"i hate being a fucking mother and i don't care if you call me a bitch!!" (Anonymous Moo Rages On)

I don't speak moo cunt. I'd like to respond to this post but I can't fathom a damn thing it says. If someone this illiterate is raising the fyoooture then said fyoooture is indeed fucked.

It's almost funny to be told I make no sense by someone so illiterate. That was the only part I got.

What is with the invasion of halfwits lately??

I think she needs to post that epic run-on sentence on the single mombie board. What I gleaned is both parents are in the picture, that she gets none of our tax dollars and if people thought before having kids, they can plan on how to afford them.

While I agree with this premise, you shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque because, dude, you are on the wrong board.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

SuperCow's email address: mizzthickness32.cj@gmail.com , with her IP placing her in New York City, So, this looks about like the right profile found online and is eerily similar to her text-speak run on post:


"im a sexy fullfigured female from staten island looking for a freakey sexy fem female for intimate encounter very serious looking for females who are very serious also please be D & D free with a good head and know what you want not into head games or bull if you into that please dont reply thank you" So, a single moo with 8 kids looking for a casual sexual fling with a stranger.Niiiice.......


Profession: hha "hha" is correct because "single moo" and getting pad by WIC-Welfare IS her "profession"


Physical Appearance

Height 5' 3"
Hair color Black
Body type Heavyset I'll BET she's "heavy set", which of course is a nice way of saying FAT
Ethnicity Black / African descent She's probably no more from African descent than I am. I wonder why white WIC-Welfare whores don't say they are, "white and of Irish descent"? I think it's odd when that "African" description is used willy nilly because not ALL black people are of African descent and plenty will tell you that too. So, when I hear that, at least in my area,I automatically think WIC-Welfare is most likely and they live in a ghetto housing project because they are the ones who commonly say that and refer to themselves that way as a way to self promote since Alex Haley's "Roots" came out.

It wasn't said very often until after that, at least not in the south, but after that ALL the ghetto welfare whores started saying it but FEW regular black kids from good neighborhoods did. That's been my experience anyway. I'd like some of our black members like Troipcalbeachbum or Shagster to tell us if that's true or not, assuming they know. Besides, isn't "black" or "white" a good enough description for a casual fling? Why would a one night stand care about or need to know the country or continent of origin of our great great grand parents? "

Lifestyle
Marital Status Widowed RIIIGHT, The only thing she's probably "widowed" from is a baby daddy who's run off and is "dead" to her. RARE is the single moo who is actually a widow. FEW and far between, single moo widows.
Have Children?Yes, they live at home Yeah, all 8 of them.
Smokes?Occasionally She probably means pot and she probably smokes like a fucking chimney too
ReligionCatholic
Want Children?No WHAT? Your sexual partners can't have kids, yet YOU have shat EIGHT? Well, that pretty much fits in with the hypocritical Catholic part of her profile
Drinks?Often I'll bet! I would too if I had 8 bastard kids!

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

What in the fuck

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

A son in collage?

Man, decoupage has been "out" for years now. It was big in the Victorian era, though, so maybe it has a retro vibe these days. Noooooot something the bank will loan you a mortgage on though, just a word to the wise. Tell him to branch out into glitter and mosaic.

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"we three found joy in the belly while filling out the police report..." --myrna minkoff

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A son in collage?

Man, decoupage has been "out" for years now. It was big in the Victorian era, though, so maybe it has a retro vibe these days. Noooooot something the bank will loan you a mortgage on though, just a word to the wise. Tell him to branch out into glitter and mosaic.

. I work at a craft store, and we are selling tons of felt bag kits. Match that with glitter and mosaics and this kid could rule the world.

Holy hell - WTF did I just read???
How these dumb moos manage to make it through each day being so damn stupid is a miracle.

Holy shit, kidlesskim! That woman sounds like a friggin' trainwreck!

I find it hysterical, that these idiots continue to Google, "I hate being a MOOO" then get all butt-hurt about what they read here. Too bad, so sad. You have eight bastards? Deal with it! Don't preach about how much better you are than us, ChildFree people who don't give two shits about how wonderful you are....no doubt she's a liar from what you have uncovered. Lying, disgusting MOOO whore. That's what she is.

It's a mystery to me, why these MOOOs continue to come here and make public laughing-stocks out of themselves. Don't they ever bother to read the thread through, to see what happens to other idiot MOOOs who post here?

God, the stupid hurts.

You simply cannot make this shit up. My life looks so much better, now. Thanks, Moo!

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Damn like nigga change a goddamn pamper.

Mizz thickness McCow Seeking a childless "freakey fem-female"

"im a sexy fullfigured female from staten island looking for a freakey sexy fem female for intimate encounter very serious looking for females who are very serious also please be D & D free with a good head and know what you want not into head games or bull if you into that please dont reply thank you"


I was just thinking about how she conveniently left out the part about how at the age of 33, she's shat EIGHT loaves and without a doubt has a McMooter to go along with her " ...sexy, heavyset, full figure". Yet, according to her ad and profile, she wants a "fem" female with no kids for her intimate encounter. Can anyone imagine how the unlucky attractive unchilded woman who responded would react once the clothes came off? She's probably got udders down to her last fat flap on her stretch marked gut(s) with a ravaged McMooter the size of Montana with as vast an expansion of bushy wilderness as the land surrounding the fucking Florida Everglades. Hell, she might be hiding Jimmy Hoffa up in that Staten Island snatch!

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

What is it with moos and illiteracy?!

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https://www.facebook.com/carla.daloisiojulius

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Carla D'Aloisio Julius
Still looking for my son demetrius allan daloisio he is now 19 years old name may have changed his birthdate is 02/12/93 and he has two sibling named robin julius and walter julius please contact me if you see this post I love and miss my babies so much and I hope and prey every day that we will be reunited aging

These are some questions I have for Carla

1)So, do you have three missing kids that CPS took away or just the one?
2)Are you ONLY looking for the one kid and couldn't care less about the other two "sibling"?
3)Do you happen to know he wound up in the home of someone whose "sibling" these kids are who you named OR are the "sibling" ones you shat AFTER Demetrius got taken away?
4)If yes to the above, how would Demetrius know that and how would those names mean anything to him or anyone who might know him if locating him was the object of this pathetic post?
5) One clue is you said, "miss my babies",which leads us to believe all three, Dmetrius AND the "sibling" are your kids, but if that were the case wouldn't you be looking for all three instead of just Demetrius?
7)Is your grammar, sentence structure, use of possessive terms, etc.....so awful, I am wrong on all counts?
8)WHO are you looking for and why, are the 64k questions here which remain unanswered
9).Do you really believe if Demetrius saw your post he'd respond with open arms?
10)WHAT is your purpose in posting that confusing nonsense besides looking like the junkie idiot you very likely still are? WHAT do you hope to accomplish?

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

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Both emoticons are so appropriate.

Puppies make the world a better place.

These illiterate cunts are producing more illiterate breeding shitbags!

Our fyooture is DOOMED!

These people not only have trouble with spelling and simple grammar, but they can't even separate their sentences into something sensible!

Perhaps if a written grammar quiz was required before opening their legs, then there would be less brat-shits in this world!

Moo= uneducated, illiterate, clue-less cunt.

I actually hope this world does come to an end in December, cuz with people like this repopulating the planet, we are all doomed anyway!

"Drinks?Often I'll bet! I would too if I had 8 bastard kids!"

My apologies for resurrecting an old thread, but I found more "I hate being a moo" goodness from various places on the Internet that I wanted to share. I don't think these have been posted before, but my apologies if they have.
Warning. Contains illiteracy.

