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Re: Kre8ive Names
November 12, 2012
Oh come on, now! I just saw the first name of a patient was.....

wait for it....


Cutie.


Really???? Only one job in the world for someone doomed with that name.

Edit: wait, oh, wait! I just looked at the date of birth.... she's in her 70's! How very unusual. I thought for sure she would be 8 or 9.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 15, 2012
One of my cousins, who is only in her late 30s, already has a grandson. Name: Kaysen.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 15, 2012
Seen on the back of an SMooV today: Koadie. I'm guessing it's pronounced Cody but that's just a guess. I feel sorry for that kid's teachers.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 17, 2012
You know which "trendee" name I really hate?

Brayden.

It looks and sounds RIDICULOUS.

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Re: Kre8ive Names
November 17, 2012
Koadie,Kody, Monika, Kraig and Karen are all the Polish (and some other related languages)spellings, the hard C is spelt as a K never the soft C. Which is how you can tell the geniune cultural ones from the made up ones
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 18, 2012
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You know which "trendee" name I really hate?

Brayden.

It looks and sounds RIDICULOUS.

Also, Braysen, Braysin, Braylin, Braylen, and Braylynn.

Stop it with the Bray-x already!
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 18, 2012
A kre8ive spelling on Madison (one of the ridiculous trendy names anyway): Madasinn. Saw this one at work.

It's your hell; you rot in it!
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 18, 2012
I Googled "Mikeighla" once as a joke... and got results! :smn

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Re: Kre8ive Names
November 19, 2012
I remember watching a show and every character had a "unique" name. I can't remember all five, but one I do remember is Brynnleigh.

ETA: For the heck of it, I googled "Breeyonnah". I actually got results! saying 'wtf'

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Re: Kre8ive Names
November 19, 2012
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I Googled "Mikeighla" once as a joke... and got results! :smn

Oh, that hurts.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
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toomanybrats
http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.



Like in Sir Walter Raleigh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh

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Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
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toomanybrats
http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.



Like in Sir Walter Raleigh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh

As a GIRL'S name?

I was pronouncing it RAY-LEE.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
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toomanybrats
http://imgur.com/gallery/Q7Gjr

Please help me pronounce this name: Raleigh.



Like in Sir Walter Raleigh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh

As a GIRL'S name?

I was pronouncing it RAY-LEE.

Could be right, you know in breederese - qxiotol is pronounced Bob.

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Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
Or Rally's hamburgers!

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I miss my little feather baby.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
Here's a couple I saw in my local paper this morning:

-Bromwyn (with siblings named Shaughnessy and Adelie)

-Neelah (with sisters named Nevaeh and Niyah. The brother's name? Noah.)

-A baby named Zachariah has siblings with these names (ages mentioned to make this even trashier):

  • Zariah (7)
  • Zy'Ere (5)
  • X-Zander (6)
  • Isaac (The only normal name; his age isn't mentioned, but I have a feeling he's four years old.)
  • Kyé-Vaughn (3)
  • Zachiah (2)
  • Haze (11 months)
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 23, 2012
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Here's a couple I saw in my local paper this morning:

-Bromwyn (with siblings named Shaughnessy and Adelie)

-Neelah (with sisters named Nevaeh and Niyah. The brother's name? Noah.)

-A baby named Zachariah has siblings with these names (ages mentioned to make this even trashier):

  • Zariah (7)
  • Zy'Ere (5)
  • X-Zander (6)
  • Isaac (The only normal name; his age isn't mentioned, but I have a feeling he's four years old.)
  • Kyé-Vaughn (3)
  • Zachiah (2)
  • Haze (11 months)


This Moo probably has a ZIPPER on her vag. If she doesn't, she could easliy get one sewn in from it being so stretched out.

Oh, and the kids names leave me mostly speechless.:eh??

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I miss my little feather baby.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 24, 2012
These aren't TOO far "out there," especially the latter, but I did have classmates in high school (my year) named Sage and Rosemary. No, they were not related. Yes, I wish there were a Parsley and Thyme in the mix too because I would find it amusing.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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Re: Kre8ive Names
November 24, 2012
I was out black Friday shopping and my cashier's name tag said "QUE WMS." My only guess is the first name is Que and Wms could be an abbreviation for Williams.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 25, 2012
Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

It's your hell; you rot in it!
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 25, 2012
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reaperess
Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

After Emperor Tiberius, perhaps?

...actually, no, fuck it. How many breeders are going to know who he is? smile rolling left righteyes2

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Re: Kre8ive Names
November 25, 2012
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strange aeons
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reaperess
Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

After Emperor Tiberius, perhaps?

...actually, no, fuck it. How many breeders are going to know who he is? smile rolling left righteyes2

Also: James Tiberius Kirk!

:nerd

The very first thing I thought of was Captain Kirk. I would also bet money that's where they got it.
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 25, 2012
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Snark Shark
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strange aeons
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reaperess
Tyberius. Seriously. Could it have been after Tiberius Gracchus? Ummm - that guy was clubbed to death.

After Emperor Tiberius, perhaps?

...actually, no, fuck it. How many breeders are going to know who he is? smile rolling left righteyes2

Also: James Tiberius Kirk!

:nerd

Oh! How did I forget that? I'm gonna have my Trekkie licence revoked. sad smiley

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Re: Kre8ive Names
November 25, 2012
Tiberius Gracchus was a Roman emperor. Who was clubbed to death.

It's your hell; you rot in it!
Re: Kre8ive Names
November 25, 2012
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reaperess
Tiberius Gracchus was a Roman emperor. Who was clubbed to death.

...there goes my historian licence as well!

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

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