Stupid Victorian Names

I had a TOIL day and channel flipping in the daytime I stumbled upon this. I'm not sure which is worse kayden & jayden or toilet & minty badger!

I kind of like Minty Badger

Too funny. Thanks for posting.

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Zzelda
I kind of like Minty Badger

Long lost child of Paula Yates? =p

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Zzelda
I kind of like Minty Badger

Honey Minty Badger don't care ...

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Minty Badger. I think my next cat's getting that name.

Titty was a popular nickname for Victoria during the Victorian Era. The word titty or titties always makes me giggle like a sixth grader telling a dirty joke.

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stillcrazy4cats
Too funny. Thanks for posting.

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Zzelda
I kind of like Minty Badger

Honey Minty Badger don't care ...

smile

I think "Honey Badger" won at the Comedy Awards which I did not watch since I was pretty sure that infernal piece of shit 'Bridesmaids' would clean up. I was right.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

Minty Badger? I'm totally naming my cat that..

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.

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navi8orgirl
I think "Honey Badger" won at the Comedy Awards which I did not watch since I was pretty sure that infernal piece of shit 'Bridesmaids' would clean up. I was right.

you're the first person I've heard say they hated it!

(note: I've not seen it.)

Really? Because "Bridesmaids" was two hours of my life I can never regain.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

It was disjointed, hard to follow and the main character was, well, pathetic. If I want to watch pathetic people whining about their shitty lives I will hang out outside a KinderCare.

The funniest character was Melissa McCarthy but the best the writers could do was the typical fat girl jokes.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

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satansbitch
Titty was a popular nickname for Victoria during the Victorian Era. The word titty or titties always makes me giggle like a sixth grader telling a dirty joke.

Please someone here tell me that you will name your dog or cat "Titty"
I would like to hear about the neighbours' reactions as you call for your pet loudly every day.

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cassia

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satansbitch
Titty was a popular nickname for Victoria during the Victorian Era. The word titty or titties always makes me giggle like a sixth grader telling a dirty joke.

Please someone here tell me that you will name your dog or cat "Titty"
I would like to hear about the neighbours' reactions as you call for your pet loudly every day.

Minty Titty Badger. I will totally name my next cat that.

You're welcome.

"Cressida" is a Toyota model of car. eyes2

Given our own humble transportation I guess we'll be naming our (nonexistent) kid "Geo Metro."

Little "Cressida" will be in good company, as I have already met little girls named (and I am not making this up!) Infiniti and Lexus.

Oh god, please don't let Lorcan and Hamish become the new "it"-names for boys. They have already destroyed Aiden, which was a prefectly lovely name before it became so damn popular (and mangled and the name that launched a thousand other stupid names), can't they leave the rest of the Irish, Scottish, and Welsh names alone?

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randomcfchick
Little "Cressida" will be in good company, as I have already met little girls named (and I am not making this up!) Infiniti and Lexus.

Prep for the future career on a pole in Vegas.

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

They have a list of the 10 most popular baby names for males and females today. William is on the top 10 for males. I haven't seen a three year old named William in forever.Jayden and Aiden both made the list {hooray!]

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satansbitch
Titty was a popular nickname for Victoria during the Victorian Era. The word titty or titties always makes me giggle like a sixth grader telling a dirty joke.

Please someone here tell me that you will name your dog or cat "Titty"
I would like to hear about the neighbours' reactions as you call for your pet loudly every day.

I have two male foster kittens right now. How about Dick for one of them? It's a real name.

So a few days ago I met a boy named Shywhan.

Poor kid. I asked him to say his first name for me (I'd only seen it written, not heard it, and didn't wanna embarass the poor lil bastard by butchering his name), and he sighed. Not a snotty type of sigh, just a small one that indicated that he's already tired of explaining his name. He pronounced it for me, and poor kid has a bit of a speech impediment that made it hard to tell the true pronunciation, too.

Kid's only nine or so. He already sees what a pain in the ass his first name's gonna be. Not sure what his parents were thinking when they saddled him with that whopper of a name. Ugh.

I'm sorry for that kid. I think that all parents should be held to these perameters:
1.) get to computer
2.) open Microsoft word 2007 (has to be 2007)
3.) type child's intended name into a word document.
4.) if red or green line appears beneath the name, edit.
5.) repeat steps 3-4 until a decent name is configured.

This method does not apply for last names, because they always suck. larious

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.

Well my boyfriend nicknamed the cat Titty. He calls her Tittycat and she answers to it. Lmao.