Sooo, do you want the 1st, 2nd or 3rd shift schedule for helping me out with the baby :wtf

Entitlement, thy name is "Moo"

(Btw, this board replaces the MSN message boards that were eliminated. MSN tried to herd all the posters over to Facebook. Looks like plenty of 'em said "fuckit. we'll make our own message board." Good on them )

Oh this is hilarious. All the other parents on the board are laughing their asses off at the entitlemom, too. You know it's bad when not a single parent in the forum takes the request seriously.

I would have sent her a link to a professional nanny service, and make sure it includes their price sheet, so she realizes JUST how ridiculous and crazy she is.

Wow, that woman's got some balls on her telling her family she expects them to sign up for shifts to help with HER loaf. She says "shifts" like it's a paying job, which I'm most certain it isn't because they are famblee and thus expected to do child care for free.

If she needs a round-the-clock staff, what's the Moo herself going to be doing? Sounds like she wants someone else to deal with the kid at first so she can lay around on her ass and give orders. Dumb bitch shouldn't be having more kids (I think she already has one) if she can't handle them, not to mention there's no telling if the Duh's seizures are in any way hereditary.

If someone told me I "needed" to help them care for the kid they fucking decided to have, I would not be speaking to them ever again. If you need an entire family (and not just 1-2 parents) to care for one child, there's a big problem.

I'd tell her for every half hour that I watch the kid she has to blow me...

Oh, I am so watching this. I just love the ultimatum the entitled SIL tried to give, that she would give the OP X amount of time before just penciling her in for a shift. larious

DUDE. What. The. Fuck.

If I decided to have liposuction and a circus-titty boob job, I wouldn't expect anyone to take off of work or to sign up to babysit my ass for free. I would expect the time off from my job, as having children is just as much a choice as getting circus titties, but it would be ON ME to find someone to take care of me, during my period of incapacitation. Now, as they're both choices, if the people making them can't afford the aftercare costs, they shouldn't be making the original decisions that put them in that position. In other words, if I wanted to shell out thousands for an elective procedure, but then couldn't afford to pay someone to help me out, afterward, guess what? NO circus titties for me. I like the phrase "circus titties." You all get my point, though.

The bitch is crazy. I would not respond to any of her e-mails because I don't speak crazy.

"circus titties" .... i like it, and will start referring to them as such. i also call them "bolt-ons"

anyhoodle....

this moo is straight-up batshit CRAZY. her husband has seizures, is that the excuse? well, he was able to knock her up in the first place so he can't be that sick.

whatever. if she were my SIL i would never speak to her again.

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Oh, read the whole thread. This is hilarious....the OP is a full time employed mom of 3 who lives several hours awa from entitlemoo, who won't let it rest.

I feel for the poor OP but apparently her husband let MIL have it from both barrels.

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Surprised she didn't demand that other women signed up for 'their share' of the 9-month gestation process too.

"Hey. I say HEY!!!!!11!1!one1!!! Couldn't help but notice that you didn't sign up to carry Fortescue Jehosephat in your womb for weeks 28-34 as I want you to. You need to get onboard with this. I don't want to have to carry Fortescue Jehosephat in the heavier weeks. I'm doing him the earlier hormonally-crazy weeks 1-15. My sister is taking him weeks 16-19, and again 22-23. My mother is taking him weeks 20-21 when my sister is in Vegas with her boyfriend. I need you to do weeks 28-34 so that my neighbour's cousin, who's about 5'11'' and weighs 500, can do him weeks 35-38 because she's a fucking heifer anyway. Call me."

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Wow, that woman's got some balls on her telling her family she expects them to sign up for shifts to help with HER loaf..

I like how one poster replied that it was good thing the cow was having a C-section; the baby would never be able to get past her balls in a normal delivery larious

Another line I gotta remember

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"I am on my way right now to knock that baby out of you. Crazy bitches do not need babies."

Circus titties - definitely a great term!

