The Onion

https://local.theonion.com/impatient-man-forced-to-wait-to-have-sex-until-wife-fin-1841140703

I wonder if this happens

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy mentioned that in the pre-childbirth classes they were told that the man should not attempt intercourse after the water breaks.

Duhs need to wait 'til the cow wants another maggot before sticking it in.

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