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CF Pic of the Day. Smugg

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tropical beach bum
CF Pic of the Day. Smugg
June 13, 2012
BIAAATCH!

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant


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Dorisan
Re: CF Pic of the Day. Smugg
June 13, 2012
hilarious
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Zzelda
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June 13, 2012
The Tragically Infertile would be weeping copiously over this!

And, of course, planning a funeral for the sex lube BAYBEE they tragically passed.

THE HORROR!

big grin
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Snark Shark
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June 13, 2012
hilarious
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fade_to_pale
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June 14, 2012
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nobodylikesyourkidbutyou
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June 14, 2012
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tropical beach bum
BIAAATCH!

hilarious

Love it! I've never seen that one before.
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thom_c
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June 14, 2012


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"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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toomanybrats
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June 14, 2012
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thom_c


SWEEEEEEEEEET!!
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tropical beach bum
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June 14, 2012
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fade_to_pale


OMGWTF BASTAAADS!!!!
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tropical beach bum
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June 14, 2012
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thom_c

Dude! That's some Mad Max, Book of Eli Shit!

Hard-Core
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miss mmr
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June 15, 2012
In case anyone needed yet another reason to be CF...


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t.
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June 15, 2012
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miss mmr
In case anyone needed yet another reason to be CF...

OMG.
Never ever ever.
(Never)

This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)
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cassia
Re: CF Pic of the Day. Smugg
June 15, 2012
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)
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t.
Re: CF Pic of the Day. Smugg
June 15, 2012
Hey, I named it "Vaginal Tear, the Joy of Childbirth"! I don't think you can be more explicit than that!
Big Grin!

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cassia
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)
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catharsist
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June 18, 2012
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t.
Hey, I named it "Vaginal Tear, the Joy of Childbirth"! I don't think you can be more explicit than that!
Big Grin!

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cassia
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)

I am so happy that I didn't eat before seeing that last picture... Horrible.

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The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.
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t.
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June 18, 2012
I agree, last picture is scaring.

Never ever EVER.
(Never)
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mumofsixbirds
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June 20, 2012
I first read it as "Vaginal Tears of Joy"....I thought, now what? Their vaginas are weeping with joy over sluicing the loaf? bouncing
I guess the vaginas are weeping alright, but not tears....hence the need for XXXXL black cotton panties.
Breeders will eventually come up with this one...instead of claiming it's a new vaginabutthole.
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amy n
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June 20, 2012
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catharsist
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t.
Hey, I named it "Vaginal Tear, the Joy of Childbirth"! I don't think you can be more explicit than that!
Big Grin!

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cassia
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)

I *was* eating oatmeal. Now I feel...sick, and like checking the strings on my IUD.
I am so happy that I didn't eat before seeing that last picture... Horrible.
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jessikitty
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June 20, 2012
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.
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michaela
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June 20, 2012
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jessikitty
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.

Because they can't martyr themselves and compete.
Moo 1: "I had a vaginal birth!"
Moo 2:"Well, I was in labor for three days!"
1:"Well, I did it without drugs!"
2: "Well, I did it in a kiddie pool!"
1: "Well, I orgasmed!"
2: "Well, I painted the house afterward!"
1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!"
2: "Well, I tore all the way through my asshole!"
Moo 3: "I had a C-section."
1 & 2: "GASP! You monster! What kind of woman are you? You aren't moooooo enough! Argle blarge moo moo moooooooooooo!"

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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t.
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June 21, 2012
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michaela
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jessikitty
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.

Because they can't martyr themselves and compete.
Moo 1: "I had a vaginal birth!"
Moo 2:"Well, I was in labor for three days!"
1:"Well, I did it without drugs!"
2: "Well, I did it in a kiddie pool!"
1: "Well, I orgasmed!"
2: "Well, I painted the house afterward!"
1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!"
2: "Well, I tore all the way through my asshole!"
Moo 3: "I had a C-section."
1 & 2: "GASP! You monster! What kind of woman are you? You aren't moooooo enough! Argle blarge moo moo moooooooooooo!"

Some tearing is common, but a 4th degree is not so much, even if I don't think there are statistic...

lol, and Mic nailed it!
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Snark Shark
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June 21, 2012
"1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!""

"Is that why you named your kyd 'Scramble'?"
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jessikitty
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June 21, 2012
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t.
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michaela
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jessikitty
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.

Because they can't martyr themselves and compete.
Moo 1: "I had a vaginal birth!"
Moo 2:"Well, I was in labor for three days!"
1:"Well, I did it without drugs!"
2: "Well, I did it in a kiddie pool!"
1: "Well, I orgasmed!"
2: "Well, I painted the house afterward!"
1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!"
2: "Well, I tore all the way through my asshole!"
Moo 3: "I had a C-section."
1 & 2: "GASP! You monster! What kind of woman are you? You aren't moooooo enough! Argle blarge moo moo moooooooooooo!"

Some tearing is common, but a 4th degree is not so much, even if I don't think there are statistic...

lol, and Mic nailed it!


That is just ridiculous. Maybe I can't say this because I have never been in the position. I have no tolerance for pain. I really don't. I am a big sissy. With that said, I don't give a shit what a bunch of other preggo bitches think. If I was in the unfortunate position of having to give birth... trying to impress a bunch of lame friends or morons on a mom forum would be the last thing on my mind. Losers.
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t.
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June 22, 2012
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Snark Shark
"1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!""

"Is that why you named your kyd 'Scramble'?"


AHAHAHAHAHAH Snark... marry me XD

Jessy, you are smart, those idiots aren't tongue
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cosmictraveler
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July 01, 2012
Thought this one was pretty cool and wanted to share! big grin


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