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I have a coworker named Dante, but he spells it like Donta. So I guess it is kind of like Chick-fil-a lol. That is his middle name though. His first name is Destini. Yeah Destiny with an I. Funny enough, one of the girls I attended elementary school with is on my facebook. She named her daughter Destini with an I too. She also always posts shit like "I love my kids. I am proud to be a mom hear me roar." Blech.
Went to high school with a guy named Dante, spelled Danta. It was funny whenever he would get called to the principle's office on the P.A. and they'd pronounce his name just like it's spelled.
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I have a coworker named Dante, but he spells it like Donta. So I guess it is kind of like Chick-fil-a lol. That is his middle name though. His first name is Destini. Yeah Destiny with an I. Funny enough, one of the girls I attended elementary school with is on my facebook. She named her daughter Destini with an I too. She also always posts shit like "I love my kids. I am proud to be a mom hear me roar." Blech.
Went to high school with a guy named Dante, spelled Danta. It was funny whenever he would get called to the principle's office on the P.A. and they'd pronounce his name just like it's spelled.
Quote jessikitty
I have a coworker named Dante, but he spells it like Donta. So I guess it is kind of like Chick-fil-a lol. That is his middle name though. His first name is Destini. Yeah Destiny with an I. Funny enough, one of the girls I attended elementary school with is on my facebook. She named her daughter Destini with an I too. She also always posts shit like "I love my kids. I am proud to be a mom hear me roar." Blech.
Went to high school with a guy named Dante, spelled Danta. It was funny whenever he would get called to the principle's office on the P.A. and they'd pronounce his name just like it's spelled.
Did people call him DATA, like from Star Trek TNG?
Just a handful of the gems here (excluding a LOT of names since there's so many):
- Abcde (yes, just like the alphabet A-B-C-D-E) - Huckleberry - Trapper (like those notebooks I got in grade school?) - Destino (male version of Destiny?) - Fairly - Exodus - Frenchy - Zentavious - Zandy - Rip - Pooh (shit you not, this is on there. Of course it's American in origin)
Something I've noticed recently....when I look at the list of local births in the paper, I notice when the kid is the offspring of a single Moo or an unmarried couple, it tends to have a kre8ive name. Meanwhile, when I see married people have a kid, the name is usually relatively normal.
Case in point, in yesterday's paper: Born to Slutty McSlutSlut (no duh listed because my guess is she doesn't know who the duh is), a daughter Rhoddalynne. Born to John and Jane Smith, a son Jason.
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Something I've noticed recently....when I look at the list of local births in the paper, I notice when the kid is the offspring of a single Moo or an unmarried couple, it tends to have a kre8ive name. Meanwhile, when I see married people have a kid, the name is usually relatively normal.
Case in point, in yesterday's paper: Born to Slutty McSlutSlut (no duh listed because my guess is she doesn't know who the duh is), a daughter Rhoddalynne. Born to John and Jane Smith, a son Jason.
Does anyone else notice this?
single moos are more immature and give the kyd something they'd name a puppy or a unicorn!
With school being back in session, of course some of the local school class lists are in the paper. These are some of the yoo-neek names from one particular school:
Ravyn
Portia (like Brutus' wife?)
Aric (because E's are so last year)
Ceigan ("Keegan," I think)
Daltton ('cause one T isn't kre8ive)
Gauge
Abbygayle AND Abbigale (in the same class)
Jaymz
Ryleigh
Kamryn
Macaria
Anderson (isn't this a surname?)
Zeniff (Momma couldn't pronounce Zenith without no front teef)
Braelynn
Cael ("Kyle?")
Lethia
Holden
Maddisyn
Bryley (is this even a real name?)
Arieona (thought it was "Areola" at first)
Allistair
Sully
Autumm
Ky'dran
Tonai
Bobbidi (I hope they have no siblings named "Bibbidi" and "Boo")
Tivon
Espn (like ESPN? What Daddy was watching the whole time Moo was giving birth?)
Friend of mine wrote me an email the other day. She was giving an excuse why she was late with something. Had to go take care of her 'Autistic grandson LEXINGTON' HUH? I hope they call him 'Lex' Lexington is a town in Virginia. LOL
"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
Yeah I was thinking Catcher in the Rye too. Holden is kind of a cool name in my opinion, but I also used to think that about Aidan til that got ruined. lol.
I figured at least a couple of those were real names, but alas, I can no longer check baby name sites for clarification because the bullshit names are on them too.
Bet it's a real kick in the vag that there's two Abbys in the same class with kre8ively-spelled names. I'm sure each of their Moos deliberately misspelled the names so their pweshus would stand out from the crowd. But since fucking everybody gives their kids kre8ive names, this is what happens. Though some faith in humanity was restored as I saw some normal named like Emily and Zack and Josh - the list I gave is from, I think, six grades. And I left out everything ending in "-aden" and "-ayden" because there were just too many of those to list.
