one or two word" kyd phrases " that make you gag

I don't know why "little one" bothers me so much but it does. It makes me cringe.

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Floaties

That's when a family member's kid drinks out of your glass when you're not paying attention and leaves behind UFOs (Unidentified Floating Objects) in your drink.

Yes this!

it used to mean (as far as I can tell) - the inflatable arm bands kids wore in a pool.

Now it seems to mean kiddie turds floating around a pool - or all manner of any sort of "backwash" .

yeah, I hate little one too.

the others are family man, exclusive breastfeeding, TTC, and fruit of love referring to a child. nasty.

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Floaties

That's when a family member's kid drinks out of your glass when you're not paying attention and leaves behind UFOs (Unidentified Floating Objects) in your drink.

OR it could be referring to those arm floats kids wear that have been BANNED in public pools because they aren't regulation floating devices, give kids and moos a false sense of security, and kids who can't swim have been known to drift over to the deep end while moo, "only looked away for a minute", and drown. Just last week there was was a moo in the news who REFUSED to follow the rules and the 2nd or 3rd time she let her spastic kid use them.the lifeguard had her escorted out of the public pool area by the local police. (much like Sketch's dad on the "Dad Goes to Jail" thread)

"But he's DISABLED!!!!" wailed the moo! Well, REGULATION, and safe, flotation devices for handicapped kids are ALLOWED, available, and encouraged, but the cunt wouldn't use them! If the kid IS disabled, it's even MORE important he not use a fucking "floatie".:headbrick.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Play Date.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

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Floaties

That's when a family member's kid drinks out of your glass when you're not paying attention and leaves behind UFOs (Unidentified Floating Objects) in your drink.

That's minging. I would only drink out of the same cup as someone I would share bodily fluids with.

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Infantizing words, such as using the word "tummy"

Don't, that's my most hated word ever.

LITTLE MAN -- Hmm. Dad used to call me that, but we're talking about the 1970s. In his case, Dad meant that I was a miniature man, and I should act like it. Calling me that actually made me want to cut the grass and take out the garbage. Today? UGH! I've never heard the word applied to anyone I thought would grow up to be a man, just another male.

All the aforementioned words I cannot stand either. Especially 'Little Man'. That's beyond fucking stupid.

And one that I fucking hate, and unless I missed it here already but I didn't see it is.....

Babymoon.

Moos often shorten "little one" to LO, which makes me think of "lo and behold, another superobsessed moo"

Pardon my stupidity , but what the heck is a Kegel?

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Pardon my stupidity , but what the heck is a Kegel?

Exercises to tighten vaginal muscles. You might hate me for telling you that.

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Pardon my stupidity , but what the heck is a Kegel?

kegal

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I find any moo/baby related term barf-a-riffic.
I have a low tolerance level for it all.

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Babymoon.

What's the meaning of this term? I surmise it's a baby's backside. Is that what this is?

It's your hell; you rot in it!

Babymoon = "honeymoon" type trip couple takes when woman is inpig.

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Babymoon = "honeymoon" type trip couple takes when woman is inpig.

OMG, I had forgotten about that. *shudder* Thanks!

It's your hell; you rot in it!

I second Miss Hannigan's suggestion of "quietly fussing" because it usually refers to a shrieking, screaming loaf that breaks the sound barrier. Often moo will defensively state that her loaf is "quietly fussing" to annoyed patrons in a restaurant, movie theatre or other inappropriate place.

"Quietly fussing", "spirited" and "testing his/her voice" all annoy the shit out of me, why can't breeders just admit that their shit sacks are screaming like a banshee being forced through a wood chipper? "Little man" is equally annoying, especially when moos post that they are having "date night" with the "little man".

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Pardon my stupidity , but what the heck is a Kegel?

Exercises to tighten vaginal muscles. You might hate me for telling you that.

More than I can put into words!

bloody show
mucus plug

It's your hell; you rot in it!

Baby weight

As in, "I don't understand why I can't get rid of this baby weight, Sneauflayklee is almost 10!"

When they refer to their toadler as: 37 1/2 months old. Or some other such bullshit.
Just say it's over three years. Don't confuse us just because you're trying to keep your toadler an infant.

I know a lot of these have already been said, but here it goes:

Baby bump

Latch

Suckle

Wee-wee and any kind of "baby talk"

Future cancer-curer

Little Miracle

Maternity Leave (I despise hearing these words at work!)

Preggo

Spit-up

Onesie

WIC

Baby-making

Breastfeeding

And this one is more than two words, but I seethe everytime I see these words on a car:

Baby on Board d

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Pull Ups

Visitation (reminds me of a Wake / Funeral)

Supervised Visitation

Men's Rights

ADD

Special Needs

Autism

WIC

VBAC

Gluten Free

Nut Free

Pet Free

Family Vacation

Family Vehicle

Crossover (whatever the fuck THAT means) vehicle

Sport Utility

Soccer Mom

Hockey Mom

NASCAR Dad

Kegels

Kid Friendly

Mom Friendly

Famblee Friendly

Famblee Friendly Legislation

Job Share

Work/Life Balance

Affordable Childcare

Free Childcare

Cracked Nipples

Mom Jeans

Mom Hair

Octo Mom

K 8

The Children!

OB GYN

Dad Time

Gifted

Skin Contact

Birth Plan

Water Birth

Mid Wife

Angel Clumps

Born Sleeping

Michelle Duggar

Jim Bob Duggar

Quiverfull

Sexy Time

Candle Party

Panties

50 Shades

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More will come to me eventually.

I'm imagining George Carlin's voice, as he recites this list very quickly.

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