Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet

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michaela
I was waiting for her to show up on the forum.

Kind of a let-down, actually. I was hoping for something a little more creative.

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michaela
I was waiting for her to show up on the forum.

Kind of a let-down, actually. I was hoping for something a little more creative.

Wallet stalkers only have a one track mind, nothing creative to be found. Fuck -> loaf -> cash grab. Although this one is going for fuck -> cash grab -> loaf -> cash grab. That is for the oopser who just can't wait.

Hi, guys! It's been awhile since I've been on let alone posted anything. Hope you're all well.

Anyway...

So, I, too had commented several days back on this wallet-stalking heaux's blog and called shenanigans on her. I told her not to insult my intelligence by trying to convince me that this was an accident and that he wasn't her golden ticket to LA and some kind of life of privilege. I told her she was wrong to publicly shame this guy (granted, he wasn't very bright riding au naturel with some broad he knew for only a short period of time - well, two months or two years depending on what story the dumb bitch feels like telling - but he doesn't deserve this either) as well as some other choice things, ending with calling her a selfish twit and telling her, "Women like you make me ashamed to be a woman."

She, of course, took the comment down, proving that her blog is a self-serving sympathy- and gift-grab. All she wanted to hear was, "Oh, we're so sorry;" "Oh, he's scum;" "Alana, we love you;" "Alana, you're so sweet and beautiful."

Ugh. Fuck me sideways with a splintered broomstick. This just means she is nothing but an attention whore. Which we already knew.

And I'm sure deep-down, she does, too. She must. Why else would only HER opinions matter on a PUBLIC forum?

Stupid cunt.

She did reply to me via e-mail, which I deleted. It was scathing, to say the least. She basically told me that I had no right to insinuate that there was any personal motive behind the pregnancy (which, I'm sorry, but when you put something so private in such a public place all while wrongfully shaming someone else, then yes, I have to the right to insinuate whatever the hell I want and call you out on your dumbfuckery as I see fit). Then she accused me of telling her she should abort. Which I don't know from what corner of that delusional breeder brain of hers she got that. Never did I say that. Nor would I ever tell someone to do that (although I would be more than happy to personally escort her to Planned Parenthood if she did). Then she called ME a "selfish twit" and told ME that women like ME make her ashamed that SHE'S a woman. Which means she can't be arsed to come up with her own insults!

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God forbid you tell it to her straight instead of all the insipid leg humping comments she does have up!

Problem is the kid gets to cash the reality check these two dumb fucks wrote. Moo didn't really want a kids, just wanted the easy ride. Duh surely didn't want a kid he just wanted a easy ride. The kid now gets a ride in a handbasket to hell of rejection, resentment and pain. Both these two are assholes, she's only a slight bit worse because she kicked it off. They both rolled the dice and lost the bet. Poor kid gets to start life picking up the tab.

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Ketchup
Wow. She is really full of herself.

"It’s hard being in the 98th percentile…

It means that only 2% of the population even has the capacity to understand where you’re coming from."

LOLZ

Yeah what a genius.

I think she's holding the chart the wrong way.

you guys are the greatest. anytime I need a good smile I know I can count on this forum.

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God forbid you tell it to her straight instead of all the insipid leg humping comments she does have up!

THIS x100!

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Wow. She is really full of herself.

"It’s hard being in the 98th percentile…

It means that only 2% of the population even has the capacity to understand where you’re coming from."

LOLZ

Yeah what a genius.

I think she's holding the chart the wrong way.

you guys are the greatest. anytime I need a good smile I know I can count on this forum.

That's what we're here for!

What Tom said. They are both dumb fucks.

They are walking around in adult bodies with brains of children. He's an idiot to be riding bareback on this chick. He's wealthy and successful. And she's allowing some dude from LA who works in the entertainment industry in LA to have unprotected sex with her? How did she know he didn't have HIV or some other horrible disease?

She keeps mentioning their 2.5 months of bliss. They don't even know each other. They can't.

Her video is suspect that she oopsed him. She talks like a Breeder with an agenda. "I need to make this happen in the next 10 years." SHE needs to make it happen. No mention of finding the right person.

And he is behaving like a cad, or maybe not. They had a long distance relationship. He didn't really know her. Women lie. He needs to insist on an in-virto paternity test before he pays a dime. If he is the father, then he needs to help with medical expenses. Sucks to be Dud.

The kid pays the price. My dad was an outwardly-healthy man who dropped dead before age 35. He loved us kids and wouldn't have wanted to leave us for any reason. It's hard enough when something like this happens--but I have no sympathy for women who choose to have kids in single-parent situations. They think it's going to be great, but nobody ever asks the kids how they feel about it.

I don't defend the guy for being stupid but I do think he is being oopsed and targeted. Then she actually published his name when he didn't behave the way she decided he should, even though he said he would take financial responsibility when the loaf arrives. If it's his, he has no choice anyway. She should be called out for publicizing this, as he has done nothing legally wrong and by keeping away from her he is protecting himself. If he is the father and doesn't pay chyld support, go for it, he will be another deadbeat duh, but until then, she should shut it.

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God forbid you tell it to her straight instead of all the insipid leg humping comments she does have up!

