6 year old UGLY QUEEF

If this fat little tard is a "beauty queen" who earns money in pageants, I totally wasted my childhood on mowing lawns and babysitting.

This is some scary shee-ut.

NSFW,S,H, or before meals.

That is disgusting. What pageants did she possible win? Little Miss Trailer Trash and Queen of The Pork Chop Festival?

WHOOPS! I totally missed the Pageant Moo thread from a few days ago...I should have posted there. (sorry!)

Anyway, this one is just as twisted.
The Moo tries to justify her duhter's involvement in the pageant world while the tard (who appears to be channeling the chicks in duddy's porn stash)...she spasms, she seizures, she flaps her wings, etc for the entire 4 minutes. When the interviewer tries to talk to her, she is completely :drool

Kiddie pageants aren't really competitions. Moos pay a fee to enter and every kid wins something/gets a crown to take home. This way all of the moos get bragging rights and all the brats feel like winners. Why don't they get these little girls involved in sports or Girl Scouts or something not so creepy?

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rubyredpop
WHOOPS! I totally missed the Pageant Moo thread from a few days ago...I should have posted there. (sorry!)

Anyway, this one is just as twisted.
The Moo tries to justify her duhter's involvement in the pageant world while the tard (who appears to be channeling the chicks in duddy's porn stash)...she spasms, she seizures, she flaps her wings, etc for the entire 4 minutes. When the interviewer tries to talk to her, she is completely :drool

This is hopefully due only to the fact that she is hopped up on Pixie Sticks otherwise affectionately known as "pagent crack" *suddenly embarrassed that I shared this nugget b/c it shows that I have seen my fair share of this trainwreck show**

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palominogrl_78
This is hopefully due only to the fact that she is hopped up on Pixie Sticks otherwise affectionately known as "pagent crack" *suddenly embarrassed that I shared this nugget b/c it shows that I have seen my fair share of this trainwreck show**

Haha. No shame. I watch my share of trainwreck TV, although I've never actually seen an episode of this show.

I could forgive the kyd for being hopped up if that's what her mawm feeds her, but that kind of behavior paired with the fact that she can't answer a series of simple questions without being all DURRRR DURRRRR makes me think one really has to be a complete tard to qualify for these pageants...

Holy Goddess...was that brat FUGLY....

I feel bad for Alana. She's an ugly, obnoxious little attention whore and it's her parents' fault for encouraging that bullshit. Today it's pageants and Mountain Dew. 15 year from now it's stripper poles and full-blown sugar addiction

Both of them kids are inbred that's fer sure.

Thanks pepper...now I'm scarred for life.

I noticed when I watched that horrific show those "beauty" pageants seem to give crowns to just about every kid there. They have like 30 categories for each age group. Best smile...best crack monkey on Jolt coloa trying to dance to 80's one hit wonders...erm...I mean best talent...etc.

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satansbitch
Both of them kids are inbred that's fer sure.

Inbred as fuck.

This "Honey Boo Boo Chile" acts like a toddler. And a retarded one at that!

When I was 6 we minded our parents and teachers and did not act like "babies".

It's the parents. Train your kids better, and provided they're capable - they'll wind up like a normal thinking person - rather than an overgrown Ho Tard.

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pepper labeija
I feel bad for Alana. She's an ugly, obnoxious little attention whore and it's her parents' fault for encouraging that bullshit. Today it's pageants and Mountain Dew. 15 year from now it's stripper poles and full-blown sugar addiction

Ay god, that picture! larious

Exactly...teaching a kyd to say "A dolla make me holla, Honey Boo Boo!" is pretty much setting her up for life in the Velvet Room.

sheesshhh, somebody please buy this child a mirror.

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felisdomestica
sheesshhh, somebody please buy this child a mirror.

hankyou

I've got no sound on my computer but I watched that first video, anyway.

From 00:22 to 00:29 that little fat girl looks like she's having some kind of spaztic fit. I've watched that bit five or six times in a row and my cheeks hurt now.

I remember when Honey Boo Boo Child first surfaced we would load the video up on one girl's iPhone and pass HBBC (and her mom) around at work for laughs.

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