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February 02, 2012
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I saw this on FB and laughed my ass off!  Keep deluding yourselves breeder sows, you're a "tiger"...SURE you are! 
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February 02, 2012
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Miss_Hannigan
Screw you. I was cleaved from the thigh of Zeus.
Really? I emerged fully formed from within the cavity of his skull.
 win!
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February 02, 2012
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Miss_Hannigan
Screw you. I was cleaved from the thigh of Zeus.
Really? I emerged fully formed from within the cavity of his skull.
win!
Moo wasn't born either. He duh wanked off in aflower pot ad 9 months later she popped up as a blooming idiot. _______________________________________________ "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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February 02, 2012
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Uninvited Moo
you guys are all awful for talking about mothers that way. remember you came out of someones vagina or womb. WOW!
Wrong. I was beamed down by the Aliens.
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February 02, 2012
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mistress rotwangI was built in some mad scientist's lab. 
Me too!
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February 02, 2012
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I came from Under a Rock, according to my Mom. 
CF Uter
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February 03, 2012
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WaterLily
Whatever gets them through the day. Breeder 
agree totally.
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February 03, 2012
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I'll take my taunt and toned body and perky breasts over "tiger stripes". My husband knows I'm a tiger, we just don't have a fuck trophy to prove it.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine "I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"
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February 03, 2012
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Well, I can understand being proud of certain marks on a body. I'm proud of my tubal ligation scars. But please, I don't pretend that I'm a "tiger" or that I have, through getting a tubal, earned my scars. My scars are merely the proof that I've done something, the marks have no value of their own which I had to earn. This self-aggrandizing nonsense is just ridiculous.
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February 03, 2012
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The only marks of on my body that I am "proud" of are my tattoos. They are fucking awesome!
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February 03, 2012
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I admit, I have deep stretch marks from losing over 50 pounds in just a year. However, I think that's a much bigger accomplishment than having unprotected sex. If stretch marks should be glorified at all, it should be from doing something actually challenging.
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February 04, 2012
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I bet that model was PISSED that someone used her midsection as that kind of canvas.
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February 04, 2012
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Please keep up with your origin stories  I'm a character who figured out how to climb out of the pages. My childhood resembled an Ah-ha video.
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February 04, 2012
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I wish they were tigers. At least then they'd be endangered
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February 05, 2012
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I'm unsweetened, condensed evil.
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February 05, 2012
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Snark Shark
stripes? didn't PRISONERS used to wear those? 
yeah-i agree. what tiger needs to "earn" stripes? i love when moos use crap like this. prisoners earn stripes, drill sergeants earn stripes. tigers get stripes by virtue of simply being tigers. when you are a 500 pound cat that can take down an elephant, then you can compare yourself to a tiger. otherwise, you are a whiney moo.
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February 05, 2012
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le_recepteur
I admit, I have deep stretch marks from losing over 50 pounds in just a year. However, I think that's a much bigger accomplishment than having unprotected sex. If stretch marks should be glorified at all, it should be from doing something actually challenging.
Same here. My dropping 40 lbs is much more of an accomplishment than dropping a loaf.
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February 05, 2012
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My mama was a LIGER. And I didn't come from her womb and/or vagina. She adopted me after I emerged from the primordial soup; evolved into a human infant; was frozen in the Ice Age; and was recently discovered and thawed. In all seriousness...when I was a little girl I saw my mom naked a few times. She wasn't one to prance around the house or anything; one time I just walked into her room and she was changing. I saw the stretch marks all around her navel. I told her she looked like a Keebler Fudge Stripes cookie
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February 05, 2012
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I used to weigh 190s. Now I weigh 130s. So I've lost about 60 pounds which is a greater accomplishment than having unprotected sex. I do have some stretch marks but they are very pale and superficial. No where near as bad as a moo's body.
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February 05, 2012
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I was born from a Pokemon egg. Hurrhurr. Bitches don't know about my lab experimentation. We don't need MORE people on the planet, we need BETTER people.“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic fucking hatreds.”
— George Carlin
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February 06, 2012
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Uninvited Moo
you guys are all awful for talking about mothers that way. remember you came out of someones vagina or womb. WOW!
I came into this Earth draped in the finest silk money can buy.
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February 06, 2012
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I have puberty stretch marks (boobs, hips.....curse you well endowed genetics!) and you can't even see them. But then again I'm paler than a dead man's ass so they just blended in. edit  part of my post poofed wtf?) But pregnancy stretch marks are HIDEOUS. In a complete different ballgame from the scars I have from gaining curves. Stupid delusional cows....
I have puberty stretch marks as well, and I too am ghost white so you can't see them (aside from a couple on my boobs). But the big, deep, purple ones you get from being pignant? ICK!!!!!
happilycfgrace
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February 07, 2012
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I love, love, love it when the moos i work with see my cf body. I am 40 and no stretch marks, sagging, etc. We attend the corporate retreat and i make a point of wearing a bikini just to make them seethe. I also make a point to tell the moos that their husbands have chatted me up. It leaves them staring daggers at me. Is it wrong that i laugh at their misery? I know these ladies and they are unhappy that marriage + children did not equal nirvana like they thought it would. They were so patrontizing to me with their bingoes.
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February 07, 2012
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happilycfgrace
I love, love, love it when the moos i work with see my cf body. I am 40 and no stretch marks, sagging, etc. We attend the corporate retreat and i make a point of wearing a bikini just to make them seethe. I also make a point to tell the moos that their husbands have chatted me up. It leaves them staring daggers at me. Is it wrong that i laugh at their misery? I know these ladies and they are unhappy that marriage + children did not equal nirvana like they thought it would. They were so patrontizing to me with their bingoes.
hotterthanurman
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February 28, 2012
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I think we're all overlooking the obvious here, and that is this: if there's anything more disgusting than a fat chick, its a former fat chick. Why bother losing the weight when you just end up a saggy mess? No one wants to get down with that. Maybe the reason you hefty ladies hate "breeders" so much is because unlike any of your fat asses, a dude wanted to have sex with them. Ladies, get real. I'm a dude and am lucky to never have to push a human being out of my body. But I do know that in order for you to have gotten fat enough to lose 40 or 50 lbs, you had to be livin large on crap food and avoiding physical activity at ALL costs. Be honest, losing the weight isn't hard. All you'd have to do is eat half the calories that you normally do in order for your body to drop weight. You know, eat like the rest of us non-whales. Either way, its funny to hear fat chicks getting worked up like you eating yourselves to a near death is better than having kids. Don't worry, chubbys, you're in no danger of getting stretch marks from pregnancy, since I suspect that no man is willing to wade through your sea of obesity to impregnate you. Good luck with life, and you know, being gross.
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