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mumofsixbirds
My god...think of all the venereal diseases these bitches must carry....for spreading 'em for whatever dude's cock gets hard while they're in the general vicinity.
No protection = preggo + HIV, Hepatitis, Syphilis, Gonnorhea, Chlamydia....and the list goes on and on and on....
Nastayyy!
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Re: Blogger Alana Joy tries to oops a wallet March 17, 2012 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 588 |
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thom_c
Birth of a Candy Bar
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet March 17, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,978 |
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet March 18, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 8,402 |
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Miss_Hannigan
Skank has a 2-month fling with a divorced dad and whoops...now she's pregnant. The father wants nothing to do with the kid, so she decides to publicly shame him on her blog:
http://alanajoy.tumblr.com/post/18786431058/an-open-letter-to-the-father-of-my-baby
It also breaks my heart that you’re taking from this baby, OUR baby, an entire family. A set of grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins… a brother. Half or not, a sibling for each of them. Building that wall doesn’t make these people any less family. It just makes you the man who prevented the connection. What example do you think you are setting for your son? He’s of an age where he’s looking to you to learn to be a man. Is this the man you will raise him to be? If he has unprotected sex and gets a girl pregnant will you suport him in fleeing from his responsibility? Is this the role model you really are? Apparently.
There's like 20 more paragraphs of crazy. Enjoyl
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet March 18, 2012 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,757 |
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet January 10, 2013 | Registered: 19 years ago Posts: 9,199 |
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet January 10, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 5,716 |
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Deluded Cow
So am I not “doing it on my own†because I’m getting my health care covered? What the hell is wrong with you? The baby’s “father†has, to this day, still not been in touch and still not done ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to help.
I’ve done this ON. MY. OWN.
Why does that scare you?
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet January 10, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 3,056 |
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Zzelda
I've already forgotten who exactly this Cow is.
Saw this lowing on the last blog post Bell Flower just put up ~Quote
Deluded Cow
So am I not “doing it on my own†because I’m getting my health care covered? What the hell is wrong with you? The baby’s “father†has, to this day, still not been in touch and still not done ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to help.
I’ve done this ON. MY. OWN.
Why does that scare you?
Um, Cow - I don't think it's scary, I think it's lying. If you're getting gov. health care you are NOT *doing it all on your own*. And why ISN'T the father stepping up?
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet January 10, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 1,355 |
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bell_flower
Bumping this just for fun.
She hatched the loaf, and it definitely looks like the father.
Ca-ching, let the wallet raid commence for the next 18 plus years!
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bell_flower
Honestly, I don't think the French law is all that great. Why should a man be able to walk away from a child he created? No wonder France is broke.
I'm not on either person's "side" here. She's a bimbo, but so is he. Oopsie or not, he should have to pay for the kid if he is the biological father.
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myrna minkoff
jesus christ, does NO ONE use birth control anymore?
:bedmadelie
Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet March 18, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,149 |
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Re: Alana the Joyful Fellater tries to oops a wallet April 06, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 2,975 |
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agatha trunchbull
Sorry to re-necro this thread (okay, not really... it's very entertaining hence it being in the Epic Threads section), but I looked at Alana the Joyful Fellater (if only she had just left it at that...)'s tumblr and saw baby pics.
Am I horrible for being gleeful that the baybee looks like the cunt's sperm donor?!
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