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“My asshole stepson is an evil mother fucker and not one day goes by that he doesnt make me furious.I want to leave, but I love my husband and I know he loves me and I dont want to leave him because its not his fault. its the BITCH ex wife and the DEVIL-BOY son. Only God can help me, but I think He is trying to teach me a lesson in all this. Maybe it's WWJD...let the little fucker treat me like shit and forgive him show love to him anyway???? I AM NOT JESUS!!! I CANT DO THAT!!!!I HATE that little bastard for treating me like shit every day. I will never love him- I will never even like him as a human being. I hope he burns in hell for the things he has done to me!!!!”

I have to admit I’m curious of the things he did to her. Wonder if he’s like the kid who jizzed in stepmoo’s panties.

“My 2 yr old was just having a screaming fit and I went to type in I hate being a mother and found your post. OMG I totally know the feeling. My nerves are frayed, I keep stuffing my face iwth chocolate just so I don't scream at my kid or hurl my cell phone, etc. at the wall. I fucking just want to run away half the time, the other half I want to fucking sleep. I love my kid, I love my husband, but it really gets to be too much.”

Well, that certainly explains why moos are so fucking huge. Part of it anyway.

“hey-try having teenagers who think they no everything-i have 4 kids n a single mom.my two oldest i hate with a passion-they dont respect me-fight with me-use me -etc-im ready to get a gun n kill them-thank god theoldest dont live with me -its the second oldest -mouth is horrible-my 14 yr old n 5 yr old is scare of him-i wish he poof n disappear”

I’m pretty sure this woman is retarded. Either that or a chimpanzee got a hold of her laptop.

“YES... IHATE BEING A FUCKING PARENT TOO.. How fucked is it... Cleaning, cooking and yelling is all its all about oh and driving them around.. Wheres all the bliss and stuff they talk about.. Yes I love my son, but FU*CK I HATE THE isolation of it, i cant play my guitar anymore, I cant ride my motorbike much, anything i do for me is cut short by the kids bullshit and wingeing.. Not to mention how much it all costs and not a word of thanks... FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK. What a horrific lifestyle i have chosen... They need to put warning signs all over everything like they do with ciggarette packets WARNING... SEX MAY CAUSE CHILDREN.. and they need to put big scary realistic signs on all the condom packets, of mothers sittin in a muck, in chains with a miserable look on her face... and condom packets.. Why dont they warn us of how hard and shit it is... almost like a major punishment. FUCK IT.. I will go n smoke pot like the ohter person said to do...”

Warning. Not using proper contriception may cause children.

“I hate being a mother sooooo much.For some dumb ass reason I thought a baby would bring some type of joy in my life.Instead it has cause me to want to kill myself.The goals I had for life are no longer a thought are it is just that.I wish my daughter didnt make it through the pregnancy.Someone just shoot me already please.Pleeeeease”

Well, if it’ll stop your mooing and lowing, no problem.

“Yes, i'm so with you! I hate, hate, hate, hate every second of being a parent. She is five - no, it does not get better. I take her to concerts and theaters, stay up nights when she's sick, got her into good school, enrichment activities, teach her to read, write, cook, clean...I smile, and I hug and kiss, and tell her I love her - it's never sincere!
Every day-week-month just deeper and deeper into faking, lying, swallowing my real emotions...getting stomach cramps and migraines from all this faking, but it's still 13 more years, until she's at least 18, and I can retire from this crap.
Wish someone warned me before I had a kid - but no, the entire family spent 10 years persuading me how I'm missing on the most important and fulfilling thing in life. Yeah, right!”


She ain’t gonna last that long. She’ll either off her sprog or off herself.

^ Thanks for the substantial schadenfreue finds, Electricfire. Wow, those are horrifying, and I hope they find a way to make their lives better, but it definitely confirms my choice to not sprog.

"WARNING... SEX MAY CAUSE CHILDREN"

You don't say!!!

"but no, the entire family spent 10 years persuading me how I'm missing on the most important and fulfilling thing in life. "

she should give THEM the kyd and run away!