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she didn't write all of those leg humping comments up herself.

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If this BIMBO comes back to lurk here - I have a message -

Thanks for perpetuating the Dumb Blonde stereotype.

Get a JOB why don't you?

Surely you must be able to shake your ass somewhere?

Why not try to become friends with LiLo? Maybe she can help you out. Oh wait - she's smarter and more talented than you. A veritable Einstein in comparison.

Too bad you're too old for Hef.

You may be able to get some work in Long Beach, down by the docks. Bring knee pads.

Just reading her drivel, being locked down to a crass twit like her would have been embarrassing to Ruiz's reputation and career. That's probably another major reason why he booked. His manager must have clued him in. The two are on completely different wavelengths. It'd be like George Clooney paired up with Lindsey Lohan.

Bad enough she's his 'babymomma,' at least he can walk away (albeit having to pay child support) write her off as just another bimbo fuckdoll that oopsed him..... and potentially retain some semblance of respect from his peers.

She wouldn't dare abort a fat monthly paycheck. What an idiot whore, and what a fucking condom-hating numbskull.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

I'm surprised this didn't happen to Tiger Woods. He did the same thing, making the bimbos believe they were in a real relationship, with all the texting and phone calls and trips. This is a stupid move by guys who could get as much sex as they want with no strings attached.

Glad I found this board. The last board I was at was pro-AJ, if you can believe that.

IMO, they both behaved VERY irresponsibly, wrecklessly and even dangerously. They didn't know each other well and either one could have had HIV, an STD or some other disease. Or something else could have happened, like some psycho golddigger could have been on the hunt for a sugardaddy. Hmmmm.......imagine that.

I'm going to have to defend GR on this one, even though I find irresponsible sexual behaviour juvenile and disgusting. This story has fascinated me. I've always wondered what kind of woman could actually do this, and Alana Joy not only did it, she went public and outed GR on the internet. So, I did a little research on both parties.

GR has tightened up his Twitter and he can't be found on fb. He has a blog put the last post is a few years old. However, he has a flickr page that has many photos. His photos seem to tell a story and give you an idea of who he is. He has many photos of his son (I won't use his name here as I feel the poor child is suffering enough). He appears to adore the child. The son is probably 11 or 12 years old (AJ is a monstor to put the child through this public humiliation).

GR's last photo of his wife was almost exactly 2 years ago, mid-March 2010. She was extremely attractive and age appropriate. It was a family outing to the LA marathon, which the wife participated in and GR and the son attended for support. Before mid-March 2010, the majority of the photos were family vacations and holidays.

In conclusion, he looked like an average family man who enjoyed being with his family. For some reason, he divorced and then Alana Joy swooped in and got here hooks in him. For sure he made a mistake, a big mistake, but AJ was after the BIG payoff. What makes me sick about this situation is that in publicly shaming GR, she is also shaming his adolescent son.

I posted a snarky comment with detailed instructions on condom use. Go figure it got deleted.

Of course AJ doesn't care about the effect publicizing this would have on the man's son. It should be a private matter between the two adults concerned and their attorneys.

She's going to delete any and all comments that don't follow the party line, which is 'poor you, AJ' or 'He's so mean. He's such a douche. Why doesn't he want to be with you.' 'You make pay, girl.' You all get the gist. She doesn't want to read the truth, and she doesn't want her lemmings to read it either. Although they are so brainwashed that it wouldn't make a difference. The fact that she writes that she doesn't think it's right to take donations and then states that she's added a Paypal option in the next sentence shows what kind of person she is, and what her motives are..........$$$$$$$

My sympathies lie with the adolescent son of GR. That kid most likely went through a highly emotional time when his family fell apart less than 2 years ago, and now this. Kids his age know are computer savvy and they would know about things like and it would be a HUGE embarrasement for him.

BTW, I do NOT buy that GR was aware of the fact that AJ was not using BC. NO WAY did that happen. He was lied to and trapped.

Not everybody is sympathetic to AJ. Amy Alkon calls her out on her fraud attempt on her blog:

http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/08/its_called_fami.html

The funny part is she tried to post as on Amy's blog to garner sympathy as "Fellatricks" and gets caught.

Even funnier? Amy Alkon wrote another blog post outing AJ as "Fellatricks." One smart poster noted that it sounded like "fellatrix," which if you look up it up, means a "fellater."

Nony Mouse: The funny part is she tried to post as on Amy's blog to garner sympathy as "Fellatricks" and gets caught.

That's funny...a troll commented earlier on this thread went under the name "Fellatricks." I suppose she really did try to trick her fella...but she's just looking like a cheap trick herself.

Yeah, Amy noted that she probably meant "Fella tricks" and was too stupid to realize that fellatrix means "a woman who performs fellatio."

What a dumb cunt.

Regarding the last three posts: how appropriate! Except, had she truly been a "fellatrix," neither party would be in this situation and we wouldn't have all this lulz.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

She might be a fellater, but it appears that she ultimately sucked at it too much for GR to keep her around.

womp! womp!

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She might be a fellater, but it appears that she ultimately sucked at it too much for GR to keep her around.

womp! womp!

+1 because you're fun

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal