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Re: Kre8ive Names
June 06, 2013
I've got a few more gems for you guys. A girl I work with recently sprogged, and when she was searching a baby book for names, these are a few that she found:

Cum-Stain-I have no words for this...just....ugh...REALLY?! (Yes, it really is spelled that way in this book, I was informed!)
Cialis- Yes, like the penis-get-hard pill! Oh boy, what if it turns out to be a girl?
Cymbalta- We've got a future manic-depressive on our hands!
Xanax- Gee, you should've just named the kid, "insert general anxiety disorder here".

In a fucking PUBLISHED BABY BOOK!!!!!!! :headbrick:headbrick:headbrick
Gawdz, people are so stoooopid, and getting stooopider! Although, cum-stain is shockingly appropriate when you consider how most children act these days! waving hellolarious

" I am surrounded by so many idiots on a daily basis that sometimes I wish my head really would explode."
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 06, 2013
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SterelizedSally
I wonder what other fucked up kids they could produce together?

The answer to your question is quite simple, my darling:
Cymbalta
Cialis
Xanax
and not to forget lil' Cum-Stain, of course!
waving hellolariouswaving hellolariouswaving hellolarious
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 07, 2013
How do you even pronounce Nevaeh?

I've seen Tequila for a girl a few times. Must have been the conception trigger.

My name is Angelia. Angela with the i added. This isn't really all that bad, but I've had trouble with it all my life. Get called An-ge-leeee-a all the time. God I hate it. Does you no good to correct them. Even if you do a few times, they always revert to their pronounciation. So, I've given up and just go with it. Also sometimes get letters added and become Angelina or Angelica.

Even though I've never had a nanosecond of wanting kids, I did make up baby names. I'm weird like that. They're Natalie Ann and Hunter Erich. Really original, huh?
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 08, 2013
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redheadedharlot
How do you even pronounce Nevaeh?

I've heard it pronounced Nuh-vay-uh

No matter what, it is one of the more ridiculous trendy names. If I ever talk to someone planing on naming a kid that I just may try to bitch slap some sense into them.
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 08, 2013
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redheadedharlot
How do you even pronounce Nevaeh?


My boss's youngest kyd is named Nevaeh. It took me forever to realize that it is Heaven spelled backwards. Real original, huh? The funny thing is, that kid is soooo not heavenly...far from it actually. She is one of the most devious 9 year olds I have ever met.
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 08, 2013
"Sarytini = Serenity"


Sarytini? That sounds like a drink that may come with little unbrellas and sparklers.

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I miss my little feather baby.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 09, 2013
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drake
"Sarytini = Serenity"


Sarytini? That sounds like a drink that may come with little unbrellas and sparklers.

Shit you not, moo signed her up for summer reading at our library. I was having a hard time pronouncing it and moo got frustrated and said, "Her name is Serenity."
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 09, 2013
And to think Serenity happens to be one of my favorite names too. Before I realized having kids was optional, I used to imagine having a daughter I named Serenity Blossom. I eventually got a doll for that.

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It's your life. Make the most out of it."
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 09, 2013
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sterilizedsally
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redheadedharlot
How do you even pronounce Nevaeh?

I've heard it pronounced Nuh-vay-uh

No matter what, it is one of the more ridiculous trendy names. If I ever talk to someone planing on naming a kid that I just may try to bitch slap some sense into them.

I've heard three pronunciations: Nuh-vay, Nuh-vay-uh, and Nuh-vye-uh

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"Be yourself, no matter what. Some will adore you, and some will hate everything about you, but who cares?

It's your life. Make the most out of it."
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 10, 2013
Today I found out that a friend of a friend has a son named Kable. Wtf?

