The most disgusting thing ever..

I saw this awhile ago and after having repressed it, it finally resurfaces at the worst time. I must write about this to get this out of my head. I was on the bus forever ago, minding my own business, when this "I'm gonna birth a whale" preggo gets on the bus. She was doing that annoying "I can barely move" grunt as she plopped her ass right across from me. Now I'm sorry, but when I see something really disgusting, I have this thing that keeps from looking away. I call it "the curse of the rubber neck". Well, my curse kicked in, and I looked at her huge stomach. Right when I did, the babies (im going to assume plural due to her grotesque size) began to violently push and shove around. It was like something from alien. Her gut started moving almost violently. Her response? Moan and rub it. I shit you not. I know she was whoring for attention but that had to be THE most disgusting action ever. I couldn't keep myself from making a face at it. She looked at me angrily and I just shook my head at her. God FORBID she would have said something. If I would have had to open my mouth, I probably would have soiled her stretched-to-the-limit clothing. Come to think of it, that probably would have made her look better. Brain Bleach please!

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The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.

See what we're missing? Glad that will never be us.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

This sounds familiar....didn't we run off a troll with this kind of story...? Not calling the OP a troll, just asking.

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also I am not looking for a women with kids or diseases herpes or any other sexual deceases

I used to have a mama cat. She was heavily preggers once and lying in the sun on her side, and I saw her kittens move inside her. It was kind of awesome, but then again kittehs are awesome. Of course the difference is that Mama cat didn't groan all the time and rub her swollen belly, either.

I think you were fetus stalked.

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law
I think you were fetus stalked.

I think I was too. My reaction was probably not the one she wanted. And I am a troll, just not the type of troll that we hate. We do have to watch for them though, they might show up on this thread due to every damned mommie on the planet taking such huge ass offense when anyone doesnt drop down to worship a pregnant body.

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The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.

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Miss_Hannigan
This sounds familiar....didn't we run off a troll with this kind of story...? Not calling the OP a troll, just asking.

Yeah. some bozo came here a month or two ago and posted a story similar to this but it was all unrealistic and sci-fi like. It had the moo ejecting immature fetii from parts of the body that don't do that. It was a stupid story with no redeeming qualities and nothing like that ever happens in real-life. Gory cartoons, perhaps. Anyway, that's the person that keeps coming back and posting shit in some of the administrative threads, and they keep getting deleted. We are sure they'll be back again. We also have a pretty good idea who it is.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

Absolutely horrifying. I did a Google image search today for bengal kittens today, and this picture came up (really Google, really?!). Reminded me of this thread. I cannot get over how disgusting it is to see the spawn moving around inside a moo's gut.

Pregnancy is disgusting. Period.

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Absolutely horrifying. I did a Google image search today for bengal kittens today, and this picture came up (really Google, really?!). Reminded me of this thread. I cannot get over how disgusting it is to see the spawn moving around inside a moo's gut.

I've heard that that one is fake, but i've seen similar to it in person.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

Amen, kellic. Amen.

that belly photograph has to be photoshopped.

it has to be, right?

i think it might be real but have some details enhanced using digital technology.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

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that belly photograph has to be photoshopped.

it has to be, right?

Lord can only hope so.

That would scare the shit out of me if I saw that, in fact its scaring the shit out of me now. Eww.

Eww I hate that photo, and really don't want to see it for myself IRL. Makes me squeamish. It must feel so fucking horrible, shudder, ugh.

It moved? What the fuck, it moved?! I know babies kick and all that, but I've never seen it up close. Sounds like it was creepy. And there's enough creepy stuff on the bus as it is. I would be hard-pressed to grab a skillet and whack that like I do with bugs.

Man I am so glad to meet other people who think that shit is creepy as hell. Seeing it move...that would put me off my lunch for the rest of the day, that's so gross. I know a lot of moos are into having people put their hand on the belly and feel it kick and UGH that would creep me out so bad. It gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.
and moaning while she rubs her belly? ughhh. It's like those chicks who talk about having an orgasm while giving birth.

I remember seeing a pretty clear foot when my sister was preggo. It didn't hold still long enough to take a picture however. Not that I wanted to.

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It moved? What the fuck, it moved?! I know babies kick and all that, but I've never seen it up close. Sounds like it was creepy. And there's enough creepy stuff on the bus as it is. I would be hard-pressed to grab a skillet and whack that like I do with bugs.

Yeah it was gross as hell. But there's a line here. There's kicking (weird but whatever), and then there's her whole goddamn stomach rolling an tossing like there's a rodeo inside (WTF?! Blargh). It was vile.. Seriously.. Vile..

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The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.