening in people's lives I'd ask them directly. Butt then again I never understood the big deal about MySpace (all the rage when I was in high school) and I refuse to get involved with Twatter. I love academia.edu though, because I can follow the works of different scholars based on subject/discipline.
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