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"i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!" (Anonymous Moo Rages On) |
 June 30, 2012 |
| June 30, 2012 |
This thread is made of FUN! 
Stupid worthless...
IF ANY TROLL MOO IS READING ME.
Stop and go to your child. Now.
He/She needs you. We? We are happy to see you gone.
Thank you
idiot.
Stupid worthless...
IF ANY TROLL MOO IS READING ME.
Stop and go to your child. Now.
He/She needs you. We? We are happy to see you gone.
Thank you
idiot.
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Re: "i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!" (Anonymous Moo Rages On) June 30, 2012 |
| June 30, 2012 |
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Snark Shark
"and probably live in a house bigger then yours "
I think i live in something bigger than a TRAILER, Thanks.
My guess was that swamp-donkey Maxine lives in a trash can. If she pumps out more bastards she might qualify for a Section 8 trailer someday
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So....which cop from Hazard County do you think we'll hear from first? Cletus or Roscoe? 
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mumofsixbirds
So....which cop from Hazard County do you think we'll hear from first? Cletus or Roscoe?
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mumofsixbirds
So....which cop from Hazard County do you think we'll hear from first? Cletus or Roscoe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazard,_Kentucky
As of the census[8] of 2000, there were 4,806 people, 1,946 households, and 1,266 families residing in the city...... The racial makeup of the city was 90.26% White, which over 30% are WIC-Welfare whores like Max M.58% African American, 0.08% Native American, 2.06% Asian, 0.15% from other races, and 0.87% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.46% of the population.
There were 1,946 households out of which 30.2% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 42.9% were married couples living together, 18.3% had a female householder with no husband present, and 34.9% were non-families. 31.7%..................................In the city the age distribution of the population shows 21.9% under the age of 18, 8.5% from 18 to 24, 28.0%...... For every 100 females there were 85.6 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 82.3 males...So THAT'S why Max can't find a baby daddy!
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The median income for a household in the city was $20,690, and the median income for a family was $27,226. Males had a median income of $34,398 versus $22,386 for females. The per capita income for the city was $14,782. About 30.9% of families and 30.5% of the population were below the poverty line, including 44.3% of those under age 18...... God that's worse than my city and the surrounding area in Kentucky! Over 40 % of the kids in her area are living with WIC-Welfare whores, with over 25% of those actually reporting a man's income and STILL they are suckling off the government tit. WHY do they keep cranking out kids they can't afford?
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: "i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!" (Anonymous Moo Rages On) June 30, 2012 |
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kidlesskim
WHY do they keep cranking out kids they can't afford?
Because of the tax and welfare laws that dictate that the village pays for their children. I'd really like to see these handouts stop. But I don't know that any politician has the courage to put an end to it. They don't want to come off as anti-family, when really it's pro-personal responsibility.
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| July 01, 2012 |
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mumofsixbirds
Perhaps one of our more creative artists on the board could take this image of "Donkey-Faced Girl" and enhance it a little?
(My apologies to all the insulted donkeys out there.)
Would be good for laughs...
ENHANCE
Not my best work, but she doesn't deserve too much effort anyway.
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michaela
"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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LMAO!!! I love the picture Michaela! 
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Good job Michaela
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
| July 01, 2012 |
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michaela
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mumofsixbirds
Perhaps one of our more creative artists on the board could take this image of "Donkey-Faced Girl" and enhance it a little?
(My apologies to all the insulted donkeys out there.)
Would be good for laughs...
ENHANCE
Not my best work, but she doesn't deserve too much effort anyway.
Awesome job michaela! Hehehee
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Now she looks even more like Donkey from the Shrek movies!| July 02, 2012 |
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kidlesskim
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mumofsixbirds
So....which cop from Hazard County do you think we'll hear from first? Cletus or Roscoe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazard,_Kentucky
As of the census[8] of 2000, there were 4,806 people, 1,946 households, and 1,266 families residing in the city...... The racial makeup of the city was 90.26% White, which over 30% are WIC-Welfare whores like Max M.58% African American, 0.08% Native American, 2.06% Asian, 0.15% from other races, and 0.87% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.46% of the population.
There were 1,946 households out of which 30.2% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 42.9% were married couples living together, 18.3% had a female householder with no husband present, and 34.9% were non-families. 31.7%..................................In the city the age distribution of the population shows 21.9% under the age of 18, 8.5% from 18 to 24, 28.0%...... For every 100 females there were 85.6 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 82.3 males...So THAT'S why Max can't find a baby daddy!
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The median income for a household in the city was $20,690, and the median income for a family was $27,226. Males had a median income of $34,398 versus $22,386 for females. The per capita income for the city was $14,782. About 30.9% of families and 30.5% of the population were below the poverty line, including 44.3% of those under age 18...... God that's worse than my city and the surrounding area in Kentucky! Over 40 % of the kids in her area are living with WIC-Welfare whores, with over 25% of those actually reporting a man's income and STILL they are suckling off the government tit. WHY do they keep cranking out kids they can't afford?
