Kre8ive Names

Oh come on, now! I just saw the first name of a patient was.....

wait for it....


Cutie.


Really???? Only one job in the world for someone doomed with that name.

Edit: wait, oh, wait! I just looked at the date of birth.... she's in her 70's! How very unusual. I thought for sure she would be 8 or 9.

One of my cousins, who is only in her late 30s, already has a grandson. Name: Kaysen.

Seen on the back of an SMooV today: Koadie. I'm guessing it's pronounced Cody but that's just a guess. I feel sorry for that kid's teachers.

You know which "trendee" name I really hate?

Brayden.

It looks and sounds RIDICULOUS.

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George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
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Koadie,Kody, Monika, Kraig and Karen are all the Polish (and some other related languages)spellings, the hard C is spelt as a K never the soft C. Which is how you can tell the geniune cultural ones from the made up ones

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You know which "trendee" name I really hate?

Brayden.

It looks and sounds RIDICULOUS.

Also, Braysen, Braysin, Braylin, Braylen, and Braylynn.

Stop it with the Bray-x already!

A kre8ive spelling on Madison (one of the ridiculous trendy names anyway): Madasinn. Saw this one at work.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

I Googled "Mikeighla" once as a joke... and got results! :smn

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

I remember watching a show and every character had a "unique" name. I can't remember all five, but one I do remember is Brynnleigh.

ETA: For the heck of it, I googled "Breeyonnah". I actually got results!

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"Be yourself, no matter what. Some will adore you, and some will hate everything about you, but who cares?

It's your life. Make the most out of it."

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I Googled "Mikeighla" once as a joke... and got results! :smn

Oh, that hurts.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.

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http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.

Like in Sir Walter Raleigh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh

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http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.

Like in Sir Walter Raleigh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh

As a GIRL'S name?

I was pronouncing it RAY-LEE.

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http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.

Like in Sir Walter Raleigh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh

As a GIRL'S name?

I was pronouncing it RAY-LEE.

Could be right, you know in breederese - qxiotol is pronounced Bob.

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Or Rally's hamburgers!

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I miss my little feather baby.

Here's a couple I saw in my local paper this morning:

-Bromwyn (with siblings named Shaughnessy and Adelie)

-Neelah (with sisters named Nevaeh and Niyah. The brother's name? Noah.)

-A baby named Zachariah has siblings with these names (ages mentioned to make this even trashier):

• Zariah (7)
• Zy'Ere (5)
• X-Zander (6)
• Isaac (The only normal name; his age isn't mentioned, but I have a feeling he's four years old.)
• Kyé-Vaughn (3)
• Zachiah (2)
• Haze (11 months)

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Here's a couple I saw in my local paper this morning:

-Bromwyn (with siblings named Shaughnessy and Adelie)

-Neelah (with sisters named Nevaeh and Niyah. The brother's name? Noah.)

-A baby named Zachariah has siblings with these names (ages mentioned to make this even trashier):

• Zariah (7)
• Zy'Ere (5)
• X-Zander (6)
• Isaac (The only normal name; his age isn't mentioned, but I have a feeling he's four years old.)
• Kyé-Vaughn (3)
• Zachiah (2)
• Haze (11 months)

This Moo probably has a ZIPPER on her vag. If she doesn't, she could easliy get one sewn in from it being so stretched out.

Oh, and the kids names leave me mostly speechless.:eh??

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I miss my little feather baby.

These aren't TOO far "out there," especially the latter, but I did have classmates in high school (my year) named Sage and Rosemary. No, they were not related. Yes, I wish there were a Parsley and Thyme in the mix too because I would find it amusing.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

I was out black Friday shopping and my cashier's name tag said "QUE WMS." My only guess is the first name is Que and Wms could be an abbreviation for Williams.

Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

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Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

After Emperor Tiberius, perhaps?

...actually, no, fuck it. How many breeders are going to know who he is? eyes2

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

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Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

After Emperor Tiberius, perhaps?

...actually, no, fuck it. How many breeders are going to know who he is? eyes2

Also: James Tiberius Kirk!

:nerd

The very first thing I thought of was Captain Kirk. I would also bet money that's where they got it.

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Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

After Emperor Tiberius, perhaps?

...actually, no, fuck it. How many breeders are going to know who he is? eyes2

Also: James Tiberius Kirk!

:nerd

Oh! How did I forget that? I'm gonna have my Trekkie licence revoked.

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Tiberius Gracchus was a Roman emperor. Who was clubbed to death.

It's your hell; you rot in it!

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Tiberius Gracchus was a Roman emperor. Who was clubbed to death.

...there goes my historian licence as well!

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mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader