"The Postpartum Vagina Monologues" (From a Moo Forum)

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In response to everyone89, unfortunately from a male point of view what he says is spot on. Not only can you visually tell a mile away that a vagina has been used to birth a child but if you ever try to have sex with it, you will be severely disappointed. Sex is no where near as good, in fact it makes watching television or sleeping look really attractive. This is a very sad but true fact. Child birth butchers vaginas, just wish more males knew this before committing to a marriage. In my case the changes were so huge I lost all interest in sex and the relationship and it ended in divorce. These days when I date a lady I chat about how much I love children and does she have any???? the answer determines if I stay or run!

Well, he sounds like quite a dick. He's looking for a woman who loves children but doesn't have any, so he can impregnate her and then move on to a fresh pussy?

At least, that's what I assume he's looking for, because he's sure not going to entice a woman who doesn't have children and doesn't love them with that approach!

I interpreted that to mean that if he runs into a woman who has kids (and presumabely a stretched-out vagina because of it) he runs.

But he starts out by saying that he loves children. With an opening like that, a woman who hates children will run away. The only women who will stay to answer that question are women who have children (who he will run away from), or women who want to have children (or, I suppose, the rare person who loves kids but doesn't have or want them...and wants to date a duh--good luck with that!). From that I conclude he's looking for a woman who wants children, but hasn't had any yet.

Very true, yurble. Maybe the guy somehow believes that all women love chyllldrun and if he says otherwise, he'll be looked upon as a monster or something?

I admit. I make no bones about how I feel about kyds, but it took me awhile to really be able to vocalize my feelings to others, because of my fear of the consequences. Now, I understand that if I meet a person, they must like me for who I am. Warts, CFdom and all. (I don't consider being CF negative, in fact, I think it's a positive thing.)
If they don't like my values, interests or the fact that I can't stand kyds, they can hit the bricks.

I imagine that being a guy trying to find a woman who doesn't want - or hasn't yet sluiced must be difficult, like searching for a pin in a haystack.

I agree with you that his approach is all wrong. He shouldn't mention kyds or say he loves them at all, because that sets up his potential girlfriend into believing that he wants a mooo in his life. He shouldn't bring up kyds at all at first, or just simply ask if she has kyds. That way, he'll know if she has a roast-beef twat and make his decision from there.

Well, I don't hate nor dislike kids. I just don't want them near. I also like apes and bees and various kind of critters that I actually don't want around

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.

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Well, I don't hate nor dislike kids. I just don't want them near. I also like apes and bees and various kind of critters that I actually don't want around

Me too!

I like many creatures including big cats, deer, bears of all kinds, wolves and most all canines wild and domesticated, and I also think most bugs are pretty interesting too. However, I don't want any wild animals living in my house and I DAMNED sure don't want any bugs around me either. I like a lot of different people too, big and small, but I don't want them living with me.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

This is why my sister has a C section scheduled. In her words, she doesn't want to blow up her vag.

Starla175 Shares Her Cave Hole Woes with the World
I looked at mine with a hand mirror and although the outside looks the same, the inside is like a freakin' cave! It sucks... my husband says he can barely feel it when we have sex now. I've been trying to do my kegals hoping that it will come back to normal because the way it is right now is NO GOOD! I'm 8 weeks today and I LOVE my son and wouldn't trade him for anything in the world, but it sure would be nice to have my old vagina back. They ALWAYS "love" their loaf and wouldn't trade it for anything in the wooooorldd, BUT..........

MamaAliCat Gives Hubby the "5 minute rule"
I thought I was the only one. I'm still in pain from my stitches "repair. I don't know if I was cut or tore, but the resulting tragedy is a real hamper on what used to be a fun sex life. I actually feel more sorry for my husband than for myself, I've got a strict 5-minute rule because that's all the pain I can take! My doctor applied silver nitrate twice to fix the nerve endings that were left exposed.....I bet that "5 minute rule" and the fact she's hating every minute of it is a REAL aphrodisiac :sx

shameless111 Laments Lost Lips
So I finally looked down there because I had an appointment with the doctor today to discuss surgery to fix my scar tissue. I was horrified at what I saw! I am missing half a lip, I have a huge scar the whole way to my ya know and it's a wonder I can pee normally because of the scars going up. I know it will never look the same but I feel mangled. Does anyone else feel this way? I am ready to cry! but it's "all worth it!":BS

Commenter Cathy Concurs: Cavernous Cunt it is!
After my two kids my va-jay-jay is definitely different. I think about having vaginaplasty often cause its just so ugly that I don’t like to have my SO go down on me anymore. Sex definitely doesn’t feel the same, I don’t feel as tight, even though I do kegels everyday and my youngest will be 3 in August. My stomach skin did the same, just lost all elasticity and hangs here all gross. I love my little ones but I should of had a C-Section.Another Moo LOVES the baybees, but............... :BS

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

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Very true, yurble. Maybe the guy somehow believes that all women love chyllldrun and if he says otherwise, he'll be looked upon as a monster or something?

