Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who's earned her stripes.
Posted by clematis
We have more than doubled the size of this thread, much like Virusella more than doubled the size of her ass. And I see the Jerk site has been updated. You guys are awesome. 
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michaela
"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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michaela
"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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ladybug2203
I was overweight as a kid so unfortunately I have stretch marks on my hipsBut luckily their pretty light.
That's too bad. I know that after "complete" personality, sense of humor, cleanliness, emotional stability, self confidence, sense of exploration, competence, and love for animals, stretch marks are the first thing I check for as a deal breaker
lariousSeriously, if we've gotten to the point where I'm in a position to see those, that means such trivialities will be disregarded. The hangup you express as having about them may cause you some trouble, though, because it may hinder your opportunity for more/some/better intimacy.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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Miss_Hannigan
Excuse me, Ms. Vurella Monk, starbright102991@yahoo.com (aka YES IM A MOM) but you have no right to lecture us about our looks:
Take that brick to the face, it can only improve matters!
Also, she had a son (no father is listed of course)
Here's the birth notice from The Toledo newspaper
Vurella Monk, Toledo, boy, Oct. 22, 2011
vurella monk vurella monk vurella monk toledo vurella monk vurella monk vurella monk toledo vurella monk vurella monk vurella monk toledo vurella monk vurella monk vurella monk toledo vurella monk vurella monk vurella monk toledo
Please god - more fuzziness!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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toomanybrats
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pepper labeija
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Miss_Hannigan
FUGLY!
And the same 'Vurella' sounds like some sort of bacteria that leads to food poisoning.
Wow. Somebody fucked that?
Vurella sounds like Cruella de Vil's brain-damaged sister.
Well, to be fair, it had to be the other end. Probably a big improvement.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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myrna minkoff
and having seen her man on FB i wouldn't brag about being fucked by him; dude looks like john wayne gacy.
don't worry, though, veruca...it is only a matter of time before your man gets tired of your stretched out cooter, droopy tits and the odor of dried baby spew on your clothes and starts fucking someone else.
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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kidlesskim
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!
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blueorchid
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kidlesskim
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!
is that my cousin??? fuck-if it is, she's screwed.
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blueorchid
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kidlesskim
Please post the link to the boyfriend picture!
hankyouHe's not bad looking in comparison to her, assuming he IS the boyfriend, but he does look a good bit older.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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GaiasRevenge
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Oh and my boyfriend is still will me
I want to know what the boyfriend is willing her to do?
Fuck off. probably.
Nah, he's too busy enjoying her p*ssy. Her only function is 'f****** every night'. Yeah, some accomplishment, that.
lab mom
http://www.i-am-pregnant.com/answers/1299530839
Moos across the globe use this tiger stripe thing in their commentary on a regular basis, which I find amusing since tigers don't "earn" their stripes. It's funny they compare such a beautiful animal to their mutilated bellies. This one here blames the lack of lotion for contributing to her "stripes".
MOMMA:emoheart4 shares this with another Moo lowing about her stretch marks and my commentary is in red:
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Proud Tiger Striped Moo lows:
"YOUR BODY IS NOT RUINED, YOU ARE A GOD DAMN TIGER WHO EARNED HER STRIPES!!!" Why did she put this in quotations? Is it some famous quote I have missed out on or the title of a book or article? Wait, I don't really want to know that because it probably is.
you have a little miracle growing in there, No, a fetus isn't a "miracle", it's the obvious product of fucking without using birth control. NOTHING is "miraculous" about a normal bodily function and the effects of fucking without birth control since nearly EVERY female of EVERY species has the ability to do it at some point. "Oh look! Little roach babies, what a MIRACLE!"
I would not care of a few stretch marks (its a small price to pay!) First of all, I sincerely doubt there are only a few, but regardless of the quantity, it is a HUGE price to pay. Their bodies are scarred for life if they get some of the "tiger stripes" I have seen. These go beyond what any of us might have because they are deep, numerous, and end up being mounds of sagging flesh even if they DO fade. The only thing that will get rid of some of the serious scarring I have seen is cosmetic surgery to remove it. :hs
I know how you feel but stretch marks over time will fade, you are a mommy if people have problems with a mommy body tell them where to go and how to get there! those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter!!!!!!! Cocoa butter works awesome to restore the elasticity in your skin, prevent and help restoring stretch marks congrats on your lil angel have a wonderful birth and delivery!! xx P.s. If they faded like most of them claim then there wouldn't be so much discussion about them. Most of these "tiger stripes" do NOT fade and it really just depends on the type of skin the moo has, how much weight she gained, etc.....I worked with this really cute and very petite Moo of 3 at one time and she probably didn't weigh over 110 pounds in any of her 9th month of inpigness.. She was of African American descent and had one of the prettiest caramel colored skin tones and complexions I have ever seen. She also looked great in her clothes.
