Shitleigh at Starbucks

Why do Moomies think Starbucks is a great place for brats? It's the only place I can log into my work laptop because I'm technology-challenged.. and EVERY visit is greeted with Stay at Home Moomie with over-dressed spoiled brat in tow.
Today's bratleigh was pointing to Moomie's coffee and saying "It's Coffee, Mommy" "It's coffee Mommy"
27 TIMES!! (yes, I counted!) Moomie was on her cell phone. I finally hid in the bathroom, and then Moomie and Bratleigh need to use the restroom. Moomie is still on the cell phone! With brat continually talking.
I gave them both "the look"
Jesus, isn't anyplace quiet anymore?

But didn't you hear? Mommies want to be "hip".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.

"Jesus, isn't anyplace quiet anymore?"


nope.

which is why as i get older i tend to stay home more and more.

I gave them both "the look"
Jesus, isn't anyplace quiet anymore?[/quote]

Seems we both had to 'shoot the look' to a Bratlina and Moo this morning. Anyone else? I swear, if they ever confront me when I give them 'the look' I will not back down. I am getting nastier in my old age. LOL

You are not the only one to have griped about this shit - I am sure I have written about it somewhere too. Starbucks here is where professionals go to either work or hook up. Having to deal with moos treating it like a goddamned daycare center is SO infuriating. Attention lurking moos, take your shits to the fucking playground!!

But Moos must invade and buy their stupid kids babychinnos and let them squall all over the damn place. Blech.

Quote
myrna minkoff
"Jesus, isn't anyplace quiet anymore?"


nope.

which is why as i get older i tend to stay home more and more.

Sigh. I stopped going to Starbucks a long time ago. It's getting to the point where if I see some place has a lot of kyds...I turn around and leave. In fact, it's getting to the point were I think long and hard before I go out somewhere. Do I really want/ need to go? Will there be crowds of people? (Which I hate!) Will there be kyds? Famblees? (Which I hate even more!)

I'm a quiet person, mellow person...but my Aunt did liken me to a volcano. My showing of irritation or anger would be like a serene Kwai Chang Kane suddenly telling someone to "Fuck off!" I grew up with a Live and Let Live mentality, but as I grow older and get tired of being discriminated against and harrassed...I'm starting to have a "Keep tha fuck away from me" and "I don't like you either" mentality.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant

I never understood why so many people consider Strawfucks to be "hip". It's a pretentious chain restaurant that serves mediocre coffee, lousy food and sells overpriced merchandise. What in the fuck is so hip about overpaying for something so ordinary?

Why don't they take their worthless cunt droppings to McDonald's where they belong? Moocow can get coffee (it's not bad, either) and feed Laymebrayne a crappy meal, or send it in to the playpen to cavort with other Moocows' fuck trophies, where it will either fall on its head and require a visit to the ER, or contract some nasty infection that will eventually also result in a trip to the ER.

beside of moos, starbucks is also full of teenagers trying to be cool and shit. they try to be hip by ordering fancy lattes then take picture with their fancy DSLR camera, both bought by their parents' money. I can't stand starbucks.

nah, it's overpriced for me, and coffee makes my stomach acid production skyrocketing anyway.

Quote
catharsist
But didn't you hear? Mommies want to be "hip".

I can't think of anything less hip - or more square - than becoming a moocow with brat in tow.

Most of the Starfucks that were open a few years ago here in Melbourne have since shuttered their doors due to the fact that the well-established independent cafes simply made better coffee and not sugar-laden, chemical slurry only barely tolerated by fickle consumers.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Floressa Silkstream (aka lonecretin)

The pitter-patter of little feet in the hallway spells mediocrity.

I'm not a fan of Starbuck's either.. in fact I don't even drink their $4 a cup coffee... it's just the only place I know how to get on their wi-fi for work (I am technology challenged)

If I could find another place, I would in a heartbeat!

Back when I still drank coffee, I never did like Starbucks. Theirs always tasted burned and over-roasted to me. So I was never too affected by how the place has slowly morphed into the coffee equivalent of McD's, complete with shriekers. Starbucks really should just put in a McD's style kiddie play area, because that's what it's become.

Well, I'm glad I never liked StarFuck's coffee anyway. It's bitter, overpowering and gives me a gutache. I agree with randomcfchick that it tastes overbrewed and somehow burned. It's gross.

I feel bad for people who like going there, but people who use it as a business meeting place may have to find a new place to go I couldn't imagine trying to get any business done while idiot placenta-heads and their shrieking brats are running around.

Let mooos get the heart palpitations, anxiety and bleeding ulcers from too much caffeine.

I work in a Starbucks. I don't like moos and their shriekers in there. A toddler does not need a $4 Frappaccinno.