I admit. I make no bones about how I feel about kyds, but it took me awhile to really be able to vocalize my feelings to others, because of my fear of the consequences. Now, I understand that if I meet a person, they must like me for who I am. Warts, CFdom and all. (I don't consider being CF negative, in fact, I think it's a positive thing.)
If they don't like my values, interests or the fact that I can't stand kyds, they can hit the bricks.

I imagine that being a guy trying to find a woman who doesn't want - or hasn't yet sluiced must be difficult, like searching for a pin in a haystack.

I agree with you that his approach is all wrong. He shouldn't mention kyds or say he loves them at all, because that sets up his potential girlfriend into believing that he wants a mooo in his life. He shouldn't bring up kyds at all at first, or just simply ask if she has kyds. That way, he'll know if she has a roast-beef twat and make his decision from there.

Of course, let's not forget that he has at least one kid. Maybe he's trying to set them up for being step-moo. Like I said, lots of luck finding a woman who wants to be step-moo and doesn't want one of her own...there are a few women like that, but not many.

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Well, I don't hate nor dislike kids. I just don't want them near. I also like apes and bees and various kind of critters that I actually don't want around

Me too!

I like many creatures including big cats, deer, bears of all kinds, wolves and most all canines wild and domesticated, and I also think most bugs are pretty interesting too. However, I don't want any wild animals living in my house and I DAMNED sure don't want any bugs around me either. I like a lot of different people too, big and small, but I don't want them living with me.

Exactly

When my cousins were little I had no trouble in playing with them and I honestly find baby cute.
I also find baby tigers cute (cuter than human babies!) but I don't want one. Kind of like jobs, there are very cool jobs that I don't want to do xD

And now... my god. just, my god! I am celibate, but damn. I need a tubal, I am deadly afraid of getting inpig after all those moooh talking about scars where there NEVER should be one! O_O

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.

I have to go to physical therapy. The PT consists of her feeling all over my body and popping knots. I'll get right to the point. She said I should count my lucky stars that I never had a kid.

My pelvic floor is so weak I probably could not have supported a child in the 3rd trimester. My torso is very short and I have a low, stiff diaphragm. I probably would have delivered in the 6th or 7th month and ended up with a kid who had all the problems premature kids have.

A friend of mine had an "incompetent cervix"----i.e. it started to open up in her 6-7th month. Her first kid died and the second one should have. Kid 2 had a severe brain bleed at 3 days old and the doctors said he would be mentally and physically retarded and did she want to go all out or let nature take its course. Now she says to trusted friends that she wishes that she had let nature take its course. A cute little retarded kid is different from an adult kid who screams Fuck you! Fuck you! constantly and needs 24/7 attention. So sad.

Dear Goddess, I thank you for eliminating the must breed gene from my DNA! I experienced morning sickness & knew that God had yet to create a man dead or alive worthy enough for me to continue putting myslef through that torment. And sacrificing my body, health, looks and freedom for some little fucker who will become a pain in my ass and an ingrate to boot was a NEGATIVE! Reading these stories ensures that I will never regret not having kids and now I know what these breeding broads REALLY mean when they tell CF women "You don't know what you're missing!" Uhh I know, I'm glad I am "missing" it AND I definitely will pass. Malfunctioning vagina's just don't provoke me to want to join the club, ya know what I mean?

Women who fall for the motherhood myth and breeding delusion 99.9% ALWAYS
Come across as brain dead, adolescent, fairytale addicted morons! THEY CAN'T HANDLE the truth! Even when the shit they complain about is validated. They are so pathetic. Let them cry themselves a river w/ their monstrous twats!!

"Please help. vagina falling out? please help. please?
Guys, thank you so much for your help on this!

i feel so embarassed to ask this but i am so nervous and afraid. well i gave birth to my 3rd baby may 10.. thats 21 days ago. 22 days tomorrow it would be. well my labour only lasted 1 hour from first contraction to her out. i just pushed for 5 minutes 2 pushes she was out. she was 8 pounds 9 oz and 20 inches long. well this is the problem i am only 22 years old so i am weird out about this. i was showering just 20 minutes ago. and as i washed down there i felt something hanging almost out of my vagina. i felt weird so i asked my husband to please take a look. he looked and said waooooo you need to take a look for your self. he grabed a mirror and i was able to see clearly. well i saw a muscle, in the shape of like a ball. like the size of a quater almost out of my vagina. and when i push like if pushing to go second, it came even more out. i am so afraid i never saw this before. please tell me what do you think? thank you very much!!"


