So the Second Idiot KK had dissected for our entertainment had lost A WHOLE YEAR of her life mooing on a never-existed child?!


Girls, seriously, have you nothing to do with your life at all?*

Those women give women a bad name.
Get over it. Nobody cares.



*Thinking about it, she probably doesn’t. And this is why she was “grieving”. Only a way to justify to herself the fact she wasn’t doing anything with her life.

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.

"Dealing with a miscarriage without a partner."


*FLUSH!*


"and he ends it with "You just can't stop being so dam dramatic""

he sums it up PRETTY WELL.

" I like to think there is a special place in Gods garden for men like him to labor away "

I'm sure they'd take THAT over listening to some wanna-moo BITCH all day.

"I wasn't with the father either - in fact when i told him i as pregnant he asked if i was getting an abortion. by that point i'd already miscarried, so i corrected him and he acted all sympathetic, but i know he didn't care."

Oh, Say Can You DUH!

" when i asked his opinion on a name"

How about HEMMORAGE?

" I even sent him a certificate with her name on it "

WTF??? Where'd she get it, online from Certificates-R-Us? She's COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!

"told him how I felt and that I wanted to know he would be thinking of her on her birthday"



That's real... SPECIAL.

If the guy is smart, he'll change his phone number or even MOVE. wannamoobitch is a stalker in the making!

I love it when an oops backfires.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

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"Dealing with a miscarriage without a partner."


" I even sent him a certificate with her name on it "

WTF??? Where'd she get it, online from Certificates-R-Us? She's COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!

She probably got it from a site like this one. This page has the "sample" certificates on it available in most any decorative color.


http://justiceforallcertificates.yolasite.com/services.php

"...Justice for All is honored to offer certificates of life for babies of all types of pregnancy loss (SIDS included). Please have a look around the website for more information on how you can receive your own Soul Certificate. These are free & personalized for anyone who has lost a child, or knows someone who has lost a child. Whether you knew about your baby for one week, or held them in your arms after giving birth; no matter how far along you were when your baby became an angel, you are entitled to grieve, to love, and to live with your little one in your heart for all time. Just as any baby who is born is issued a birth certificate, here any baby who's conceived is given a Soul Certificate.

These certificates recognizing our babies' lives can be a comfort - to slide into a scrapbook, tuck inside a memory box, or hang in a frame on your wall in quiet but proud remembrance. Our babies deserve to be acknowledged for their impact they've had on us and this world, even in the short time they were here...."

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Good grief. These women don't realize that the guys are thanking their lucky stars...that they didn't WANT to be fathers. I think the most "support" they can get is "Wow, I hope you're okay." and maybe some assistance getting to the doctor (if it's a complicated miscarriage). But beyond that...yeah, the deluded no-longer-pregnant chick will want to cry and wail and want support, but the only "support" the guy might want is a high five.

Page two of the Cows Lowing:


My story starts when i met a guy i though was great.we had so much in common and all that.the sad thing is i got pregnant the first time we had sex.when i found out all i could think is"what just happened? What does she THINK just happened? She fucked without birth control and got knocked up.

"i didnt want to tell him but kinda had to coz it would be unfair.i tried to call,text,inbox,fb him but for 2days it was like i was talking to myself.that when i thought he already got what he wanted(sex)and thats was that.but he called and told me he had lost him phone.so i told him and i could tell he was freaked out.i knew he had alot of things to think about so i tried to give him time to think about it Yeah, she contemplated not telling him, but thought it'd be "unfair" to keep it from him she was baking his loaf, like it was something he would have been even remotely happy to hear. So, she called repeatedly, texted incessantly, "inboxed" him, whatever that means, and posted about it to him on facebooger and got no response, but then when she FINALLY tracks him down, he claims he lost his phone?

.i didnt know what i wanted at that point.but by the end i knew i wanted my babies.he was supportive as he could be.i told him i gave him an out and that he can help when he was able to and that was that for me and him.and i was ok with that because i understood he couldnt help at that point and we were not in a relationship so i made plans to move on with my life and have this two bundles of joy. The ONLY thing worse than a stupid girl from a one night stand calling and trying to contact you repeatedly that she's inpig with your loaf would be if she was knocked up with TWINS.

On my drive home i started cramping like crazy and spotting so i called my doctore and hetold me to cme to the er.he couldnt find a heartbeat and told me they stopped growing at 6 weeks..and that i will miscarry..tears started rolling and all i could think of is to call him and let him know.he wouldnt pick up like always so i texted him that i needed him..and told him what happened but no reply .i was not shocked at this point i was used to reply.he texted me the next day asking if i was ok..:'(.i didnt tell any of my friends that i was pregnant so after the doc gave me the new i went home and locked myself in the hse. Can they even tell at six weeks gestation she's toting twins?

The next day we talked and he said he would be around for me if i needed him.when he said that i told god thank you for listen to my prayers.(i will have help through all this)but to no shock he didnt keep his word.he was a no show.since i told my doc i would rather have a natural miscarriage i have been waiting for four days..cryin,havnt slept ,no eating,i havent seen anyone since monday and today is friday..i hope this pain will pass soon.i need to be me again.independent and strong .i dnt see why i need him but i do he was the father and i think he cares.i am not making excuses for him but i really believe he is a nice guy that doesnt have an idea how to handle everything inhis life.but when i pray from peace in my heart i pray for him too.i pray that his life goes wellin order for me to get through this pain i have to forgive him.but what i hate is i can never forget.he is the first man i had a baby with and he treated me like i was just another mistake in his life.:'(.i dont know if this pain goes away. WHY didn't she let the doctor suction her on out and WHY is she even interested in what this guy thinks, does, or says? It is OBVIOUS he doesn't want to have any more contact with her and painfully so! She DIDN'T "have a baby"!!!!

After all i have been through all i have learnt is..i am strong than i think and i dont think i want kids again if miscarriage is an option.at 23 i have learnt not to trust anyone but yourself. This entire run on sentence doesn't make any sense, much like the rest of her illiterate drivel.

My doc said it can take up to a week for me to miscarry.i really pray i am strong enough to get through it alone. GET THAT SHIT SCRAPED OUT!

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

"Even though I am so angry at this guy for the way he has treated me through all of this, part of me, for some reason, still feels like I need him to help me through this. "

He's your fuck buddy, not your psychologist. If you want help through the hard times, call your parents or better yet, get a fucking shrink.

A soul certificate! Holy shit, I was looking for a new money-making idea to fleece moos with and here it is. I thank you!

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also I am not looking for a women with kids or diseases herpes or any other sexual deceases

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How can anyone write this bas in her own language?
No I am serious. I strife to write in an acceptable English (or Italian when I am writing to people in my country). Why those idiots can’t?

Also. 23. TWENTY THREE. She should know better. She is neither independent nor strong. Period.

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.

" doctore "

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO SPELL "Doctor"? you can even ABBREVIATE IT TO "Dr"!!!!!

"GET THAT SHIT SCRAPED OUT!"

SERIOUSLY.

He gave her a hint and a half for her ass when he "lost his phone." Bear in mind he did not know she was inpig at the time; he got what he wanted out of her and moved on. Of course his prayers were answered when she was no longer inpig.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.