I am not bragging, but I am one of those girls who got extra helpings in the boob department. I went from the Great Plains to the Rocky Mountains when I turned 12. As my friend says, the tit fairy visited one night. I know enough women of my mammary dimensions in LA who have had them enlarged to something so comical the only term I can now use is circus titties. OMG...how a woman could stand up with some of the implants I have seen is just a miracle.

Ugh, she's one of those "It takes a village" f*cktards.
I'm currently reading through the whole thread.

I think that my favorite part of the whole saga is that, in the past, when the OP asked for help with her kids she was told "Call your mother, it's not our problem" by the entitlemoo and entitlegrandmoo.

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Near the end of the thread everyone's phones are lighting up as SIL and MIL go nuts and try to contact anyone because how DARE someone who lives 2 hours away not DROP EVERYTHING and sign up for shifts! The icing on the cake is that SIL wouldn't let her stay over if she came.

That said, as one commenter over there said, Miss Manners says that "No" is a complete sentence. Dunno why she doesn't just say that.

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DH answered the phone, all right. And he let MIL HAVE IT. He informed her that he was attempting to have dinner with HIS family and talk about OUR lives. There was silence and he replied, "It does not matter who cooks the damn meal, okay? We have enough to eat and we are happy." More silence, a longer period, and then his face turned red. "WNM3 has no reason to help. None of you even called to see if she needed help after any of ours. You told her to call her mom because it 'wasn't your problem', and we both agree that this situation isn't ours." More silence. "What the f*** is her problem? WNM3 has enough to deal with right now. She doesn't need you bitching about everything she is, everything she does, and everything she loves. All of that is what I love her for." (That made me smile) More silence. Then a comment that he didn't care how she felt, she has no consideration for me and he said it could be seen as how she feels about him. More silence. Then my favorite comment: "We said no, we have made our decision. Do not discuss this again." And he hung up.

Her DH is a fucking star. The comments on that article are hilarious. My response would simply be an entire page filled with "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

What a entitled self absorbed moo cunt.....I would ask what time of day would you like me to come over and kick your ass for acting like such a bitch? A 2 hour drive? The nerve!!! I would be like bitch, noooo.....

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Mukta, nope. I got no help with any of them. I was told that it was my mother's responsibility. But guess what. I am a grown up and I can take care of things on my own. I have a life and a family and a job. DH took a week off (his boss made him!) and Mom took a day off to drive me to the doctor. That was it.

They also don't want to hire someone because they don't want to have to pay them.

ETA: She doesn't want to have to get out of bed so often, so she wants the baby brought to her. And she wants help with her other kid, because if he wakes up at night, what is she supposed to do then?

Yah-huh... everybody got that? So the fat cow doesn't want to do the simplest (and cheapest) exercise because she might hurt herself, doesn't want to get out of bed post C-section, and has an epileptic hubster who really shouldn't be sprogging in the first place. And they say self-reliance is a thing of the past... I think the CF are more in trouble than we think.

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Surprised she didn't demand that other women signed up for 'their share' of the 9-month gestation process too.

"Hey. I say HEY!!!!!11!1!one1!!! Couldn't help but notice that you didn't sign up to carry Fortescue Jehosephat in your womb for weeks 28-34 as I want you to. You need to get onboard with this. I don't want to have to carry Fortescue Jehosephat in the heavier weeks. I'm doing him the earlier hormonally-crazy weeks 1-15. My sister is taking him weeks 16-19, and again 22-23. My mother is taking him weeks 20-21 when my sister is in Vegas with her boyfriend. I need you to do weeks 28-34 so that my neighbour's cousin, who's about 5'11'' and weighs 500, can do him weeks 35-38 because she's a fucking heifer anyway. Call me."

My answer: Get one of those big plastic jars of pretzels at Sams Club. Eat all the pretzels. Fill the jar with a simulated amniotic fluid and grow the baby in the jar. Why people have not done this long ago, I have no idea why. Oh, I know. Women have babies and men don't. If men had to be pregnant and have babies, we would have been doing this back smilein the 60's!

