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Moo Regrets, "...mean-spirited and unsympathetic drivel I have spewed" BEFORE Becoming a Sainted Cow |
 August 30, 2012 |
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"... I do regret some of the mean-spirited and unsympathetic drivel I have spewed before I became a mom. I've scowled at babies, judged their parents, all for things I do and my kids do all the time. Because it's typical kid/parent behavior. For this, I just want to issue a huge, heartfelt apology, and will pray to the sleep gods that your kids will always allow you to have a great night's sleep with no night wakings. So ... (gulp) ... here they are. A list of things I am truly sorry for thinking before I had kids.
1. I have complained about the smell of a poopy diaper on a plane and I blamed the baby. Smart, right? Blame the baby for pooping. How pathetic is that? Most days, I'm happy when my kids poo, so in the moment of that parent's rejoice, I sh*t all over it with the fact that my poor nose had to smell something as benign as some kid excrement. I'm really sorry for being so unkind.
2. I'm also sorry that I once had evil thoughts about the kid on the plane who kicked my seat the entire time from San Francisco to NYC while I was trying to be calm and listen to Bjork. I should have been happy that kid wasn't screaming, like my kid did the first time we all flew on a plane. Now, any parent I see having a "hard time" with their little one on a plane or on any type of public transportation I have complete sympathy for and only send calming wishes so THEY are happy.
3. I used to complain about strollers taking up the sidewalk so other people can't just walk by without "pulling over." I have twins and push a double wide. Karma. I'm sorry for that.
4. I used to get annoyed when neighbors would leave their stroller in the hall in my apartment building. I'm really sorry. I now know how hard it is to bring a stroller up many flights of stairs into a cramped apartment that only gets smaller the more kids you have.
5. I used to get annoyed when babies would cry in the restaurant and wonder why they went out to eat in the first place. I'm sorry for that. Now I realize that parents deserve to eat out, too. Even with baby in tow. And that kids cry sometimes. And that's okay.
6. Many years ago, I thought it was odd to see a woman breastfeeding in public. I was so far away from even thinking about kids and I just didn't get it. I regret this, and I'm so happy I learned, even became a mom who breastfed whenever my kids were hungry wherever I was, and no longer make this judgement.
You live, you learn ... when you become a parent YOU REALLY LEARN. It feels so good to let it out and apologize ... and you know what ... when I get the glaring eyes when people judge me for doing any of the above things I totally get it and I don't get angry. I was there once too and I hope that one day they too get blessed with becoming a parent and repent. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
"... I do regret some of the mean-spirited and unsympathetic drivel I have spewed before I became a mom. I've scowled at babies, judged their parents, all for things I do and my kids do all the time. Because it's typical kid/parent behavior. For this, I just want to issue a huge, heartfelt apology, and will pray to the sleep gods that your kids will always allow you to have a great night's sleep with no night wakings. So ... (gulp) ... here they are. A list of things I am truly sorry for thinking before I had kids.
1. I have complained about the smell of a poopy diaper on a plane and I blamed the baby. Smart, right? Blame the baby for pooping. How pathetic is that? Most days, I'm happy when my kids poo, so in the moment of that parent's rejoice, I sh*t all over it with the fact that my poor nose had to smell something as benign as some kid excrement. I'm really sorry for being so unkind.
2. I'm also sorry that I once had evil thoughts about the kid on the plane who kicked my seat the entire time from San Francisco to NYC while I was trying to be calm and listen to Bjork. I should have been happy that kid wasn't screaming, like my kid did the first time we all flew on a plane. Now, any parent I see having a "hard time" with their little one on a plane or on any type of public transportation I have complete sympathy for and only send calming wishes so THEY are happy.
3. I used to complain about strollers taking up the sidewalk so other people can't just walk by without "pulling over." I have twins and push a double wide. Karma. I'm sorry for that.
4. I used to get annoyed when neighbors would leave their stroller in the hall in my apartment building. I'm really sorry. I now know how hard it is to bring a stroller up many flights of stairs into a cramped apartment that only gets smaller the more kids you have.
5. I used to get annoyed when babies would cry in the restaurant and wonder why they went out to eat in the first place. I'm sorry for that. Now I realize that parents deserve to eat out, too. Even with baby in tow. And that kids cry sometimes. And that's okay.
6. Many years ago, I thought it was odd to see a woman breastfeeding in public. I was so far away from even thinking about kids and I just didn't get it. I regret this, and I'm so happy I learned, even became a mom who breastfed whenever my kids were hungry wherever I was, and no longer make this judgement.
