Kre8ive Names

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Snark Shark
"Gauge"

everyone can call him "12".

"Cael ("Kyle?")"

I'm thinking Kale, the terrible vegetable!

Cael is pronounced like kale, and it's actually a pretty well-respected Irish name.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

Got another list from a local middle school. Channeling kre8ive and/or yoo-neek names...:

Armani (middle name possibly "Gucci" since we're talking brands)

Kolan (like "Colon?")

Devanie

Eethan

Rohnin ("ronin?")

Tyniecia

Acen (Ace-en? Ack-en? No idea.)

Alectra

Kenidee

Patiance (Hooray for Momma's grammar skills)

Selkie (is this short for something?)

Aaleigaha

Faraz

Utah (of all the states you could name a kid after, you pick Utah?)

Ariyahna

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Selkie - It's a mythological seal that sheds its skin once upon land and becomes a beautiful woman.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

"Kenidee"

GOOD GAWD.

like that name isn't annoying and trendy enough when it's spelled RIGHT.

Modern way to name your child:

1) Open Wikipedia
2) Click "Random article"
3) If the title has multiple words, pick the 2nd word.

My non-existent kid will be named Cello.

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KABA
Modern way to name your child:

1) Open Wikipedia
2) Click "Random article"
3) If the title has multiple words, pick the 2nd word.

My non-existent kid will be named Cello.

Mine will be Swift, which is actually kind of cool.

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KABA
Modern way to name your child:

1) Open Wikipedia
2) Click "Random article"
3) If the title has multiple words, pick the 2nd word.

My non-existent kid will be named Cello.

River

It's your hell; you rot in it!

@reaperess, your non-existent child would also share a name with The Doctor's wife, River Song.

But ooo, I wanna play too. Consulting Wikipedia's random article-fu, and my non-existent child's (or "angel clump's") name will be "Trichoobscura." This is the name of a genus of mites.

Just for the hell of it, I tried it 5 more times. The names I got were:

Flagpole
Schiffer
Point
Lorlanges
Verija

Okay, so my next period will be named "Lorlanges."

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Trying the Wikipedia trick I got Smith.

"Chasers." (from some movie called "Wormhole Chasers.") Wouldn't be surprised--one of my neighbor's blah, whiny, scrawny little grandsons is called Hunter.

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KABA
Modern way to name your child:

1) Open Wikipedia
2) Click "Random article"
3) If the title has multiple words, pick the 2nd word.

My non-existent kid will be named Cello.

I got Solari

I wonder if I have Centauri blood?

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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The first time I tried I got 'House' (from the article 'Export House'). I think I might upgrade it to 'Domicile' for a fancier sound.

I decided I wanted an "ethnic name" as well, so I tried French but go 'Structure' which doesn't sound exotic enough. I tried again with Italian, which sort of worked, but not as expected - I got 'Zeilinger' from the astoroid '48681 Zeilinger', which sounds foreign but not at all Italian. This is hard work! After that I got a sports team, but the name at least sounds right: 'L'Hospitalet'. I don't speak Italian, but it looks like I ended up rather close to where I started.

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Cambion
@reaperess, your non-existent child would also share a name with The Doctor's wife, River Song.

Which does rather make it awesome. I don't want to name my period, "River," though.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

Poland
District
Braybrook
Golden
Brightest

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

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michaela
Poland
District
Braybrook
Golden
Brightest

My golden child would be the brightest one, but I guess you're biased toward some other trait.

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michaela
Poland
District
Braybrook
Golden
Brightest

My golden child would be the brightest one, but I guess you're biased toward some other trait.

That, or Golden was jaundiced at birth, and some retarded moo would take that as some supernatural sign that s/he was "Da Golden Chyld."

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

This works with Encyclopedia Dramatica, too. OBSERVE

Digimon
Virginmobile (as in "The Virginmobile," not the telecom company)
Fanfiction
Copypasta
Engrish
Sexsomnia
Hammer
Cyrillic
Mecha-Dildo
Twink
Moar
Asshole

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

And I have returned with even more names of future ass-wipers:

Kein (Kine? Keen? Kay-in?)

Kizae

Danyell (would be so funny if kid was mute)

Jolon

Crimson

Mirkesa

Makeena

Jazmin (hai future porn star)

Nimue (Nemo? Nih-moo? Nye-mew?)

Xzander

Paighten

Katara (like the girl from Avatar: The Last Airbender? That's quite an idol to try to live up to)

Ireland

Jurni (because spelling it properly isn't yoo-neek)

Heaven (I guess spelling it backwards is no longer trendeigh)

Jory (combination of Joe and Jerry?)

Meisi (Maisy? Mee-see? May-sai?)

Naveya (maybe when she dies, she'll go to ayevan. UK's version of heaven, I guess.)

Mckaylin

Synovia

Chyann (Cheyenne?)

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"Kizae"

other kyds will call him/her/it CRAZY.

"Xzander"

WTF!!!! the Z is in the PRONOUNCIATION, not the SPELLING!!!

"Paighten"

PRINCESS PAIGHTEN!!! YOUR PONY IS HERE!!!

"Jurni"

With their bestselling albums "Escype", "Frontyeers", and "Deparrchure".

Dear parents of SADHBH,
It ins't everyone else's fault no-one can spell it.
It isn't everyone else's fault no-one can pronounce it.
It IS your fault your little princess has a whole load of attitude about the above. What does it mean anyway?
'white middle class pretentious nonsense- brokers?'
Tossers!

Nimue (Nemo? Nih-moo? Nye-mew?)

Nih moo weh

One of the Ladies of the Lake from Merlin-Camelot-Arthur fame.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

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Nimue (Nemo? Nih-moo? Nye-mew?)

Nih moo weh

One of the Ladies of the Lake from Merlin-Camelot-Arthur fame.

That's what I was thinking. Wasn't she an evil bitch if I remember the story right? I might have named kittens Lancelot and Guinivere but I drew the line at Nimue.

Yeah - those Arthurian dudes sure knew how to pick 'em. Merlin fell in lurve with her, and she led him on, even though she didn't give two shits about him. What she *did* want was his magics. So... she used her feminine wiles on him and got him to teach her how to do that voodoo he do so well. He taught her some sort of spell that allowed her to trap him. Dumbass. It's like an Arthurian magical non-baybee-making OOPS.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

"Crimson"

and Clover?

Over and Over?

I was in McDonalds today, trying to cure my epic PMS craving for a fish sandwich. Not just any fish would do - pre-formed fish patty topped with cheese that was mined in a dairy deposit adjacent to the Velveeta mine. Don't know why. It totally hit the spot, though.

Anyway, I'm in McD's, and this feral brat of about three was running all over the place, completely unchecked by her white-trash moo. Don't worry - I'm getting to the name. Anyway, this brat was a chubby little dumpling of a thing (I'm a chubby little dumpling of a thing, but I'm cute, intelligent, perky, and humble, lol). She alternated between waving her fat little arm and wailing, then looking at the food and giggling. She wailed again, wandered off, fell over, and Moo just stood there at the counter waiting for the piglet to come back before she would order.

They arrived at the drink station, and Bratleigh flailed at the soda fountain, "Want toe-duh! Want toe-duh!!!"

Moo replied in her little insipid voice that of course Bratleigh could have some soda.

I've saved the name for last... The entire time, it was "Prunella, where are you going? Prunella, don't go far. Yes you can have soda, Prunella."

Prune-ella. I know it's a real name. It's an old-fashioned name. I have utmost respect for old-fashioned names, but naming a brat Prunella in this day and age - Ummmm, NO!

Google tells me that prunella is this:



But I see this:



It's your hell; you rot in it!