Placenta Smoothies?????:wtf
Posted by nathanomir
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Re: Placenta Smoothies?????:wtf July 22, 2012 |
Oh my god? :goggle 
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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...
My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.
In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.
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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...
My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.
In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.
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Re: Placenta Smoothies?????:wtf July 22, 2012 |
http://www.landmilkhoney.com/recipanr.htm
Udder Juice Recipes
Vanilla Breast Milk Cupcakes with Strawberry Frosting
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1/2 cup breast milk
1/2 cup plain yogurt
1/2 tsp vanilla
Strawberry Buttercream Frosting
1/4 cup butter, softened
3 strawberries, hulled and chopped up
1 1/4 cups icing sugar
1/8 cup breastmilk
1/8 cup half-and-half
1 tsp vanilla
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line 18 muffin cups with liners. Set aside.In a medium bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, and baking powder until well mixed.In a large bowl with an electric mixer on medium-high speed, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs, one at a time. With the mixer on low speed, beat the flour mixture alternately with the yogurt and breast milk. Beat in the vanilla. Pour the batter into the muffin cups.
Bake the cupcakes until golden on top and a toothpick inserted in the center of each comes out clean, about 15 minutes. Transfer the pan to a rack to cool completely.Meanwhile, prepare the frosting. Cream the butter until it is pale and fluffy. Add the strawberries: beat for 30 seconds. Then add the icing sugar, 1/2 cup at a time until well blended. Add the breast milk and cream, alternately by spoonfuls, beating until blended. Add the vanilla and beat until well incorporated.Spread the frosting on the cooled cupcakes and place a piece of strawberry on the top of each.
BREASTMILK POPSICLES - FROZEN BREASTMILK ON A STICK
These are very easy to make and fun twist on breastmilk.
You can purchase a single Popsicle mold (that holds 4 popsicles) from the dollar store or anywhere else that you can think of that would carry popsicle molds, ie., Target? Walmart?
After washing and rinsing well, pour expressed breastmilk into the mold and freeze. Thus you and/or partner have a great tasty treat to...suck on.
CREAMY CORN CHOWDER
Ingredients:
1 lb. bacon
1 stick celery
1 onion
4 cup diced potatoes
2 tsp. butter
2 cup breast milk
1 (13 ounce) can evaporated milk
2 (15 ounce) cans corn (1 plain, drained, 1 creamed)
1 cup water
Directions: Dice bacon; fry crisp. Drain off grease. Sautee' diced onion and celery in butter. Add diced potatoes; pour 1 cup water and cover. Cook 20 minutes. Add corn. Stir in breast milk and evaporated milk. Heat to serve. Sprinkle bacon on top.
FROTHY
2 cups breastmilk
1 6-ounce can frozen orange juice concentrate
1/2 cup sifted powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
4 to 6 large ice cubes
Directions: In a blender container combine breast milk, orange juice concentrate,
powdered sugar and vanilla. Cover and blend until smooth. With the blender running, add ice cubes, 1 at a time, through opening in lid; blend until smooth and frothy. Pour into tall glasses; serve immediately. THIS shit concoction isn't even cooked or frozen to kill the bacteria!
Makes 4 (8-ounce) servings.
JAVA CHILL
2 cups breastmilk
3/4 cup brewed espresso or double-strength coffee, preferably dark-roast
2 teaspoons granulated sugar
2 ounces dark or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
Directions: The night before, fill an ice cube tray with breast milk. Freeze
solid. Chill brewed coffee in the refrigerator. Finish in two batches, so the blender won't overflow: place half the milk cubes in the container. Add half the coffee and one teaspoon of the sugar and blend until smooth. Add one ounce chopped chocolate and blend 10-30 seconds, until chocolate is well blended. Pour into tall, frosted glasses and repeat with the remaining ingredients.
Makes 2 servings.
OL'MILKSHAKE
1 cup breastmilk
1 peeled, sliced ripe banana
2 tablespoons frozen apple or guava juice concentrate
2 ice cubes
Directions: In a blender container, combine 1 cup breastmilk, 1 peeled, sliced
ripe banana, 2 tablespoons frozen apple or guava juice concentrate and 2 ice cubes. Cover and blend until smooth and frothy. Stir in a few drops of green food coloring to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Pour into glass. Prepare and serve immediately. MORE uncooked vile shit
Hint: Leftover ripe bananas can be peeled, cut in chunks, and frozen in plastic freezer bags. When added to smoothies in frozen state, ice cubes are not necessary. "Hint" DO NOT CONSUME
Makes 1 serving. and that's ONE serving too many!