That bitch needs to be smacked with her precious baby. What a fucking cunt.

On a side note, I own me a pair of all natural circus titties, too. Waa-hoo!

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Circus titties - definitely a great term!

I am not bragging, but I am one of those girls who got extra helpings in the boob department. I went from the Great Plains to the Rocky Mountains when I turned 12. As my friend says, the tit fairy visited one night. I know enough women of my mammary dimensions in LA who have had them enlarged to something so comical the only term I can now use is circus titties. OMG...how a woman could stand up with some of the implants I have seen is just a miracle.

Yeah, I've seen some of those chicks... and I wonder if they need a wheel-barrow, for Christ's sake, lol!

(Pretty gifted, myself, already - borderline circus. The fairy visited me RIGHT after graduation. I was like, "Dude, where were you when I could've used you, earlier?" Sometimes, it has it's benefits, but most times, not so much).

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I like the phrase "circus titties." You all get my point, though.

they'd certainly give one a BIG TOP.

Nice execution!

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Circus titties - definitely a great term!

I am not bragging, but I am one of those girls who got extra helpings in the boob department. I went from the Great Plains to the Rocky Mountains when I turned 12. As my friend says, the tit fairy visited one night. I know enough women of my mammary dimensions in LA who have had them enlarged to something so comical the only term I can now use is circus titties. OMG...how a woman could stand up with some of the implants I have seen is just a miracle.

Yeah, I've seen some of those chicks... and I wonder if they need a wheel-barrow, for Christ's sake, lol!

(Pretty gifted, myself, already - borderline circus. The fairy visited me RIGHT after graduation. I was like, "Dude, where were you when I could've used you, earlier?" Sometimes, it has it's benefits, but most times, not so much).

I got issued circus titties by Ma Nature. She went more than slightly overboard, and I want to go from circus to pup tents. You know, something that serves a purpose other than not being able to find colored bras or stretching out all things cashmere.

(Houston has that circus titty thing too...they also love the Hoover every ounce of fat so I can land a wealthy man thing going on.)

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

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Circus titties - definitely a great term!

I am not bragging, but I am one of those girls who got extra helpings in the boob department. I went from the Great Plains to the Rocky Mountains when I turned 12. As my friend says, the tit fairy visited one night. I know enough women of my mammary dimensions in LA who have had them enlarged to something so comical the only term I can now use is circus titties. OMG...how a woman could stand up with some of the implants I have seen is just a miracle.

Yeah, I've seen some of those chicks... and I wonder if they need a wheel-barrow, for Christ's sake, lol!

(Pretty gifted, myself, already - borderline circus. The fairy visited me RIGHT after graduation. I was like, "Dude, where were you when I could've used you, earlier?" Sometimes, it has it's benefits, but most times, not so much).

I got issued circus titties by Ma Nature. She went more than slightly overboard, and I want to go from circus to pup tents. You know, something that serves a purpose other than not being able to find colored bras or stretching out all things cashmere.

(Houston has that circus titty thing too...they also love the Hoover every ounce of fat so I can land a wealthy man thing going on.)

Good God. I seriously would never have surgery to snag a mayun. IF, really BIG IF, I ever did decide to have plastic surgery, it would be to fix something for myself that always bothered me. I just really don't agree with the attitude that perfection is everything, and that you're only worth anything to anyone if you're perfect. It's just too damned exhaustive... physically, emotionally, mentally, financially. I'd actually like to smack some of these women who go get their "lips" done to make them look like they got stuck in a pool drain, or go get circus titties, as if EVERY man is Kid Rock or Tommy Lee. And I don't understand why the Porn Star look is all the rage, really. I never have.

Porn star tittehs make you look ridiculous and real circus tittehs make you look fat even if you are not.

This is different from those who enhance themselves to a realistic build....one friend had kids and hers shrunk to negative As. She got Cs which look balanced on her. Another was a bigger built woman who had As and got Ds...at 6 feet tall they look fine on her.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."