Kandoos...

I haven't picked up a box to actually read the instructions, but the commercials for this product are every pediphile's wet dream.

No shit! God I hate those commercials...

Really? There are commercials? I haven't seen those but all I know is that they are sooo gross! They are supposed to be melon scented baybee poop claeaners...uck.
--The original poster of the kandoo hate message >

Oh, and the box looks like a toilet. Yuck. There is also a stuffed Kandoo Frog for toadlers to drool on--eeeewww!

Oh yeah, the commercials cause a violent fight for the remote to see who can change the channel fast enough at my house. There is some horrible ditty with phrases like "you are the master of the loo!" showing some toadler sitting on the john, then grinning as he yanks up his diaper/ pants. Yup. Just what I want to see.

Agh! You were right, the pedophiles would love it. I hate it when they show commercials like the one for big screen tvs that has the girl toadler in a plastic tiara careening around on skates screeching that she is the prettiest picture in the world--Major ACK factor there! Ban Toadlers from TV!

its toddlers not toadlers, but i do agree

Aw, for fuck's sake! Obviously "Desi's mom" does not understand CF jargon. This is a CF board, and we will call them what we like. Toadlers, toadlers, TOADLERS!!!

But yeah, those commercials squick me out, too. I don't care to see ANYONE sitting on the shitter, no matter what their age. That is why there are doors on bathrooms.

And why do toadlers need special wipes and hand soaps, anyway? When I was a toadler, none of these things existed...not even disposable diapers. I -- gasp! -- had to wear CLOTH diapers and then CLOTH training pants. And I had to wipe my ass with regulat TP, and wash my hands with regular soap. Oh...how did I EVER survive? Why am I not still pissing and shitting my pants to this day, because I didn't have Kandoos and Pull-ups?

Just for you Desi's Mom...

Toadlers TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS TOADLERS!!!!!!

And gee...should I get into hell spawn, crotch dump, fresh loaf, crib lizard, fuck trophy...shall I go on...maybe everyone can help me here...you see Desi's Mom, we have an endless supply of things to call your precious Desi!

Oh, and you can fuck off as well for not reading the FAQ and trying to correct our language!

rotfl

TOADLERS!

Desi is a toadler! Desi is a toadler! Ribbit. Ribbit. Toadlers! The other white meat!

We're all a bunch of hatters, you know!

I didn't think it possible, but a moo just made my day.