I was going to say my car resides in more square footage than Chirs/Max. Based on these stats, my car probably HAS more square footage than her trailer.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
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Re: "i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!" (Anonymous Moo Rages On) July 02, 2012 |
| July 03, 2012 |
Here's some of the comments since I last looked:
Moo 1
I'm sitting here on a beautiful sunny day just wanting some peace after an entire week of being my toddler's playmate, chef, maid and chauffeur. Am I getting peace? Nope! "Mommy, mommy come play, mommy, mommy, come play NNNOOOWWWW!!!! No Mommy! I don't want to! MMMOOOMMMMYYYYYY". Then, I have my good but useless husband here who wants sex constantly, can't feed himself, doesn't help clean and who just farted and stunk up the room that I'm sitting in. I love my kid but this is inhumane. We woman now have to contribute financially, do the household chores, raise our children, and be sexy for our husbands. If I had a time machine I would go back to the day of my wedding and slap myself in the face. What a MISERABLE existence and one I am pretty certain mirrors my own mother's, which explains a lot about my attitude towards NOT repeating her mistakes if I can help it.
Moo 2
I feel like I'm under house arrest every night....... I fucked up and I want my old life back and can never have it. I want so badly to walk away and start living for myself again............ I want to run away so badly. Any child free person who is reading this and thinks they never want kids, trust your instincts. Don't maks the same mistake I did, don't let ANYONE scare you into by saying you don't want to bs old and alone or you have to give ms grandchildren. Don't let them tell you you will feel differently when you have them. Chances are YOU WONT....... I just want OUT. Oh and one last thing... The CONSTANT "it doesn't get any better" from people with older children just make me want to jump in my grave now!!! Are you fuckinf kidding me? Thanks for sharing, I'd kinda figured that out on my own anyway but thanks really, you've made my day. This one here sounds suicidal. "It's all worth it!" SO not true, apparently.
Moo 3
I fucking hate it, too!! I am a slave and that is all I will ever be until I loose my mind or leave. And my husband is just another whining kid I have to trajectory care of . Ungrateful bastard. And sex? What the Fuck is that. I am 22about and have no life and the body of a 40 year old. What the Fuck? ! I am chained to this little 2 ft cunt. Stuck in the house all fucking day. This Moo sounds a tad resentful and like her life is over and she's ONLY 22.
Moo 4
.......but these condescending holier-than-though posts from mothers who are struggling but apparently not as bad as everyone else are truly ridiculous - especially the ones who say they found this site "on accident" and then try to playact as if their lives as a parent are so much more fulfilling. This ain't Facebook, nobody's buying that bullshit here. Be real, because you came here and stayed to read for a reason. Parenting sucks about 90% of the time and not many of us realize how much it costs mentally and financially until after the baby is born That's why the thread mined troll favorites like the WIC-Welfare Whore at Kroger are so damned funny because we KNOW how they "happened up on it by accident".
Moo 5
Yuck....this was by far a complete accident I ran across this site! You all should stop posting anonymous so somebody can come take those kids away from you! Ugh people who actually wid their kids dead! Seriously? What kind of human being thinks like that? "I wish I would come home to a burnt down house, or someone broke in and went on a kills spree!" Take those kids somewhere and drop them off! You do not deserve them and they will be much better off without you and hey, you will have your lives back people! Do it for the kids and stop being such selfish bitches!
RIIIIGHT. HOW does a Moo "accidentally" come across a topic that is entitled, ""i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!"?
Moo 6
Just some FYI to people who think everyone "googles" I hate being a mom.....not so! I simply googled how to have more patience with my children and stumbled upon this rude website!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Moo 1
I'm sitting here on a beautiful sunny day just wanting some peace after an entire week of being my toddler's playmate, chef, maid and chauffeur. Am I getting peace? Nope! "Mommy, mommy come play, mommy, mommy, come play NNNOOOWWWW!!!! No Mommy! I don't want to! MMMOOOMMMMYYYYYY". Then, I have my good but useless husband here who wants sex constantly, can't feed himself, doesn't help clean and who just farted and stunk up the room that I'm sitting in. I love my kid but this is inhumane. We woman now have to contribute financially, do the household chores, raise our children, and be sexy for our husbands. If I had a time machine I would go back to the day of my wedding and slap myself in the face. What a MISERABLE existence and one I am pretty certain mirrors my own mother's, which explains a lot about my attitude towards NOT repeating her mistakes if I can help it.
