Which age group annoys you the MOST?

Mine is TOADLERS. Hands down.

Second on that list is TEENS.

What is yours?

Oh I gotta agree with you about the toadlers!

I fucking hate them!

They are loud, they stink, and they are the absolute WORST goddamn brats!

My second worst is babies.

They scream, and they stink too!

Plus I think they are fucking ugly.

I'll never understand how people find either of these age groups 'cute'. Blech!!!

Yeah, I think I'd have to go with toadlers first, and probably babies next. Babies not because they're any more annoying than, say, teenagers, but because you're expected to gasp and exclaim about how wonderful they are no matter how ugly they are, how bad they smell, or how loudly they're bawling. Fuck that shit.

If I had to be around youngsters, best they be older than 6 or 7; younger than 14 or 15. Old enough to start showing character and be out of the crying, pooping stage, younger than the snotty teen age.

Anything from age 2 to age 15 are annoying little fuckers.

Toadlers
babbyz
whateverthehellcomesafterTOADLERS
pre-teens
teens
the elderly

Eh, I find them all annoying at different times. I think it's more on a case by case deal rather than all kids in a given age group.

Regardless of age, I HATE the STUPID ASS breeder parents for raising obnoxious, irritating shits more than the brats themselves.

Eh, any stage can be annoying with improper parenting. But even with proper parenting, toddlers still bug the shit outta me. They're 100 percent unfiltered id.

depends on the kid, if they shut the fuck up or can carry actual meaningful conversation I won't feel annoyed. usually I am okay with grade school kids.
most toddlers and babies can't shut the fuck up nor carry actual meaningful conversation, they stink, they wail, they scream, they grunt. so do tweens, except tweens smell like cheap perfume and make ups. I fucking hate tweens.

newborns don't annoy me. they frighten me.

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newborns don't annoy me. they frighten me.

they're not HUMAN. they're like space moneys!

I like silence or meaningful conversation, and I don't like people touching things which don't belong to them. That makes toddlers the worst.

Anything without at least a high school diploma. I don't care if the sprog is 5 or 35 if you can't manage something as common as a that you annoy me.

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If the kid is quiet and well behaved, they don't annoy me, generally.

Toddlers, however, do annoy me, because they can't keep their fucking hands to themselves and they are generally noisy and badly behaved. The ones I really can't stand are the ones whose parents insist on letting the kid order it's own lunch or pay for their stuff in stores. On the rare occassion that I work as a cashier, I do not want to touch your toddler's grubby fingers when it hands me money. I don't want to catch the cold I am certain it has.

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newborns don't annoy me. they frighten me.

they're not HUMAN. they're like space moneys!

not the monkeys! monkeys are cute! newborns look like a blob of half cooked meat with bud-like swarming arms and legs, with odd shaped head and extremely fugly face.
yesterday I saw newborn with flat head. SCARY I TELL YOU!

Middle schoolers

Babies and toddlers I do not fancy running around groping things, but most of their behavior is because they have chuckle heads for parents who I most royally want to slap the crap out of. Little kids are annoying, but they are often wanting to please and seek affection from adults, so you can actually scare them into behaving with the minimal of threats. Even if their parents are a bunch of fail, a strong adult can force them to behave often just by glaring at them. Teenagers over the age of 15 or 16 you can reason with and if you explain things to them in real world terms, they are pretty cool. But middle schoolers are at the state where they are not old enough to do a lot of things, too old to be treated or to behave as little kids and a mouth too big and too loud for their asses. They view direction on behavior as a suggestion that does not apply to them but you are required to follow an ever changing list of hearsay they will repeat verbatim as the rules of order because it favors them.

I don't like anything under 25!

The childfree should be permitted to carry Tasers to correct the behaviour of brats....and their handlers.

I have met some wonderful human beings....but there are assholes in every age group.... which exhibit these traits which I hate:

newborns...too dependant, liability
toddlers...too annoying, smelly, noisy, nosey
grade-schoolers...too in between (old enough to know better, but still too dependant), smelly, noisy
tweens...too emotionally unstable, smelly, noisy
young adults under 35...too spoiled, lazy, ignorant, smug, entitled, arrogant, impatient, insensitive, noisy, unattractive
anyone over 35...too bitter, angry, apathetic, racist, insensitive....

but to answer your question.... toddlers I would have to say they piss me off the most because they are supposed to be our future! And most of them are fucked up now... it amazes me and angers me how fucked up in the head, nasty, spoiled and entitled they are already!!!

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Anywhere from fetal to fatal annoys me, but if I had to be more specific, babies and toddlers. And teens. I had no fewer than three toddlers smack into me and destroy shelves as I was trying to fix them yesterday.

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I'm with Drake. Also, under 8-9, they can projectile puke without warning. And tend to carry lot of germs, from being aroud others in daycare and schools.Need contant supervision.

All of 'em. They all have their annoying stages and I want nothing to do with any of it.

It's a hard choice between toddlers and babies. Babies always carry the risk of crying, which makes me stabby, and toddlers never shut the fuck up. I can deal with well-behaved children over the age of 5 or so, and even then I have very limited patience.

Anyone younger than 11 or 12.

The baby, toddler, and early childhood stages are out of the question. Anyone who is so dependent for every little fucking thing annoys me. I am a dreamer. I love solitude and quiet. My work is invasion enough into my inner world. When I go home every evening, I retreat into that world, reading and contemplating.

Children are the very definition of invasive presence. If they are in the teens (like my niece), they can enjoy their private time when with me.

Anyone who needs me to get a glass of water will be kicked in the face

Toddlers are the worst, because they scream and cry at every slight, real or imagined. Followed by sullen, eye-rolling pre teens.

I've been around some entertaining gradeschoolers, but not enough to make me want that noise in my house 24-7.

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I don't think I can really say that one overrides the other. I hate toadlers for their random, pointless screeching; I hate preteens due to their general stupidity and lack of respect and manners; I hate teens for their (even greater) stupidity and arrogance, believing they know everything there is to know about everything, and don't even get me started on the whole "rebellion" thing. I'd have to say I hate all child age groups equally.

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Toadlers
babbyz
whateverthehellcomesafterTOADLERS
pre-teens
teens
the elderly

Have to agree.... and I'll BE one of the elderly in a few years. I'm going to annoy myself to death. LOL