When Golden Retriever Trumps Baby

I'm watching an episode of Property Brothers right now and the couple really wants this high in-demand house, so the wife-moo writes a letter to the seller and includes photos of her loaf and dog. Well, they get the house, but they're told that the seller didn't give a rat's ass about them or their baby, but it was their golden retriever that sealed the deal because the seller has goldies and thus a soft spot.

It just pleased me to see that a blatant attempt at emotional manipulation didn't quite work out the way they expected, even if they still got the house. See, breeders, don't dump your pets as soon as you get knocked up. Cute-ass dogs open doors.

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"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock

"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin

"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.

"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment

"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion

Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan

I would love to see that episode .