Kre8ive Names

Brandee and Miel.

(Miel is French for "honey".)

You're probably thinking these aren't too bad.

They were given to boys.

---

Oh my Jupiter, would you look at this! I found these after Googling "stupid kid names".

Quote

Patronne Dextrexxe Brooks

Pearlie Mae Cobbins

Anal Exceus

Tito Kunta Hunt

Whithworth Treasure

Willie Nelson de Ochoa

Shi'tia Alford

Heavenleigh Flores

Dacodunn Ahito Dante Antoine

Stylz Montavian Murry

Aristotle Onassis Harris

Chastity Spotts

Charmin Crew

Petrono Tum Pu

Joey Perfecto

Found here.

--------------

mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Chastity Spotts??

Sounds like some sick code phrase for a virgin having the mythical blood on the sheets after her first sexual encounter

From the "normal name spelled in a retarded manner" files:

Thail-ar

Pronounced Taylor. It was a girl.

_____________________________________________________________________________________________
"Not every ejaculation deserves a name" - George Carlin

I saw this very name today. Up until now, I thought I had seen it all. Here it is:

NOSFERATU.

Yes, as in that silent film from 1922 starring Max Schreck as the Dracula wannabe. Why would anyone name their kid after something like this?

Didn't they get sued for making the film anyway, though?

--------------

mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Quote
Snark Shark

Quote
strange aeons
Didn't they get sued for making the film anyway, though?

YES, they did, and had to pay money to the estate (or Stokers widow, I'm not sure on that detail).



Classic movie, BTW. though watching a silent film certainly feels a bit odd. I'm so used to dialogue and sound effects!

Same, but it's funny how it's still creepy after all these years. That one scene where the main character looks behind a door and finds Count Orlok just... standing there... it's just eerie. I wish modern horror movies were that creepy.

--------------

mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Did you guys see Shadow of the Vampire?

If ya haven't, Willem Dafoe makes a perfect Max Schreck.

~~~~~~~~~~~
I miss my little feather baby.

One from my woodshop class:

Shaynaliz

----------
"Be yourself, no matter what. Some will adore you, and some will hate everything about you, but who cares?

It's your life. Make the most out of it."

Saw this one in the newspaper: Bridger.

~~~~~~~~~~~
I miss my little feather baby.

Another from the same class: Quyese

----------
"Be yourself, no matter what. Some will adore you, and some will hate everything about you, but who cares?

It's your life. Make the most out of it."

She named her boy Gomer - weellll Goooolllyyyeeee

Quote
aliceblue
She named her boy Gomer - weellll Goooolllyyyeeee

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

--------------

mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Any moo who can't see why it's wrong to name her spawn Gomer deserves to be drawn and quartered. Was moo TRYING to paint a bulls eye on her spawn's forehead???

Quote
strange aeons

Quote
aliceblue
She named her boy Gomer - weellll Goooolllyyyeeee

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

Full Metal Jacket FTW :yr

_________________________________________________________

Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

Quote
Snark Shark
larious

"PYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"If God wanted you up there, he would've miracled your ass up there by now!"

"A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!!"

_________________________________________________________

Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

Quote
popcornculturejunkie

Quote
strange aeons

Quote
aliceblue
She named her boy Gomer - weellll Goooolllyyyeeee

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

Full Metal Jacket FTW :yr

Brilliant film, isn't it? R Lee Ermey FTW

"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?"
"Sir, I am, sir!"
"Do I make you nervous?"
"Sir-"
"'Sir' what? Were you about to call me an asshole?"

--------------

mypersonality.info

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"An oyster can play catch if u only give it the oprotunity"
Some random YouTube commenter

"hate comments will be deleted!! fuckers!"
Some random YouTube uploader

Quote
strange aeons

Quote
popcornculturejunkie

Quote
strange aeons

Quote
aliceblue
She named her boy Gomer - weellll Goooolllyyyeeee

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

Full Metal Jacket FTW :yr

Brilliant film, isn't it? R Lee Ermey FTW




"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?"
"Sir, I am, sir!"
"Do I make you nervous?"
"Sir-"
"'Sir' what? Were you about to call me an asshole?"

I actually got to see R. Lee Ermey once in person. I was in Kuwait, and he was doing a USO tour...our tent camp was a last-minute stop on his route. Sadly, I didn't get a chance to have him autograph my DVD. :bawl

_________________________________________________________

Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

Seriously, I just saw a vidcap of a news broadcast where the journalist interviewed a girl named ...

AIRWRECKA!

How do you misspell Erica?

Quote
nathanomir
Seriously, I just saw a vidcap of a news broadcast where the journalist interviewed a girl named ...

AIRWRECKA!

How do you misspell Erica?

Just pray/hope/whatever that she doesn't work in the air travel industry when she grows up.

_________________________________________________________

Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

(Shameless blog promotion: http://popcornculturejunkie.wordpress.com/)

(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

Oh, God! It's worse than I thought! I saw the meme again and Airwrecka McBride is a PARENT! What do you bet she named her kid Jetkrasha!

Here are a few I've come across recently:

Journey

Arach (pronounced Eric but reminds me of Arachnid)

Kaylion (saw this one on Facebook, at first I thought she meant to type "Kaylin." Then I poked around on her Facebook a bit more and saw that the kid's name is always spelled this way. Not sure if it's pronounced Kaylin or Kay-Lion)

Havalah-Rewlynn

Finley

here's one: Novella

So they are more words than a Novellette and fewer than a short story.
Or they are the female derivitave of the Italian Novello which means "new"

either one is beyond stupid.

Quote
checkerz
Here are a few I've come across recently:

Journey

Arach (pronounced Eric but reminds me of Arachnid)

Kaylion (saw this one on Facebook, at first I thought she meant to type "Kaylin." Then I poked around on her Facebook a bit more and saw that the kid's name is always spelled this way. Not sure if it's pronounced Kaylin or Kay-Lion)

Havalah-Rewlynn

Finley

K Y...

_______________________________________________
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Last night my sister told me that she's trying to think of baby names but isn't looking to get knocked up just yet...
Boy: Homer Eugene
Girl: Tricilla Marie

I did have to ask what Tricilla rhymes with but she didn't mind =p