I also had a customer at work today named Dolphin. I like dolphins, but why would anyone name their child that?
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 13, 2013
I know of a few, I had classmates in school when I was younger with names that did not really fit into US culture (from the "you named your kid WHAT? *rational friend of moo/duh chokes on craft beer*" category: Nimai, Shalika, Eleazar, Imani, Jeroboam and Takara). Yes, two couples seemingly named their kid the same thing as a jumbo wine bottle and the company that brought the world Transformers. And they were not of the cultures the names originated from either.
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 14, 2013


WTF is a Lakynn? the world 'fail' on flames
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 14, 2013
One of my cousins named her kid Keaihra. Every time I see it I keep thinking it looks like someone tried to spell diarrhea and failed.
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 21, 2013
So. Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian named their freshly hatched loaf...North. The kid is named North West. The apocalypse is near. Leaving the planet.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 21, 2013
Former student:

Chyna'v Sofine (Normal last name)

China Vee So Fine. This is a name tailor-made for Springer.
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 21, 2013
Yeah, I was about to post about that North West loaf. I think 'North South Easton West' would cover more bases.... but then... maybe South and East are for the next sprogs.
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 22, 2013
Saw this one in my local paper today: Theaphany.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 23, 2013
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randy johnson's mullet
Saw this one in my local paper today: Theaphany.
Couldn't decide whether they wanted to name their loaf Tiffany or the original Greek version Theophanes. So they created a fucktarded compromise.
Anonymous User
Re: Kre8ive Names
June 23, 2013
People are just making shit up. I don't have an issue with ethnic names (I had a Swaikorn in class last year) but the random nonsense with unnecessary punctuation (D'Avanesha, D'Vasia) or naming your kid after a product (Velveeta) needs to end.

I went to college with a guy named Commander, he pulled it off well though.
Re: Kre8ive Names
July 26, 2013
Here's one I found from an old birth announcement had in a box full of junk:

Symphony Snow (with a younger sister named Harmony).
Re: Kre8ive Names
July 27, 2013
While I wandered through Goodwill today I heard some duh saying his she brat's name over and over again. Timber. Yes, you read that right. I had to bite down on the inside of my mouth to keep from making a snarky remark or laughing.
Re: Kre8ive Names
August 04, 2013
I've got one I saw at a doctor's office recently: Gar-Ray. (Maybe supposed to be some
variation of "Gary"?!) I took a second look at the signin sheet, and yep, it was still there,
so I wasn't seeing things!

Cheers,

an.iron.butterfly
Re: Kre8ive Names
August 04, 2013
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an.iron.butterfly
I've got one I saw at a doctor's office recently: Gar-Ray. (Maybe supposed to be some
variation of "Gary"?!) I took a second look at the signin sheet, and yep, it was still there,
so I wasn't seeing things!

Cheers,

an.iron.butterfly

The Zorkcon battle cruiser began aggressive maneuvers so we ordered BATTLE STATIONS and armed the Gar Ray...

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Re: Kre8ive Names
August 05, 2013
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Snark Shark
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thom_c
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an.iron.butterfly
I've got one I saw at a doctor's office recently: Gar-Ray. (Maybe supposed to be some
variation of "Gary"?!) I took a second look at the signin sheet, and yep, it was still there,
so I wasn't seeing things!

Cheers,

an.iron.butterfly

The Zorkcon battle cruiser began aggressive maneuvers so we ordered BATTLE STATIONS and armed the Gar Ray...

the Gar Ray is a type of Manta Ray likely to work as an accountant!

OK. That does it. You guys have me LMAO. I needed it!

Cheers,

an.iron.butterhly
Re: Kre8ive Names
August 05, 2013
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Snark Shark
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satansbitch
While I wandered through Goodwill today I heard some duh saying his she brat's name over and over again. Timber. Yes, you read that right. I had to bite down on the inside of my mouth to keep from making a snarky remark or laughing.

waving hellolarious HOW COULD YOU NOT LAUGH?? AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA!!!! waving hellolariousespecially with the repetition! TIMBER! TIMBER! TIMBER! that's a lot of trees falling over!waving hellolarious

The other names are just plain tacky, but TIMBER is both tacky and funny! waving hellolarious

Ay, shiver me timber!
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