January Smothering madness January 29, 2012 | Registered: 18 years ago Posts: 9,965 |
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Because Rape Babies are Wonderful :crz
Moo gets raped by creepy customer at her place of work (must not have had a big staff), gets knocked up and is shocked by it because she felt her endometriosis would serve as birth control.
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My eldest has encopresis--and has had it for sometime now. A few mamas on here told me about Soiling Solutions--and it has helped us. We've weaned him down to half dose 1x/day of Miralax...and he hasn't had any issues lately. Basically, it's more of a bottom-up than a top-down approach. Once per day you have a "power hour" of scheduled sits on the toilet. If need be, you administer a saline enema. Goal is to get them to learn to release their bowels. I was weirded out by the enemas at first, but honestly, they helped a lot--and don't phase me now. Key also is to do a clean out if they're soiling. We've gone from numerous soiling incidents to having them only when we stop the protocol. Made a gigantic difference in our son's life
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My eldest has encopresis--and has had it for sometime now. A few mamas on here told me about Soiling Solutions--and it has helped us. We've weaned him down to half dose 1x/day of Miralax...and he hasn't had any issues lately. Basically, it's more of a bottom-up than a top-down approach. Once per day you have a "power hour" of scheduled sits on the toilet. If need be, you administer a saline enema. Goal is to get them to learn to release their bowels. I was weirded out by the enemas at first, but honestly, they helped a lot--and don't phase me now. Key also is to do a clean out if they're soiling. We've gone from numerous soiling incidents to having them only when we stop the protocol. Made a gigantic difference in our son's life
This just can't be healthy for kids a people of any age. No wonder the kid can't poop. Between the laxative and the enemas his intestines probably don't function well at all. As for the toilet "power hour," I don't know any adult or child who could go on command while their mother hovers nearby with an enema. Why are these moos always so anxious over poop? Unless the kid has some sort of rare medical problem, he will poop eventually.
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i responded by saying "i'm really glad i didn't order the chocolate souffle for dessert."
:BS
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Aww, I'm glad to hear folks still like seeing these. I admit I reduced the number of stories just because there are so many trainwrecks on there I can find in one sitting and I decided to just keep the most epic failures.
That damn gentle discipline section (which encompasses a lot of other shit like EC and extended breast-feeding and attachment parenting) is what boggles my mind the most. These Moos who actually sit there and discuss things with their toddlers, and think this method actually works. Then they ask why their kids are still feral monsters even though they've read every GD book there is. Because it does. not. work.
And I just loved the responses to the woman who said having her youngest kid was the worst decision she ever made. First response to her was something like, "Have you gotten therapy to help you cope with your feelings?" Since, you know, you can't be a mother and hate your child(ren) because obviously if you don't wuv your kids, there's something wrong with YOU. Even if that child is a tard and his birth resulted in your permanent disability.
There is also a section that may be new or that I just noticed...specifically for elimination communication. Must be I never noticed it because because there's almost 120 pages of topics. http://www.mothering.com/community/f/227/elimination-communication
Lots of special stories in there and kids of all ages - from infancy to beyond toddler years - that get to run around bare-assed while Moo attempts to look for the kids' "facial cues" to rush them to the john. Success rate is about 50 percent in the handful of stories I read, sometimes not even that. So that means fewer than one out of every two shits makes it in the toilet. I can't imagine being so fucking bored with your life that you're willing to give yourself the extra chore of cleaning up the steaming puddles and piles an un-housebroken brat leaves behind and/or try to dash to the shitter before Junior drops a bomb on the rug.
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Porcelina? Really?
Here's my advice, from someone who has dealt with a lot of power issues AND the poop issue. First, use lots of miralax
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My eldest has encopresis--and has had it for sometime now. A few mamas on here told me about Soiling Solutions--and it has helped us. We've weaned him down to half dose 1x/day of Miralax...and he hasn't had any issues lately. Basically, it's more of a bottom-up than a top-down approach. Once per day you have a "power hour" of scheduled sits on the toilet. If need be, you administer a saline enema. Goal is to get them to learn to release their bowels. I was weirded out by the enemas at first, but honestly, they helped a lot--and don't phase me now. Key also is to do a clean out if they're soiling. We've gone from numerous soiling incidents to having them only when we stop the protocol. Made a gigantic difference in our son's life
This just can't be healthy for kids a people of any age. No wonder the kid can't poop. Between the laxative and the enemas his intestines probably don't function well at all. As for the toilet "power hour," I don't know any adult or child who could go on command while their mother hovers nearby with an enema. Why are these moos always so anxious over poop? Unless the kid has some sort of rare medical problem, he will poop eventually.
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