Commode Schadenfreude :rolleyes2

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1346632/feeling-ruined-months-after-delivery

Moo upset because she didn't get her natural birth, thinks her body is ruined and broken.

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1321106/you-never-think-it-will-happen-to-you

Moo upset because she suffered an EMERGENCY and needed a crash c-section under general anesthesia. She's bitching because they saved her life and she missed the first 2 hrs of his life. Had they not done the crash c-section, both her and baby would have died.

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1347444/5-yr-old-having-tantrums

Little Brat keeps having violent tantrums and brat can't say why he's angry.

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1346093/potty-regression-how-to-handle

Moo is knocked up and can't figure out why her she-brat keeps pissing on the floor.

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1344264/appropriate-noise-boundaries-for-children-living-in-a-condo

Feral brat won't STFU and is annoying the neighbors.

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1341926/friends-and-corporal-punishment

PNB doesn't tolerate shit from her kid and gives her the ass whipping she deserves. Moo doesn't know how to explain that she has a PNB for a mom.


Enjoy and discuss! Feel free to add more links.

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

Here's another good one:

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1347481/help-dd-hit-kicked-and-scratched-a-kid-at-school

Feral brat is attacking other kids in school. A commenter says that the teacher is the one with the bad attitude. Seriously? Because a teacher acknowledged a brat being feral?

What really cracks me up with these moos is that they all end up saying the same thing - that at home they NEVER hit or punch, yet they don't know why their own kid does it. Well maybe because the undisciplined brat doesn't understand how hitting and punching can hurt another person. Maybe if Moo swatted the brat, then it would understand that 'Hey, this hurts!' and the brat would think twice about hitting another person for the sheer hell of it. And it would also understand the consequences to come at home. You can't sit and talk with a fucking four-year-old. They don't have the mental capacity to reason things out.

And this one:

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1347095/8-year-old-pooping-in-his-room

This feral beast needs to be set loose somewhere deep in a forest.


I love how in the 'brats in a condo' thread how some Moos think that kids have a right to make noise and if you don't like it then you can just move. What ever happened to having respect for other people? Oh wait that's right - Moos dont have any respect, or shame. That all got shat out with the placenta.

I missed the one about the kid shitting in his room. I say put a leash on him, thump him with a rolled up newspaper and take him outside for walks every hour. If he wants to act like a dog, treat the little bastard like one.

Also, why NOT shame the kid? A 4 y/o and 8/yo should NOT be pissing/shitting on anything other than a toilet. Unless, your child has serious problems. But a "normal, healthy, happy" child? NO.

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

Those stories always remind me of how happy I am to be CF.

Here's another good one:

http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1317390/after-a-traumatic-birth-my-mother-doesnt-want-me-to-have-any-more-children-but-i-do

Moo's mom is sensible and telling her not to tempt fate and to be happy with the 2 kids she has, moo wants another.

WHY in the hell don't they ever listen?!

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

Moo upset because she suffered an EMERGENCY and needed a crash c-section under general anesthesia. She's bitching because they saved her life and she missed the first 2 hrs of his life. Had they not done the crash c-section, both her and baby would have died.

why women risk their life for sluicing loaf, I don't understand. I can understand risking life when doing bungee jumping, free solo climbing, flying to the moon, but I never be able to understand risking life to sluice a loaf. what's the point?

What whiny little bitches. Fucking "natural birth" Moo ought to be grateful that she and her kid are both alive, but nooo, she's gonna be a brat and pout because she had to get a big mean life-saving C-section that ruined her chance to shit a loaf on the living room floor. I bet she gets knocked up again within a year in order to try and have The Perfect Birth.

And I love the Moos who say it's "rude" for parents to discipline ("be mean") to their kids. Well here's the thing - kids are too dumb to know how to be offended, so you can't be rude to them. Disciplining your child is not rude - it's called parenting, which Smothering Moos are very much allergic to.

Never a dull moment in the Commode.