Kre8ive Names

The latest kre8tive names in my local paper's birth announcements section.

- DéMarea Aviona

- Dant'e Gerald Love Jr.

-Crue Philip-Eugene (with siblings named Sierra Nicole-Paige, Dade Joseph-Kie, Wren Liberty-Gail and Ryvr Lynn-Louise)

And last week's my cousin's brother-in law became a first time father to a girl named Hadleigh.

From the files of my work:

Audio.

Obviously one hell of a squealing shitsack, that one.

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Just saw this one today:

Rileigh.

Is that based on the name Riley, or did someone forget how to spell Sir Walter's last name?

Not creative but stupid. Wesson (after the cooking oil?)

Jexa.

Come on now, the object is not to maximize your Scrabble points.

Also, the president behind the Emankipation Proklamation, Linkoln!

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From work last night: Buffetta. All I could think of was buffet. What are people thinking?

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From work last night: Buffetta. All I could think of was buffet. What are people thinking?

larious

That they like all-you-can-eat restaurants?

their next kyd: Salad Bar!

I met a kid named Saladi. I'm not kidding!

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"Be yourself, no matter what. Some will adore you, and some will hate everything about you, but who cares?

It's your life. Make the most out of it."

And the names for tonight are Essence and Careth.

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And the names for tonight are Essence and Careth.

The name Essence makes me wonder why moo went name shopping at her local strip club.

You guys are funny. I'll see what I get tonight.

Tonight's names are:
Theophilus
Puttice
Malverse
No more after this unless they're extra speshul

Puttice? That sounds like something ya need to take antibiotics for.

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I miss my little feather baby.

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Puttice? That sounds like something ya need to take antibiotics for.

I about spit out my drink when I read that. All I could think if was pumice.

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Tonight's names are:
Theophilus
Puttice
Malverse
No more after this unless they're extra speshul

WHERE do you find this shit? larious

"Puttice" sounds like another word for VOMIT.

Lol. I do surveys and these are some of the people I've talked to.

Tales from the print shop, part five million

Yesterday, I assembled pedophile catalogs child beauty pageant programs. One of the girls had a 'common' kre8tiv first name (same as Sarah Palin's whore daughter) paired with a middle name of Zailee.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

Seen much too often: Jorja.

Um, what do you mean you can pronounce a "g" like a "j"? Why didn't someone tell me that?

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Best last name ever. Drinkwine.

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Best last name ever. Drinkwine.

A more hardcore relation of Ms Drinkwater's, perhaps?

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"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
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"Jorja."

sweet JORJA brown!!! larious it's like a STAR TREK spelling!

Maybe it's pronounced "whorehay"

The names on this article.
Menageatrois? Joytotheworld? Holden Hiscock? What the actual fuck?

http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/110917/lesson_three_your_kids_names

Jeneaver.

If you're naming your daughter something that rhymes with "beaver", you're really doing it wrong.

Mkya.

Don't give your kids stupid names, Mkya? 'Cause people will think they're stupid, Mkya? And no one can spell them, Mkya? Mkya, kids?

Mkya, Mr. Mackey.

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I actually have some "you-neek" names to share...and they're worthy of eyerolls:

1: Diamoneek (a variation on the QVC "Diamonique" cubic zirconia brand, it seems)

2: Knyle (a variation of "Niall", the Irish name, perhaps?)

3: NyQuel (I don't know whose bright idear this one was, but considering I had to verify this person was a real person--and actually existed? I don't wanna know what the parental units were thinking!)

4: Dreama (What? Dreama little dream? Or?)

Just had to get this off my mind...now, where's my brain bleach?

Cheers,

An Iron Butterfly

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3: NyQuel (I don't know whose bright idear this one was, but considering I had to verify this person was a real person--and actually existed? I don't wanna know what the parental units were thinking!)

4: Dreama (What? Dreama little dream? Or?)

Just had to get this off my mind...now, where's my brain bleach?

Cheers,

An Iron Butterfly

Parental units might have been drinking cold medicine.

And :1welcome

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I actually have some "you-neek" names to share...and they're worthy of eyerolls:


2: Knyle (a variation of "Niall", the Irish name, perhaps?)

...and bob that's what he'll do

OHHHHH!


Little boy blew - he had to he needed da money


OHHHHHH!!! /Andew Dice Clay

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NyQuel? That is hilarious! larious I don't suppose this kid is from Houston, where drinking cough syrup is a pastime for some folks. Hope that kid is able to change his/her name at some point.