Moo: Are You Jealous of the Childfree?

Here is another "not jealous" moo who seems to think that all we do is get drunk at clubs and sleep in everyday. The comments are a real treasure trove, too:


http://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stories/are-you-jealous-of-the-child-free/

MOOOO: One of the pleasures of being a parent for me is not thinking about myself all the time.

This is one of the biggest lies that moos tell themselves about the CF...that we are selfish, self-centered jerks. It's funny, because of the breeders I know, most of them are only concerned about their own little famblee bubbles...and many moos don't even give a damn about their own husbands or spawns. Check out all of the abused and neglected brats in the other thread, and how much money it costs for the government to intervene! Doesn't sound like there's a whole lotta love there....does it?

Keep on lowing about how you are sooo selfless, and how it's soo pleasurable to put someone else before yourself ALL THE TIME....because when you pinch a meatloaf outta your vaj, that's what you sign up for. It doesn't make you a better person...it's called TAKING CARE OF YOUR CHOSEN RESPONSIBILITIES.

MOOOO: I mean, they get to have brunch, people. Brunch!

Not without listening to your screeching, sniveling whining brats I don't get to have brunch. If I want to enjoy a nice, quiet meal, I have to cook it myself...at home.

MOOOO: I’ve had brunch with my 4yo.

See what I mean? Forget enjoying any meal...breakfast, lunch, brunch or dinner....breeders are EVERYWHERE!!

MOOOO: No I don’t envy my child-free friends nor do they envy me. There are perks to be child-free and perks to having kids just depends on the what you want.

Tell me one perk of having kyds? Besides the obvious...attention whoring, using your brats to get welfare and such....what are the real benefits? There are NONE. Your brats can't give you anything that my beloved pets can't give me.

These idiots really haven't said one thing that convinces me that they aren't jealous of the CF. The reason is because of all the bitching and backpedalling they do. Just read the comments, and it's ripe with it! It's quite funny, because their bullshit is so transparent, I can practically read The Lawd's Prayer right through it.

Moooooooooooo! It was aaaaalllllllll woooooorth it. Yeah, keep kidding yourself, breeders.

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~*Childfreedom is Zen*~

Nope, no resentment there in the comments or OP. None at all. Not a whiff.

Pfff-fff-ff....Nope, couldn't keep a straight face.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

I knew this comment would be in there somewhere and it didn't take me long to find it.

“When they are old and on their deathbed…..I hope they have lots of friends there for them, supporting them”

If breeders actually think someone is going to be there for them in their old age they're in for a rude awakening.

I love this one....

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Idiot Moo
I’m having my first kid at the age of 35 – which means I was that childless friend for a long time. Long Enough – Cuz I’m ready to move on. Sleeping late, going to brunch or bars, and yes – even running ultra-marathons can be super fun, but I began to sense that there’s more to life. I have friends who remain childless and I see them taking jobs in exotic places, and there is a tinge of jealousy over whether we will ever be able to do THAT. But as for short adventures – well, my mom, who has been waiting FOREVER to become a grandma, she’d be more than happy to allow us that opportunity.

Yes....because living a life of wiping shitty asses and being a servant to an obnoxious self-centered brat is "more" to life. Even more than perhaps volunteering for Habitat for Humanity or at an orphanage in a third world country.

These bitches are deluded.

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satansbitch
I knew this comment would be in there somewhere and it didn't take me long to find it.

“When they are old and on their deathbed…..I hope they have lots of friends there for them, supporting them”

If breeders actually think someone is going to be there for them in their old age they're in for a rude awakening.

If my friends are there, I'll know that it's because they really love and care about me. When you have kids, they mainly show up hoping you've got a hidden stash of cash that they'll inherit. Even if you're not rich, they can't wait to scavenge all your possessions under the guise of "how much it meant" to them. Bullshit. I suppose there are a few sincere kids out there, but when your parent is old, shitting themselves, drooling, and thinks it's 1965 and they're at a Beatles concert . . . you hope they'll croak sooner rather than later.

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satansbitch
I knew this comment would be in there somewhere and it didn't take me long to find it.

“When they are old and on their deathbed…..I hope they have lots of friends there for them, supporting them”

If breeders actually think someone is going to be there for them in their old age they're in for a rude awakening.

One's death is a private thing. Anyone who has worked in a hospital, nursing home or hospice knows that. Famblees can sure fuck up a person's death and it's not unusual for the dying person to wait for all the idiots and ingrates to leave before they step off in private.

Moos and duhs love to threaten us with this. It only shows their own fear and codependence. Think any of them are planning for their old age? No, they'll leave it up to their brats- lol.

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cfmoneybags
I love this one....

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Idiot Moo
I’m having my first kid at the age of 35 – which means I was that childless friend for a long time. Long Enough – Cuz I’m ready to move on. Sleeping late, going to brunch or bars, and yes – even running ultra-marathons can be super fun, but I began to sense that there’s more to life. I have friends who remain childless and I see them taking jobs in exotic places, and there is a tinge of jealousy over whether we will ever be able to do THAT. But as for short adventures – well, my mom, who has been waiting FOREVER to become a grandma, she’d be more than happy to allow us that opportunity.

Yes....because living a life of wiping shitty asses and being a servant to an obnoxious self-centered brat is "more" to life. Even more than perhaps volunteering for Habitat for Humanity or at an orphanage in a third world country.

These bitches are deluded.

