"15 Reasons to Use Natural Family Planning"(So says a fundie):rolleyes2
Posted by kidlesskim
http://fallibleblogma.com/index.php/15-reasons-to-use-natural-family-planning-nfp/
Direct from the pie hole of a religious fundamentalist, with my thoughts in red:
Awhile ago there was a study done on couples who use NFP (Natural Family Planning). NFP is a way of achieving and/or avoiding pregnancy that is extremely effective while also being consistent with the way the human body and the sexual act were designed (unlike contraception). Who performed or sanctioned that "study", I wonder, The Vatican?
The study lists a number of things that correlate with users of NFP. I will leave you to decide which ones are more direct effects from using NFP and which ones are more contributory causes of using it. In the end, they are all wrapped up together. Yeah, wrapped up together like chunks of cat shit encapsulated by urine soaked litter
Couples who use NFP:
Have a dramatically low (0.2%) divorce rate. That's because they are fundamentalists who don't "believe" in divorce for any reason, so of course their rate is low.
Experience happier marriages.So says the tiger striped inpig cow who blindly lives in a fairy tale world
Are happier and more satisfied in their everyday lives. Than what other groups of couples? I know several gay couples who've been together a decade or longer, have no intention of creating kids, who appear to be the happiest people on the planet!
Have considerably more marital relations. What, now they are claiming they have MORE sex? Not so, according to any given number of polls, surveys, and studies easily found in mass quantity in any given group of people
Share a deeper intimacy with spouse than those who contracept. That's the type of horse shit in the same category with that fabled moo-loaf "bond" and level of love that no one but a mother and minor child are allowed to experience, which of course disqualifies all men, all unchilded women, older children, and adult children and their parents from experiencing.
Realize a deeper level of communication with spouse. Same shit as above, only more preposterous. WHERE they get a couple communicates on a higher level because they fuck without birth control will always be one of those fundie mysteries I won't ever solve
Are appreciably more religious and attend church more often. No shit! Of COURSE a religious fundamentalist will be more religious and attend church more often then the average couple! What a shocker!
Incorporate prayer more in their daily lives. Duh, another idiotic comment regarding religious fundies
Rely strongly on the teachings of the Church, the Bible and Almighty God.More surprising news
Have strong traditional, social, and moral views.God, these people are so fucking pious it makes my skin crawl.
Preserve the family unit more responsibly than the other groups.Yeah, they not only "preserve" the family unit, they exploit it on many levels including most notably their use of tax breaks, "for the famblee", and other government freebies like WIC-SNAP, Medicaid, free meal programs at school, etc.....that "God provides" for all those kids they can't afford. In the typical fundie world, the higher their "morals", the more they suck from the government tit because they feel entitled to do so for going forth and multiplying exponentially
Are unlikely to have ever had an abortion.
Are unlikely to have ever cohabitated. One of their higher moral views, no doubt.
Are unlikely to both work full time. They say that as if it's a good thing
Are unlikely to be supportive of and to engage in sex outside of marriage. Unless you count all the ones who got married at 18 or 19 in January and had a "premature" loaf in July.
So users of NFP have better, stronger, more stable marriages. They have more sex. They lead happier more satisfying lives. They provide their kids with the mother and father they deserve. They don’t kill babies. And there are absolutely no harmful side-effects.Use NFP. Save your family. Save the world? So, in conclusion we have learned that fundie fucking without birth control will ultimately save the world and they don't "Kill babies" like the rest of the world. Yeah, that sounds logical to me.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Direct from the pie hole of a religious fundamentalist, with my thoughts in red:
Awhile ago there was a study done on couples who use NFP (Natural Family Planning). NFP is a way of achieving and/or avoiding pregnancy that is extremely effective while also being consistent with the way the human body and the sexual act were designed (unlike contraception). Who performed or sanctioned that "study", I wonder, The Vatican?
The study lists a number of things that correlate with users of NFP. I will leave you to decide which ones are more direct effects from using NFP and which ones are more contributory causes of using it. In the end, they are all wrapped up together. Yeah, wrapped up together like chunks of cat shit encapsulated by urine soaked litter
Couples who use NFP:
Have a dramatically low (0.2%) divorce rate. That's because they are fundamentalists who don't "believe" in divorce for any reason, so of course their rate is low.
Experience happier marriages.So says the tiger striped inpig cow who blindly lives in a fairy tale world
Are happier and more satisfied in their everyday lives. Than what other groups of couples? I know several gay couples who've been together a decade or longer, have no intention of creating kids, who appear to be the happiest people on the planet!
Have considerably more marital relations. What, now they are claiming they have MORE sex? Not so, according to any given number of polls, surveys, and studies easily found in mass quantity in any given group of people
Share a deeper intimacy with spouse than those who contracept. That's the type of horse shit in the same category with that fabled moo-loaf "bond" and level of love that no one but a mother and minor child are allowed to experience, which of course disqualifies all men, all unchilded women, older children, and adult children and their parents from experiencing.
