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Tit-Nazi: Do a Google search on "unhealthy baby formula" and read the horrible, but true articles on what really goes into baby formula, and would you want your baby to have that? And, would you, yourself, consume that?

Say Whaaatttt? This doesn't make sense to me. I thought there would be something called "quality control" where it came to things like loaf formula.

Also, let's not forget some of the things that float around in udder-juice: Prescription meds, illicit drugs, deadly viruses, infections and blood from cracked nipps, etc. etc...the list goes on. Not to mention if MOOO suffers with poor nutritional habits. There is NO quality control when it comes to the Almighty Tit Juice.

I am, in rare form, going to side with Moos in that it is NONE of the hospital's business to be encouraging tit feeding! I have heard it's gotten to the point they are SHAMED into tit feeding by over zealous "lactation consultants" after they sluice. WIC damned near DEMANDS they tit feed and as far as freebies go, they get MORE WIC freebies IF they tit feed because they have to have all that extra "nutrition" for the adult suckling moo as opposed to formula for the actual nurslings.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

If some idiot governor can make this decision for hospitals what's next??? I would also think hospital staff has better things to do than play prison guard over fucking cans of formula.

I also think "lactation consultants" are cunts of the highest order. I've met three personally and they were evil. Anything that sticks it to these cunts is a good thing in my not so fair opinion.

I dread to think what these bitches would have said to my mother.

She couldn't breastfeed me. I don't recall the medical condition, but her milk was poison. It would have killed me. So, I was on formula the moment I arrived in this world.

Then, again, I dread to think what my mother would have said to these bitches! Popcorn time!

I think they should lock up the infants until the parents are deemed fit to keep them. That, or lock 'em up (and the men, too) with chastity belts until they are deemed fit to breed. It may be never, who knows.

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

My mother bottle fed my brother and I because she didn't like the idea of breast feeding. We turned out just fine. We're both healthy adults who rarely get sick. We get a cold once a year, that's about it. Take that, you sanctimonious cunts!

I never even knew humans tit fed until I saw it in National Geographic when I was about 7 or 8. If anyone DID tit feed in my parents' circle of friends, they didn't whip out their udders in public. I think tit feeding is left over from incomplete evolution of some humans, much like tails and wisdom teeth. I see no reason for humans to udder feed anymore and with the food and air being contaminated like it is and Moos downing pills like M&M's and having such awful diets, it's probably actually better for most loafs if they got formula.

When I see a human udder feeder it makes me think of an Orangutan. Part of my viewpoint on this could be that the only udder feeders I have ever been in contact with act like idiots or are ignorant. I have never personally known or met any overly intelligent udder feeders. It's something more likely to be seen being done by pasty faced religious fundamentalists or red necks than a college professor, at least in my area that's how it has always been.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

My mother never breastfed me, she thinks it is disgusting. And back in the late 50's and early 60's my grandma never breastfed my mom or uncle (she too thinks it's repulsive). All of us turned out fine, and are rarely sick.

I have an acquaintance who tit-fed her son until he was over a year old, and he is quite possibly the most sickly child I have ever seen... Always hacking, snotty nosed, runny eyed, etc. In fact, most moos who make it clear that they tit-fed their baybeez for years tend to have sickly/grotesquely overweight kyds.

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kidlesskim
I never even knew humans tit fed until I saw it in National Geographic when I was about 7 or 8. If anyone DID tit feed in my parents' circle of friends, they didn't whip out their udders in public. I think tit feeding is left over from incomplete evolution of some humans, much like tails and wisdom teeth. I see no reason for humans to udder feed anymore and with the food and air being contaminated like it is and Moos downing pills like M&M's and having such awful diets, it's probably actually better for most loafs if they got formula.

When I see a human udder feeder it makes me think of an Orangutan. Part of my viewpoint on this could be that the only udder feeders I have ever been in contact with act like idiots or are ignorant. I have never personally known or met any overly intelligent udder feeders. It's something more likely to be seen being done by pasty faced religious fundamentalists or red necks than a college professor, at least in my area that's how it has always been.

Lol! Now every time I happen upon an utter feeder I'm going to be tempted to make ape noises. But you said it all right there. Humans have no business titfeeding. Oh, and I call bullshit on the whole idea that titfeeding prevents cancer or some such nonsense.