Moo 2
I feel like I'm under house arrest every night....... I fucked up and I want my old life back and can never have it. I want so badly to walk away and start living for myself again............ I want to run away so badly. Any child free person who is reading this and thinks they never want kids, trust your instincts. Don't maks the same mistake I did, don't let ANYONE scare you into by saying you don't want to bs old and alone or you have to give ms grandchildren. Don't let them tell you you will feel differently when you have them. Chances are YOU WONT....... I just want OUT. Oh and one last thing... The CONSTANT "it doesn't get any better" from people with older children just make me want to jump in my grave now!!! Are you fuckinf kidding me? Thanks for sharing, I'd kinda figured that out on my own anyway but thanks really, you've made my day. This one here sounds suicidal. "It's all worth it!" SO not true, apparently.
Moo 3
I fucking hate it, too!! I am a slave and that is all I will ever be until I loose my mind or leave. And my husband is just another whining kid I have to trajectory care of . Ungrateful bastard. And sex? What the Fuck is that. I am 22about and have no life and the body of a 40 year old. What the Fuck? ! I am chained to this little 2 ft cunt. Stuck in the house all fucking day.
This Moo sounds a tad resentful and like her life is over and she's ONLY 22.Moo 4
.......but these condescending holier-than-though posts from mothers who are struggling but apparently not as bad as everyone else are truly ridiculous - especially the ones who say they found this site "on accident" and then try to playact as if their lives as a parent are so much more fulfilling. This ain't Facebook, nobody's buying that bullshit here. Be real, because you came here and stayed to read for a reason. Parenting sucks about 90% of the time and not many of us realize how much it costs mentally and financially until after the baby is born That's why the thread mined troll favorites like the WIC-Welfare Whore at Kroger are so damned funny because we KNOW how they "happened up on it by accident".
Moo 5
Yuck....this was by far a complete accident I ran across this site! You all should stop posting anonymous so somebody can come take those kids away from you! Ugh people who actually wid their kids dead! Seriously? What kind of human being thinks like that? "I wish I would come home to a burnt down house, or someone broke in and went on a kills spree!" Take those kids somewhere and drop them off! You do not deserve them and they will be much better off without you and hey, you will have your lives back people! Do it for the kids and stop being such selfish bitches!
RIIIIGHT. HOW does a Moo "accidentally" come across a topic that is entitled, ""i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!"?Moo 6
Just some FYI to people who think everyone "googles" I hate being a mom.....not so! I simply googled how to have more patience with my children and stumbled upon this rude website!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Moo 6: Just some FYI to people who think everyone "googles" I hate being a mom.....not so! I simply googled how to have more patience with my children and stumbled upon this rude website!
Hahaha! She "Accidentally Stumbled" upon a site called "I hate being a mooo" and decided to open it up and read it anyway? She ain't foolin' anyone! What a sanctimonious cunt.
Hahaha! She "Accidentally Stumbled" upon a site called "I hate being a mooo" and decided to open it up and read it anyway? She ain't foolin' anyone! What a sanctimonious cunt.
| July 03, 2012 |
" I am chained to this little 2 ft cunt. "
sounds like she hates kyds as much as I do!
"Any child free person who is reading this and thinks they never want kids, trust your instincts. Don't maks the same mistake I did, don't let ANYONE scare you into by saying you don't want to bs old and alone or you have to give ms grandchildren. Don't let them tell you you will feel differently when you have them. Chances are YOU WONT"
if only more people would listen to THIS.
sounds like she hates kyds as much as I do!
"Any child free person who is reading this and thinks they never want kids, trust your instincts. Don't maks the same mistake I did, don't let ANYONE scare you into by saying you don't want to bs old and alone or you have to give ms grandchildren. Don't let them tell you you will feel differently when you have them. Chances are YOU WONT"
if only more people would listen to THIS.
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"Moo 6
Just some FYI to people who think everyone "googles" I hate being a mom.....not so! I simply googled how to have more patience with my children and stumbled upon this rude website!"
I just googled, "how to have more patience with my child", exactly like Sancti-Moo claimed she did and the ONLY sites/posts that displayed were topics about, "how to have more patience with my child", and related subject matter.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Just some FYI to people who think everyone "googles" I hate being a mom.....not so! I simply googled how to have more patience with my children and stumbled upon this rude website!"
I just googled, "how to have more patience with my child", exactly like Sancti-Moo claimed she did and the ONLY sites/posts that displayed were topics about, "how to have more patience with my child", and related subject matter.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: "i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!" (Anonymous Moo Rages On) August 14, 2012 |
y'all. Make no sense I got 8 children and I don't need no help from gov or city me and my husband do it all he got a good paying job and so do I and I have a son in collage who I'm so proud of ppl shoud think and plan before making babies and also the men they make them with I'm sorry fuck a villiage it me and my husband life it is much easier if u find a man that wants to be a father and husband then u don't have to worrie about him being a absent atm 
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