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Re: Kre8ive Names
February 04, 2013
The latest kre8tive names in my local paper's birth announcements section.

- DéMarea Aviona

- Dant'e Gerald Love Jr.

-Crue Philip-Eugene (with siblings named Sierra Nicole-Paige, Dade Joseph-Kie, Wren Liberty-Gail and Ryvr Lynn-Louise)

And last week's my cousin's brother-in law became a first time father to a girl named Hadleigh.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 05, 2013
From the files of my work:

Audio.

Obviously one hell of a squealing shitsack, that one.

Re: Kre8ive Names
February 05, 2013
Just saw this one today:

Rileigh.

Is that based on the name Riley, or did someone forget how to spell Sir Walter's last name?
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 16, 2013
Not creative but stupid. Wesson (after the cooking oil?)
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 16, 2013
Jexa.

Come on now, the object is not to maximize your Scrabble points.

Also, the president behind the Emankipation Proklamation, Linkoln!

Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 20, 2013
From work last night: Buffetta. All I could think of was buffet. What are people thinking?
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 20, 2013
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nonbrataholic
From work last night: Buffetta. All I could think of was buffet. What are people thinking?

waving hellolarious

That they like all-you-can-eat restaurants?

their next kyd: Salad Bar! bouncing and laughing

I met a kid named Saladi. I'm not kidding!

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Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 21, 2013
And the names for tonight are Essence and Careth.
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 21, 2013
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nonbrataholic
And the names for tonight are Essence and Careth.

The name Essence makes me wonder why moo went name shopping at her local strip club.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 21, 2013
You guys are funny. I'll see what I get tonight.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 22, 2013
Tonight's names are:
Theophilus
Puttice
Malverse
No more after this unless they're extra speshul
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 22, 2013
Puttice? That sounds like something ya need to take antibiotics for.

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Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 22, 2013
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drake
Puttice? That sounds like something ya need to take antibiotics for.
I about spit out my drink when I read that. All I could think if was pumice.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 22, 2013
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Snark Shark
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nonbrataholic
Tonight's names are:
Theophilus
Puttice
Malverse
No more after this unless they're extra speshul

WHERE do you find this shit? waving hellolarious

"Puttice" sounds like another word for VOMIT.
Lol. I do surveys and these are some of the people I've talked to.
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 22, 2013
Tales from the print shop, part five million

Yesterday, I assembled pedophile catalogs child beauty pageant programs. One of the girls had a 'common' kre8tiv first name (same as Sarah Palin's whore daughter) paired with a middle name of Zailee.

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Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 23, 2013
Seen much too often: Jorja.

Um, what do you mean you can pronounce a "g" like a "j"? Why didn't someone tell me that?

Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 23, 2013
Best last name ever. Drinkwine.
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 24, 2013
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nonbrataholic
Best last name ever. Drinkwine.

A more hardcore relation of Ms Drinkwater's, perhaps?

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Re: Kre8ive Names
February 25, 2013
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Snark Shark
"Jorja."

sweet JORJA brown!!! waving hellolarious it's like a STAR TREK spelling!

Maybe it's pronounced "whorehay"
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 27, 2013
The names on this article.
Menageatrois? Joytotheworld? Holden Hiscock? What the actual fuck?

http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/110917/lesson_three_your_kids_names
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
February 27, 2013
Jeneaver.

If you're naming your daughter something that rhymes with "beaver", you're really doing it wrong.

Mkya.

Don't give your kids stupid names, Mkya? 'Cause people will think they're stupid, Mkya? And no one can spell them, Mkya? Mkya, kids?

Mkya, Mr. Mackey.

Re: Kre8ive Names
March 05, 2013
I actually have some "you-neek" names to share...and they're worthy of eyerolls:

1: Diamoneek (a variation on the QVC "Diamonique" cubic zirconia brand, it seems)

2: Knyle (a variation of "Niall", the Irish name, perhaps?)

3: NyQuel (I don't know whose bright idear this one was, but considering I had to verify this person was a real person--and actually existed? I don't wanna know what the parental units were thinking!)

4: Dreama (What? Dreama little dream? Or?)

Just had to get this off my mind...now, where's my brain bleach?

Cheers,

An Iron Butterfly
Re: Kre8ive Names
March 05, 2013
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an.iron.butterfly

3: NyQuel (I don't know whose bright idear this one was, but considering I had to verify this person was a real person--and actually existed? I don't wanna know what the parental units were thinking!)

4: Dreama (What? Dreama little dream? Or?)

Just had to get this off my mind...now, where's my brain bleach?

Cheers,

An Iron Butterfly

Parental units might have been drinking cold medicine.

And :1welcome
Re: Kre8ive Names
March 05, 2013
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an.iron.butterfly
I actually have some "you-neek" names to share...and they're worthy of eyerolls:


2: Knyle (a variation of "Niall", the Irish name, perhaps?)


...and bob that's what he'll do

OHHHHH!


Little boy blew - he had to he needed da money


OHHHHHH!!! /Andew Dice Clay

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Re: Kre8ive Names
March 10, 2013
NyQuel? That is hilarious! waving hellolarious I don't suppose this kid is from Houston, where drinking cough syrup is a pastime for some folks. Hope that kid is able to change his/her name at some point.
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