There are plenty more too including muffins, French toast, macaroni and cheese, and casseroles.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
Udder Juice Recipes
Vanilla Breast Milk Cupcakes with Strawberry Frosting
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1/2 cup breast milk
1/2 cup plain yogurt
1/2 tsp vanilla
Strawberry Buttercream Frosting
1/4 cup butter, softened
3 strawberries, hulled and chopped up
1 1/4 cups icing sugar
1/8 cup breastmilk
1/8 cup half-and-half
1 tsp vanilla
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line 18 muffin cups with liners. Set aside.In a medium bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, and baking powder until well mixed.In a large bowl with an electric mixer on medium-high speed, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs, one at a time. With the mixer on low speed, beat the flour mixture alternately with the yogurt and breast milk. Beat in the vanilla. Pour the batter into the muffin cups.
Bake the cupcakes until golden on top and a toothpick inserted in the center of each comes out clean, about 15 minutes. Transfer the pan to a rack to cool completely.Meanwhile, prepare the frosting. Cream the butter until it is pale and fluffy. Add the strawberries: beat for 30 seconds. Then add the icing sugar, 1/2 cup at a time until well blended. Add the breast milk and cream, alternately by spoonfuls, beating until blended. Add the vanilla and beat until well incorporated.Spread the frosting on the cooled cupcakes and place a piece of strawberry on the top of each.
BREASTMILK POPSICLES - FROZEN BREASTMILK ON A STICK
These are very easy to make and fun twist on breastmilk.
You can purchase a single Popsicle mold (that holds 4 popsicles) from the dollar store or anywhere else that you can think of that would carry popsicle molds, ie., Target? Walmart?
After washing and rinsing well, pour expressed breastmilk into the mold and freeze. Thus you and/or partner have a great tasty treat to...suck on.
CREAMY CORN CHOWDER
Ingredients:
1 lb. bacon
1 stick celery
1 onion
4 cup diced potatoes
2 tsp. butter
2 cup breast milk
1 (13 ounce) can evaporated milk
2 (15 ounce) cans corn (1 plain, drained, 1 creamed)
1 cup water
Directions: Dice bacon; fry crisp. Drain off grease. Sautee' diced onion and celery in butter. Add diced potatoes; pour 1 cup water and cover. Cook 20 minutes. Add corn. Stir in breast milk and evaporated milk. Heat to serve. Sprinkle bacon on top.
FROTHY
2 cups breastmilk
1 6-ounce can frozen orange juice concentrate
1/2 cup sifted powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
4 to 6 large ice cubes
Directions: In a blender container combine breast milk, orange juice concentrate,
powdered sugar and vanilla. Cover and blend until smooth. With the blender running, add ice cubes, 1 at a time, through opening in lid; blend until smooth and frothy. Pour into tall glasses; serve immediately. THIS shit concoction isn't even cooked or frozen to kill the bacteria!
Makes 4 (8-ounce) servings.
JAVA CHILL
2 cups breastmilk
3/4 cup brewed espresso or double-strength coffee, preferably dark-roast
2 teaspoons granulated sugar
2 ounces dark or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
Directions: The night before, fill an ice cube tray with breast milk. Freeze
solid. Chill brewed coffee in the refrigerator. Finish in two batches, so the blender won't overflow: place half the milk cubes in the container. Add half the coffee and one teaspoon of the sugar and blend until smooth. Add one ounce chopped chocolate and blend 10-30 seconds, until chocolate is well blended. Pour into tall, frosted glasses and repeat with the remaining ingredients.
Makes 2 servings.
OL'MILKSHAKE
1 cup breastmilk
1 peeled, sliced ripe banana
2 tablespoons frozen apple or guava juice concentrate
2 ice cubes
Directions: In a blender container, combine 1 cup breastmilk, 1 peeled, sliced
ripe banana, 2 tablespoons frozen apple or guava juice concentrate and 2 ice cubes. Cover and blend until smooth and frothy. Stir in a few drops of green food coloring to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Pour into glass. Prepare and serve immediately. MORE uncooked vile shit
Hint: Leftover ripe bananas can be peeled, cut in chunks, and frozen in plastic freezer bags. When added to smoothies in frozen state, ice cubes are not necessary. "Hint" DO NOT CONSUME
Makes 1 serving. and that's ONE serving too many!
There are plenty more too including muffins, French toast, macaroni and cheese, and casseroles.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: Placenta Smoothies?????:wtf July 23, 2012 |
“Mama’s Natural Breakfastâ€
At Seattle Erotic Art Festival
2005
Medium: wood, fabric, flour, water, salt, baker’s yeast, vaginal yeast, current STD test (neg)
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
At Seattle Erotic Art Festival
2005
Medium: wood, fabric, flour, water, salt, baker’s yeast, vaginal yeast, current STD test (neg)
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: Placenta Smoothies?????:wtf May 19, 2013 |
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reaperess
If I knew that all this womyn-cunt-goddess-granola-rainbow-sparkle-queef shit was art, I'd make a bajillion dollars off my cooter by using it as a stamp when I'm on the rag and selling notecards of it.
Not quite as cool as a placenta print, I know.
larious
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Re: Placenta Smoothies?????:wtf May 19, 2013 |
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