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Tit-Nazi: Do a Google search on "unhealthy baby formula" and read the horrible, but true articles on what really goes into baby formula, and would you want your baby to have that? And, would you, yourself, consume that?

Say Whaaatttt? This doesn't make sense to me. I thought there would be something called "quality control" where it came to things like loaf formula.

Also, let's not forget some of the things that float around in udder-juice: Prescription meds, illicit drugs, deadly viruses, infections and blood from cracked nipps, etc. etc...the list goes on. Not to mention if MOOO suffers with poor nutritional habits. There is NO quality control when it comes to the Almighty Tit Juice.

I did the google search and here are the sources:

www.unhinderedliving.com
www.naturalnews.com
www.stopkillingmykids.com
www.ecolife.com
www.care2.com
answers.yahoo.com

Yup, a whole list of sources that should be completely trusted.

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In Illinois, Gov. Pat Quinn signed a law in June that requires Illinois hospitals to develop policies that promote the healthy benefits of breast milk.

FREE BLAGO!!!

Also, who in the hell wanders around a hospital just grabbing stuff? Why does stuff have to be 'locked up'???

When I was in the hospital I had to ASK for EVERYTHING! Even a can of Pepsi!

Why are those in gov. wasting their time on such SHIT?

The Economy - HELLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you weren't supposed to practice medicine without a license? Can someone tell me why politicians can get away with doing just that?

These assholes could be doing something like, I dunno, creating jobs, but instead they are way too interested in what women do with our own bodies.

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gwdzee
These assholes could be doing something like, I dunno, creating jobs, but instead they are way too interested in what women do with our own bodies.

You hit the nail on the head. It's not about what's best for the baby, it's about controlling the woman that birthed it. That's why pumping and then feeding the breastmilk via bottle is seen as an unacceptable alternative - it doesn't chain the woman to the baby and GASP even the man can help with the feedings.

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mumofsixbirds
Tit-Nazi: Do a Google search on "unhealthy baby formula" and read the horrible, but true articles on what really goes into baby formula, and would you want your baby to have that? And, would you, yourself, consume that?

Say Whaaatttt? This doesn't make sense to me. I thought there would be something called "quality control" where it came to things like loaf formula.

Also, let's not forget some of the things that float around in udder-juice: Prescription meds, illicit drugs, deadly viruses, infections and blood from cracked nipps, etc. etc...the list goes on. Not to mention if MOOO suffers with poor nutritional habits. There is NO quality control when it comes to the Almighty Tit Juice.

I did the google search and here are the sources:

www.unhinderedliving.com
www.naturalnews.com
www.stopkillingmykids.com
www.ecolife.com
www.care2.com
answers.yahoo.com

Yup, a whole list of sources that should be completely trusted.

Thank you KABA. I figured that the sites which attacked loaf-formula would be pretty unreliable at best. Anyone who believes this shit has NO business sluicing in the first place. Just more propaganda by the Tit Nazis.

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satansbitch
If some idiot governor can make this decision for hospitals what's next??? I would also think hospital staff has better things to do than play prison guard over fucking cans of formula.

I also think "lactation consultants" are cunts of the highest order. I've met three personally and they were evil. Anything that sticks it to these cunts is a good thing in my not so fair opinion.

it's not even a governor. he's a mayor with a god complex. he got his ass in a sling a few years back conducting sting operations using private detectives in gun shows in other states. apparently, he fucked up some federal investigations and caused at least one state to pass laws banning his ass from doing that shit in their state again. he wanted cops to go on strike in order to get gun control laws passed (think about that one-the guys who are supposed to stop the bad guys are on strike-so who is stopping the bad guys?), even though cops in nyc cannot strike. he saw keith richards smoking onstage during a televised stones concert in nyc and demanded the police arrest him for violating a smoking ban (the cops knew it would mean a riot and refused). he has banned transfats, salt and sugary drinks over 16 oz. when questioned by the press, he said people can always buy two 16 oz sodas instead (so, 32 oz. of soda instead of 20 oz and two plastic bottles instead of one...). he's fucking deranged.