You live, you learn ... when you become a parent YOU REALLY LEARN. It feels so good to let it out and apologize ... and you know what ... when I get the glaring eyes when people judge me for doing any of the above things I totally get it and I don't get angry. I was there once too and I hope that one day they too get blessed with becoming a parent and repent. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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This is typical attention getting behavior Moo behavior because it serves no purpose what so ever for her to make these public "confessions" and blanket amends like she's working through a fucking 12 step program. The childess people will be thinking how they WISH they could have learned all that and may even take offence because of her self righteous "As a mom" authoritative approach, childfree people will likely be collectively thinking, WHAT A CUNT or maybe even, NEVER ME!, and other breeders will be doing that tongue in cheek thing they all do with the old, 'Yeah, we are ALL childfree at one time and didn't have a clue about life!!" BULLSHIT.
All the childed people who have recently been given dirty looks for their allowing OBNOXIOUS kid behavior in restaurants, planes,and the public in general will be thinking, "THEY'LL ALL find out, one day, JUST like us!" if she wants to confess, then she needs to see a priest. No one gives a shit how she USED to be a mean, selfish, and cruel childless person and has morphed into a saintly cow now that she's sluiced, least of all ME.
This entire thing just oozes, "I am NOW a Moo, have a deeper understanding of life, and only after having sluiced loaves do I TRULY understand life and possess compassion for my fellow man".
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
All the childed people who have recently been given dirty looks for their allowing OBNOXIOUS kid behavior in restaurants, planes,and the public in general will be thinking, "THEY'LL ALL find out, one day, JUST like us!" if she wants to confess, then she needs to see a priest. No one gives a shit how she USED to be a mean, selfish, and cruel childless person and has morphed into a saintly cow now that she's sluiced, least of all ME.
This entire thing just oozes, "I am NOW a Moo, have a deeper understanding of life, and only after having sluiced loaves do I TRULY understand life and possess compassion for my fellow man".------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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chevygirl54
I have felt all these things and I am not sorry at all.
Then you aren't working your steps like this sainted cow-star of this comment has!
The 12 Steps of Moo-dom
1.We admitted we were powerless over out biological urges—that our lives had become
unmanageable and would likely get worse after we sluiced, but we did it anyway because we are sainted cows
2.Came to believe that no Power was greater than ourselves and only a loaf shitting campaign could push us over the brink into insanity, but we didn't care
3.Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of loaves and toddlers as we
understood them to be a second chance at a do over in our shitty lives.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of everyone around us who had no children and realized we had a right to judge them
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to anyone willing to listen or within earshot the exact nature
of our stellar and lofty goals as a moo and publicly announced our new rights
6 Were entirely ready to have God praise all these defects of character we possessed, but weren't responsible for
7.Humbly asked Him to remove the shortcomings of everyone else now that we were superior and could do no wrong .
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all in the forms of self aggrandizing proclamations, phony, and self righteous public statements
9.Made direct and insincere blanket amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure us or our reputation as a sainted cow.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
lied about it as much as possible and actively participated in theft and dception.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for things we want and desire and completely ignoring other peoples' needs and wants, and the power to carry out our selfish lifestyle choices
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of having sluiced, we tried to
carry this message to to all others who don't have kids in an effort to convert as many as possible to our way of life because misery loves company and it isn't fair we ruined our lives!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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sky valley
I regret, when I was younger and less assertive, that I didn't give more judgmental glares to shitty pahrunts and their brat. I regret every time I didn't think quickly enough to shoot a bingo down in flames. I regret that I wasn't more vocal about how selfish a choice breeding is, and that I put up with so much inane conversation from breeder "friends" about their boring turdlings. Oh well, at least I'm making up for lost time now.
I too, share those regrets and then some. I regret it took me a decade or so of constant breeder contact when I was younger and suffering the typical breeder abuse, as a result of my naivety of their thought processes, mindsets, and towering levels of selfishness and greed, to see the light and begin retaliation proceedings. I was a prime candidate to be a target for their abuse because I still held onto the myth,"There's good in all people", until breeders tossed the last remnants of my altruism into the shredder. Breeders and their horrible treatment of me is what created my cruel,heartless, and mean alter ego known as KidlessKim. I guess you could say that mostly the COWS in the breeder stalls in the barn section of "the village" made me who I am today.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Miss_Hannigan
Well, congratulations! Here's your trophy - coincidentally, it's shaped like a 12 inch dildo.
I am assuming that if this is a special Moo prize - 12 In. would be the diameter?
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chevygirl54
I have felt all these things and I am not sorry at all.
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