However, one day I had the misfortune of seeing her change clothes in the break room when she was going out after work and was shocked at her "tiger stripes". From the tops of her boobs to below her navel literally had white scarring that DID look like it had to do with a tiger, only it looked like she had been attacked by one. Her skin was actually hanging and crinkled and her belly button was protruding. The fact the scarring was white against her dark skin made it even WORSE looking. It was HIDEOUS and I won't ever forget it as I am certain she can't either. The white girls are generally cursed with the purple ones and they don't look ANY better.:smn
I have 4 kids and only managed to get them with my first and i got them AFTER i had her! i was so itchy i did the most wrong thing ever and SCRATCHED!!!!! lol but i have come to be comfortable in my body, it takes some time but don't worry over a few stretch marks "pregnancy stripes" as i call em lol the rest of my kids i continued to use coca butter (palmers brand) and i was able to keep down to just those i had from my first pregnancy, with one or two new ones here and there but it works awesome! apply every night, morning and night. and don't scratch after birth!!! i only scratched cuz my nurse refused to give me lotion (the only thing i FORGOT to pack in my hospital bag oops.. so don't forget yours!!!! lol (thank goodness for my hubby grabbing the lotion from the nurses station for me! lol) :BS That's so gross to imagine her pawing at her wiggly belly.s
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Moos across the globe use this tiger stripe thing in their commentary on a regular basis, which I find amusing since tigers don't "earn" their stripes. It's funny they compare such a beautiful animal to their mutilated bellies. This one here blames the lack of lotion for contributing to her "stripes".
MOMMA:emoheart4 shares this with another Moo lowing about her stretch marks and my commentary is in red:
mProud Tiger Striped Moo lows:
"YOUR BODY IS NOT RUINED, YOU ARE A GOD DAMN TIGER WHO EARNED HER STRIPES!!!" Why did she put this in quotations? Is it some famous quote I have missed out on or the title of a book or article? Wait, I don't really want to know that because it probably is.
you have a little miracle growing in there, No, a fetus isn't a "miracle", it's the obvious product of fucking without using birth control. NOTHING is "miraculous" about a normal bodily function and the effects of fucking without birth control since nearly EVERY female of EVERY species has the ability to do it at some point. "Oh look! Little roach babies, what a MIRACLE!"
I would not care of a few stretch marks (its a small price to pay!) First of all, I sincerely doubt there are only a few, but regardless of the quantity, it is a HUGE price to pay. Their bodies are scarred for life if they get some of the "tiger stripes" I have seen. These go beyond what any of us might have because they are deep, numerous, and end up being mounds of sagging flesh even if they DO fade. The only thing that will get rid of some of the serious scarring I have seen is cosmetic surgery to remove it. :hs
I know how you feel but stretch marks over time will fade, you are a mommy if people have problems with a mommy body tell them where to go and how to get there! those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter!!!!!!! Cocoa butter works awesome to restore the elasticity in your skin, prevent and help restoring stretch marks
congrats on your lil angel have a wonderful birth and delivery!! xx P.s. If they faded like most of them claim then there wouldn't be so much discussion about them. Most of these "tiger stripes" do NOT fade and it really just depends on the type of skin the moo has, how much weight she gained, etc.....I worked with this really cute and very petite Moo of 3 at one time and she probably didn't weigh over 110 pounds in any of her 9th month of inpigness.. She was of African American descent and had one of the prettiest caramel colored skin tones and complexions I have ever seen. She also looked great in her clothes.However, one day I had the misfortune of seeing her change clothes in the break room when she was going out after work and was shocked at her "tiger stripes". From the tops of her boobs to below her navel literally had white scarring that DID look like it had to do with a tiger, only it looked like she had been attacked by one. Her skin was actually hanging and crinkled and her belly button was protruding. The fact the scarring was white against her dark skin made it even WORSE looking. It was HIDEOUS and I won't ever forget it as I am certain she can't either. The white girls are generally cursed with the purple ones and they don't look ANY better.:smn
I have 4 kids and only managed to get them with my first and i got them AFTER i had her! i was so itchy i did the most wrong thing ever and SCRATCHED!!!!! lol but i have come to be comfortable in my body, it takes some time but don't worry over a few stretch marks "pregnancy stripes" as i call em lol the rest of my kids i continued to use coca butter (palmers brand) and i was able to keep down to just those i had from my first pregnancy, with one or two new ones here and there but it works awesome! apply every night, morning and night. and don't scratch after birth!!! i only scratched cuz my nurse refused to give me lotion (the only thing i FORGOT to pack in my hospital bag oops.. so don't forget yours!!!! lol (thank goodness for my hubby grabbing the lotion from the nurses station for me! lol) :BS That's so gross to imagine her pawing at her wiggly belly.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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