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gwdzee
I thought you weren't supposed to practice medicine without a license? Can someone tell me why politicians can get away with doing just that?

These assholes could be doing something like, I dunno, creating jobs, but instead they are way too interested in what women do with our own bodies.

it's bloomberg. he's a nutjob. nevermind that women have a choice to breast feed or that there are valid reasons NOT to breastfeed (mother on medication for example).

"And, would you, yourself, consume that?"

No, because I'M NOT A FUCKING BABBY YOU STUPID MOO-COW!!!

" I think tit feeding is left over from incomplete evolution of some humans, much like tails and wisdom teeth"

AGREED!

My sister breastfed my nephew and he has really bad allergies. So much for that myth. Also, supposedly if a mother breast feeds her infant, she loses the "baby weight" faster. But if that's the case, then why, when I see a picture on the internet of a "nurse in" are all the mothers overweight? Shouldn't they all be slim and svelte? That is NEVER the case.

So much for the claim of it being "the perfect food" and a scientific argument against those batty extended-BFers.

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To the outrage of breastfeeding campaigners and probably the utter confusion of most women with small babies, scientists today advocate rewriting the rulebook to drop the current guidance that says mothers should breastfeed exclusively for the first six months of their child's life. It was 2001 when the World Health Organisation announced that exclusive breastfeeding for six months was best for babies. In 2003 the then Labour minister Hazel Blears adopted the recommendation for the UK. But today, in the British Medical Journal, doctors from several leading child health institutes say the evidence for the WHO guidance was never there – and that failing to start weaning babies on to solids before six months could be harmful.

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According to the paper, failing to start weaning on to solid food (they are not talking about formula milk) before six months appears to raise risks for the baby. Evidence that was unavailable when the WHO made its recommendation suggests they have a greater chance of iron deficiency anaemia, "known to be linked to irreversible adverse mental, motor or psychosocial outcomes." Unlike the US, the UK does not have a screening programme for iron deficiencies in children, so it is impossible to say if there have been problems.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jan/14/six-months-breastfeeding-babies-scientists

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gymrat
My sister breastfed my nephew and he has really bad allergies. So much for that myth. Also, supposedly if a mother breast feeds her infant, she loses the "baby weight" faster. But if that's the case, then why, when I see a picture on the internet of a "nurse in" are all the mothers overweight? Shouldn't they all be slim and svelte? That is NEVER the case.

Absolutely. In fact the article that I just posted (which was out over a year ago and the mombies totally ignored no doubt) says that it's the exclusive BFing that actually causes the allergies. It makes sense, you need to expose children to those kinds of foods gradually. So much for the claim that mombies' immune system makes baybees super-healthy!

Kyds need to be exposed to germs and allergens, otherwise no wonder they have shitty immune systems that can be taken down by a peanut or the common cold.

My mother might just be full of shit, but she claims that the benefits of titfeeding a kid, in the best situation (the mother's milk isn't the nutritional equivalent of dishwater), extend about the first 60-90 days. She bottlefed me; I ended up with one pharmacological allergy and some sort of sensitivity to sea salt (?).

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

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Snark Shark
"And, would you, yourself, consume that?"

No, because I'M NOT A FUCKING BABBY YOU STUPID MOO-COW!!!

" I think tit feeding is left over from incomplete evolution of some humans, much like tails and wisdom teeth"

AGREED!

If I were dying or something, and had to choose between canned formula and human teat milk - I will go with the formula!

Hell, even if I were a loaf, I'd choose it - it's clean, manufactured under strict controls, IMO its *better* than teat juice!

I was formula fed.

Read in this book -
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Coal-Secret-Behind-Americas/dp/0618319409

That 1/3 of US women of child bearing age has enough heavy metal toxicity in the body to cause serious birth defects.

That's got to affect the breast milk, too.

Not to mention all else they shove down their gullets - GMO foods, booze, drugs, anti depressant meds, pops and fast foods full of strange chemicals ~

Yeah. I would choose the formula. It's got to be cleaner.

In fact I often wonder if BFing isn't promoted to *keep people sick*. ?

I think clean, carefully prepared, forumula has to be better.

I actually think part of this push is to keep a few more of these women off WIC. If that's the case, then bring on the udder!