Guys holding baybees - HOT

This will make you hurl. The captions are the worst part.

"Don't cry just yet, our beloved Ryan Gosling has yet to procreate. But just looking at him holding a baby on set of a new film is enough to get those ovaries worked up."

http://www.buzzfeed.com/babydaddy/22-hot-guys-with-cute-babies

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blondie
get those ovaries worked up."[/i]

Whenever i see a guy holding a baybee my ovaries dry out.

Aye, when I see a guy holding a loaf, I think, "Gods he must be pussywhipped every which way." I don't even have nuts, and I know my nuts are bigger than those of a Duh holding a brat.

I don't care how hot a guy is in general. If he's got a kid, the sex appeal evaporates like water on a sidewalk in the summer.

Ranty CF goodness (updated 6.10.2013)
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blondie
get those ovaries worked up."[/i]

Whenever i see a guy holding a baybee my ovaries dry out.

No shit. I can feel my nethers shrivel when I see that. No matter how hot he is...

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Some duh stalked my knitting class with his loaf last week. I was pleasantly surprised that ten women ignored him and he left. I don't think this guy was hot or that his loaf was cute. The fucker was just creepy and it pissed me off that the duh didn't seem to want to hold it's own loaf for a lousy ten minutes.

My ovaries turn into raisins when I see a guy holding a loaf. I then laugh a little to myself about how pussywhipped he must be... Especially when I see the pajama clad wife/girlfriend barreling towards him with a pack of $50 diapers and baby clothes.

Those guys in the link are not hot, at least not to me.

A hot guy holding a baby? No thanks. My vag goes into lockdown mode. Biggest turn-off I've ever seen.

Guys holding reborns are never hot. EVER!!!

I recently saw a picture of my hot friend/coworker giving his great niece a bottle. Part of me loved the picture because HE was in it, and the other part was screaming "EEEEEWWWW, gross, honey put that down!" At least it's not his.

What about a hot guy holding furbabies? Or featherbabies?

Most likely a bunch of staged propaganda "Kodak Moment" photos to gain cheers from the Moo audience. I seriously doubt many of these fathers actually take care of those loaves on a regular basis leaving the shitty diaper changes and vomit clean up to nannies. It's like the glossy photos of glamorous Moos with every hair in place and not a pound overweight after sluicing. After the photo op, they hand over the clean and freshly scrubbed loaf to a nanny and go about their business. This of course makes the regular Moos believe sluicing and baby daddys in real life are like these people who have the money to pay someone else to actually raise their youngins' and to hire personal trainers, professional dietitians, make up artists, and nannies to do the dirty work.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

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What about a hot guy holding furbabies? Or featherbabies?

Like this?

Since the thread started with Ryan Gosling, here's the antidote

This is hot....




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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Aww, he likes babies AND animals! Who is he?

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

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toomanybrats
What about a hot guy holding furbabies? Or featherbabies?

How about a hot guy holding a snake?

Awww, get your minds out of the gutter.

My idea of sex appeal is quite different, but I have to say that any man holding a kid is anti-sexy.

I'd say it's like a cold shower, but I like cold showers, so :/ .

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

A guy holding a brat is an instant turn-off.

Guy and baby is never hot. EVER. I don't care what the guy looks like - as soon as there is a kid in his possession he becomes unattractive. On the other hand...take an average looking dude and then place a small furry little squish in his arms and...hello hottie!

You know what is even more disgusting? Seeing a hot guy wearing a snugglie with a baby in it. That is even worse!

Frankly, why are we supposed to find any man holding a baby hot? My first instinct would be to think, "Oh that must be his kid. He is spoken for and with someone else. Nevermind. Moving on. What a loser."

I am with you guys. I am getting tired of how the media is promoting this breeder shit.

Last year I worked at a kiosk at a local mall. One day during my shift I saw this guy walk by with his crotchnugget in a chest harness that he was wearing, and this guy was wearing such a frown - think the Joker from Batman with the grin upside down, the corners almost glued to his chin. And this guy was walking alongside his wife and another older child maybe 3 years old.

So much for children bringing happiness into the world...yep

When I see a cute guy with a loaf, I just think, "Oh, that's a shame,"
and keep on going. It's sad, that dead look in their eyes, like they've made the worst mistake of their lives, and they know it. At least several of the duhs I've seen have that look.
Usually, followed by a shrieking fatso in a dirty track suit pushing a stroller, nagging him as they walk by.
Cute guy walking a well-behaved dog? Now that is hott!

I never understood the man-with-a-baby = sexy photos at all. I remember back in highschool there was one particular poster like that which many of the girls had plastered all over their files and books, I had pictures of surfers and horses. Nothing with a human baybee in it is sexy. At all. Ever.

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When I see a cute guy with a loaf, I just think, "Oh, that's a shame,"
and keep on going. It's sad, that dead look in their eyes, like they've made the worst mistake of their lives, and they know it. At least several of the duhs I've seen have that look.
Usually, followed by a shrieking fatso in a dirty track suit pushing a stroller, nagging him as they walk by.
Cute guy walking a well-behaved dog? Now that is hott!

Ditto sister

love those pug and bulldog pics!!

I keep reading all these things about Gerard Butler wanting marriage and kids. But actions (with his puggy girl coming first, before human girlfriends) speak louder than words.

I get a vaguely CF vibe from him. Why not just come out...we need more spokespeople that won't be badgered into toeing the party line (Cameron Diaz, I am talking to you, sister. It is okay to not want them.)

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.