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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/09/woman-to-doctor-my-vagina-is-falling-out/

"....The link to the full article is after the jump, but fellas, it includes things like this: “I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, ‘Holy crap — your vagina is falling out of your body, and it’s dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!” So consider yourself warned. But to the ladies, I learned that 30 percent of you are gross and should really go see a goddamn doctor immediately.

Ladies, I know some of you have some ugly ass vaginas – I’ve been face-to-face with my fair share. It’s ok and not your fault that some of you look like you are giving birth to an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Some guys do not mind. I’m not one of those guys. It’s not a sex deal breaker, mind you – just don’t expect meat curtains to ever adorn my face. Besides, now with labia reduction surgery, you can get that nasty looking shit fixed. But that’s a purely cosmetic matter. Having your guts playing peek-a-boo when you take a leak is not...."

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

The one woman sounds like a prolapsed uterus. The guy had me laughing my ass off....and never wanting Arbys again.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

After reading all these.. I feel really good about how goddamned tight my vag is. I am ultra tight, and I am loving it!

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.

Hmmmm... after reading this whole thread, I wonder if that's the reason why my GYN deals with gyn only, and doesn't include OB. Ewwww!

As usual, I feel even more superior after reading this. Yes, I can make choices that make me happy instead of sad.....yay me!!!!

God, THIS is among the worst of the bunch!:hs


WARNING AGAIN please do NOT read if you are sensitive or about to give birth soon, gory details included in the following post...*Oh, we for sure wouldn't want to tell the truth and warm anyone else so they could possibly avoid the same fate!


On 12th August I had my baby girl, who I do love with my all my heart, it wasn't her fault what happened to me, it was the stupid midwifes and doctors. I had a forcep delivery after being stuck at 9cms for 11 hours or so and they cut me and I ended up with a 4th degree tear, or as my consultant I am seeing called it a "5th degree tear" if there was such a thing. I lost nearly 2 litres of blood too due to the tear. My entire rectum was torn along with everything else - my clit, my bladder, my perinieum, all my vagina walls, everything. Over 150 stitches. The amount of pain I was in after I had her was unimaginabe, no joke I would of rather been nailed to a cross. HER TWAT IS RUINED, as well as her rectum and everything within it's vicinity. NO amount of surgery will make any of that any semblance of "normal" again, ever.But she loves the loaf, "with all her heart".:BS

SIX MONTHS on I am still in pain. I feel like I was lied to, everyone told me my body would go back to normal and everything would pretty much be the same down there after 6 weeks or so. What a load of crock, nothing is the same and it never will be, and my vagina still looks like it's been put through a meat grinder! I have a fistula which I am having surgury for in Feb but have already had several repair ops to try and be put right down there. I'm gaping open still and have to have a temp colostomy bag. I pee sideways due to the damage done and I leak poo out of BOTH ends. SIX months later and she is no better off. Ravaged cooter inside and out, pissing sideways, shit COMING OUT HER TWAT, drainage from God only knows where all, fistulas, gaping holes, COLOSTOMY BAG (the horrors of that alone!) AND the pain. WHY would anyone risk that? I bet she was trying for a, "VBAC".:headbrick

All because I was reused a C section and had forceps shoved up me when I KNEW something was wrong. HERE we go, as I suspected. They TOLD her she needed a c-section and she refused in order to have the "birth experience" no doubt.:smn

I am sueing the hospital for ruining the only birth experience I will ever have and all I have been through, but NO amount of money will give me back the time with my newborn baby or my body back. On what grounds will she sue? SHE went against wise medical advice and sluiced it anyway! The LEAST of her worries should be the "birth experience" missed! The stupid cunt has a colostomy bag and is draining shit our her hole, and she's mad because of a missed "birth experience". That's just unbelievable. :smn

This post is just a rant, and it really annoyed me everyone told me ide be fine, I wish someone had told me what MIGHT happen so I could of been prepared. This has hurt me mentally as well as physically - I am only just accepted this is me now and I will never be the same again. I hate it when my friends who only had grazes or 2nd degree tears tell me "oh it couldn't of been that bad you will heal" just cos they wernt ripped in half with their babies and healed fine within a few weeks. Anyway, rant over I guess. few. *takes a deep breath* Jeeez. She's mad no one told her, yet she isn't sharing with anyone else. That, and she's jealous of other women friends who didn't go through hell. As is typical, she's a selfish, hypocritical, attention whoring Moo cunt. I think of it as poetic justice her days of attention and festivities were cut short and her suffering is as loooong as her lowing is loud. :bedmadelie

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

If in some other universe I got pignant that post would drive me to the abortion clinic.

Dear God Above.
And she is sueing for her BIRTH EXPERIENCE?!

People are crazy.

We need more c-section.

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.