I'd be willing to bet real money that this moo has and will never run an ultra-marathon.

this made me laugh-snort coffee:

"One of the pleasures of being a parent for me is not thinking about myself all the time. The forced sacrifice of parenthood is one of life’s greatest gifts in some ways."

a forced sacrifice? she chose this lifestyle and yet likens it to being offered up to the gods to ensure the village crops grow next year.

and of course the bingos are everywhere in the comments: all we do is sleep, eat and drink, apparently. oh, and we will die alone. note to self: "must not die alone. have kid!" and even though i can smell the envy through the computer screen they are not jealous. they "appreciate" that we have interesting careers, fun trips, hobbies, nice homes and clothing, meals in places like french restaurants where "people are murmuring over red wine," etc. but they are not jealous, do you hear? they love their lives! really.

How could they not be? We have intact genitals, tons of valuable freetime, extra money, and actually give a damn about someone except ourselves. We're not shitting out brats just so we can mooch of the state or sperm donors.

What a load of shit! She's obviously very jealous. Also, leave it to a no-brain moo to call exercise "self-mutilation."

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Aesirson
What a load of shit! She's obviously very jealous. Also, leave it to a no-brain moo to call exercise "self-mutilation."

Rugby practice is self mutilation but in a good way...but going to the gym is fun and relaxing. That creature needs to go to the gym to get rid of that attitude.

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Aesirson
What a load of shit! She's obviously very jealous. Also, leave it to a no-brain moo to call exercise "self-mutilation."

Rugby practice is self mutilation but in a good way...but going to the gym is fun and relaxing. That creature needs to go to the gym to get rid of that attitude.

Sven, the hot personal trainer, will be there when I get old....more than I can say for the kiddies. (Of course, both are around hoping to get paid.)

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Exactly....I will take all the money that hasn't been syphoned from me to ungrateful brats and hire myself a delicious looking male nurse to care for me in old age.

Well hot damn!! The bitterness in that blog oozes!

One of the moos:

"Having children gives you wisdom, tolerance and teaches you how to be giving. Having children is not a sentance, and the term ” child free”, is probably up for debate as children are everywhere. I am a mother, and successful career women, and go the gym, and have brilliant child free time as well as being motivated to make my children informed , educated and independant."

Makes you wonder where all the mouth-breathing, selfish, eternally stupid breeders who are 99% of parunts come from.

The comments are one head explosion after another, esp. pg. 2.

I will have to digest this all more thoroughly later.

The most obvious thing that strikes me is - you can't really be a drunken (or drugged) wastrel and an Ultra Marathon Runner - at the same time.

Do these people ever even *attempt* to think clearly?

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CFinPenthouse
One of the moos:

"Having children gives you wisdom, tolerance and teaches you how to be giving. Having children is not a sentance, and the term ” child free”, is probably up for debate as children are everywhere. I am a mother, and successful career women, and go the gym, and have brilliant child free time as well as being motivated to make my children informed , educated and independant."

Makes you wonder where all the mouth-breathing, selfish, eternally stupid breeders who are 99% of parunts come from.

Gawd I hope not...she can't write or spell for shit. What could she be doing to make kids educated?

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

I also love that she refers to exercise as "self mutilation" but pushing a 10-pound football through your vagina is...what? Just a normal daily routine?

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the term ” child free”, is probably up for debate as children are everywhere.

Yeah we fucking know they're everywhere, that's why we want you to keep them contained.

How does that even... that's not logical. Children are everywhere so you can't be childfree? The hell is she talking about?

This all goes back to that article that was posted: 'breeders are delusional'. All the statements these moos spout merely support that hypothesis. They are justifying their own idiocy, and idiotic decisions.
"oh, I could have had a job in Tahiti, but I dedided to moooo, and drop a calf and I'm so happy I did. Tahiti does not compare to a shitty diaper, a drooling semi intelligent bayybee that just puked all over the carpet. Oh well, was going to throw it out anyway and put in easy to clean linoleum'

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children
and I defy anyone to prove me wrong:

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my pets.

Mankind and its needs (wants) are like unto a black hole. It devours all available resources and it never is full: it merely grows larger and demands more.

Definition of 'wealthy': Anyone who makes more/has more than you do.

Someone pointed out that I'm a realist. And all along I thought I was just a pessimist crossed with a cynic.

Entitlement, thy name is mooooooooooooooo

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove
they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.
Add to this that, many of those who refuse or are unable to prove they are
citizens, will receive free insurance paid for by those who are.""

Politicians are like diapers: both need changing regularly.

Oh look, DINKlife showed up in the comments.

God those cunts really get on my nerves. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's probably something to do with the weirdly irrelevant breeder pleasing. Or the spamming.

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the term ” child free”, is probably up for debate as children are everywhere.

Yeah we fucking know they're everywhere, that's why we want you to keep them contained.

How does that even... that's not logical. Children are everywhere so you can't be childfree? The hell is she talking about?

It makes them feel better to pretend no one can be childfree. It's simple delusion. Children are out there but they are not in my home or even on my street at this point. I avoid places where kyds are as much as possible and have been doing well accomplishing this. If I have to be around them for short periods of time I'm still CF, I'll still be going home to my peaceful life and there's nothing moo can do to force kyds into my private life so fuck you, jealous bitch.

Quote: One of the pleasures of being a parent for me is not thinking about myself all the time.


I LOVE thinking about myself and what would make me happy on any given day.