Realize a deeper level of communication with spouse. Same shit as above, only more preposterous. WHERE they get a couple communicates on a higher level because they fuck without birth control will always be one of those fundie mysteries I won't ever solve
Are appreciably more religious and attend church more often. No shit! Of COURSE a religious fundamentalist will be more religious and attend church more often then the average couple! What a shocker!
Incorporate prayer more in their daily lives. Duh, another idiotic comment regarding religious fundies
Rely strongly on the teachings of the Church, the Bible and Almighty God.More surprising news
Have strong traditional, social, and moral views.God, these people are so fucking pious it makes my skin crawl.
Preserve the family unit more responsibly than the other groups.Yeah, they not only "preserve" the family unit, they exploit it on many levels including most notably their use of tax breaks, "for the famblee", and other government freebies like WIC-SNAP, Medicaid, free meal programs at school, etc.....that "God provides" for all those kids they can't afford. In the typical fundie world, the higher their "morals", the more they suck from the government tit because they feel entitled to do so for going forth and multiplying exponentially
Are unlikely to have ever had an abortion.
Are unlikely to have ever cohabitated. One of their higher moral views, no doubt.
Are unlikely to both work full time. They say that as if it's a good thing
Are unlikely to be supportive of and to engage in sex outside of marriage. Unless you count all the ones who got married at 18 or 19 in January and had a "premature" loaf in July.
So users of NFP have better, stronger, more stable marriages. They have more sex. They lead happier more satisfying lives. They provide their kids with the mother and father they deserve. They don’t kill babies. And there are absolutely no harmful side-effects.Use NFP. Save your family. Save the world? So, in conclusion we have learned that fundie fucking without birth control will ultimately save the world and they don't "Kill babies" like the rest of the world. Yeah, that sounds logical to me.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
15 "reasons" to use nachural famblee planning that have not shit to do with NFP. He is just pushing the fundy lifestyle and he knows it. Not that I agree NFP to begin with but I would expect a list of "reasons" to use it to actually, oh I don't know, be relevant to NFP. Stupid fundy dickhead needs some remedial English lessons on how to write an article.
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Meaning: they drank the Koolaid and are fervent members of the cult. And that short statement pretty much encapsulates most of the list.
Whatever ...
Out of curiosity, I looked up a page on NFP
http://ccli.org/nfp/stm-method/ccl-stm-method.php
It lists the three criteria used in NFP:
Cervical mucus
Temperature
Cervix
So, according to the dildo writing the article, taking one's temperature, checking the viscosity of what drips from the vagina (the site provides pictures so you can compare) and sticking a finger up there to see if the cervix has become more open and soft leads to the betterment of a marriage?
Damn.
And here I thought it was stuff like communication, common interests, supporting one's mate in their endeavors. Huh. Once again, the union of my mate and I is being done all wrong! It's a wonder we've been able to stay together for 30 years. I guess we're just a couple of deviants
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Orthodoxy of belief is the ultimate cause of happiness, prayer in the home, low divorce, etc. not NFP use
Meaning: they drank the Koolaid and are fervent members of the cult. And that short statement pretty much encapsulates most of the list.
Whatever ...
Out of curiosity, I looked up a page on NFP
http://ccli.org/nfp/stm-method/ccl-stm-method.php
It lists the three criteria used in NFP:
Cervical mucus
Temperature
Cervix
So, according to the dildo writing the article, taking one's temperature, checking the viscosity of what drips from the vagina (the site provides pictures so you can compare) and sticking a finger up there to see if the cervix has become more open and soft leads to the betterment of a marriage?
Damn.
And here I thought it was stuff like communication, common interests, supporting one's mate in their endeavors. Huh. Once again, the union of my mate and I is being done all wrong! It's a wonder we've been able to stay together for 30 years. I guess we're just a couple of deviants
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kidlesskim
http://fallibleblogma.com/index.php/15-reasons-to-use-natural-family-planning-nfp/
Direct from the pie hole of a religious fundamentalist, with my thoughts in red:
Awhile ago there was a study done on couples who use NFP (Natural Family Planning). NFP is a way of achieving and/or avoiding pregnancy that is extremely effective while also being consistent with the way the human body and the sexual act were designed (unlike contraception). Who performed or sanctioned that "study", I wonder, The Vatican?
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Vatican_roulette
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Now, I believe that natural family planning works. Condoms are made of natural rubber and man, they work wonders 
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Now, I believe that natural family planning works. Condoms are made of natural rubber and man, they work wonders
wink winkI totally agree!
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Remember that idiot, evangelical troll who came here, called herself CF and was all about the natural family planning? (Hey, Troll if you are lurking, it's great if it works for you but nobody likes a raving, close-minded lunatic and being told that's the ONLY ANSWER for birth control.)
Funny, I was just over at I'm not sorry and one of the stories I read was from someone who religiously practiced NFP and still got pregnant. :bdid
I remember reading about that in the Rest Room...didn't she also admit to using barriers during her most fertile days? Yup...that nachural famblee planning works wonders!
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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?
"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan
"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski
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(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)
NFP is still birth control, albeit not a very effective form. I thought fundies were anti-BC? Are they trying to outwit Gawd by circumventing His Divine Plans for their uteri?
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