Kre8ive Names

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KABA
Modern way to name your child:

1) Open Wikipedia
2) Click "Random article"
3) If the title has multiple words, pick the 2nd word.

My non-existent kid will be named Cello.

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reaperess
I was in McDonalds today, trying to cure my epic PMS craving for a fish sandwich. Not just any fish would do - pre-formed fish patty topped with cheese that was mined in a dairy deposit adjacent to the Velveeta mine. Don't know why. It totally hit the spot, though.

Anyway, I'm in McD's, and this feral brat of about three was running all over the place, completely unchecked by her white-trash moo. Don't worry - I'm getting to the name. Anyway, this brat was a chubby little dumpling of a thing (I'm a chubby little dumpling of a thing, but I'm cute, intelligent, perky, and humble, lol). She alternated between waving her fat little arm and wailing, then looking at the food and giggling. She wailed again, wandered off, fell over, and Moo just stood there at the counter waiting for the piglet to come back before she would order.

They arrived at the drink station, and Bratleigh flailed at the soda fountain, "Want toe-duh! Want toe-duh!!!"

Moo replied in her little insipid voice that of course Bratleigh could have some soda.

I've saved the name for last... The entire time, it was "Prunella, where are you going? Prunella, don't go far. Yes you can have soda, Prunella."

Prune-ella. I know it's a real name. It's an old-fashioned name. I have utmost respect for old-fashioned names, but naming a brat Prunella in this day and age - Ummmm, NO!

Google tells me that prunella is this:

But I see this:

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trekkie monster
Latrina! She's an actual person who puts her kid in pageants.
Daily! It has an inane spelling like Daylee or something similar. But Daily!

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jessikitty

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drake
One of my friends has a daughter, and in that daughters class was a girl with the name ''Countess'.
I shit you not...

Wasn't there an African American actress named that? I think she was on Moesha or one of those sitcoms when there used to be UPN.

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jessikitty
We have a new salesperson at work. Her name is Shamonica. Lol. I think of shamrocks, shamwows, and shamalamadingdong. Her last name begins with an SH as well. I guess her parents thought that would be cute? Why not just Monica? She says she prefers to be called Shay. Well atleast Shay as far as I know, is an actual name for a girl. Lol.

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Snark Shark
makes me think of SHARONA.


"MY MY MY MY MYYYYYYYY SHARONA!!"