Definition of Irony?

Because governement offices were closed on Labor Day - all the WIC and Welfare checks went out early.

Yeah, and every damned one of them in my area were out and about on spending sprees all weekend, beginning on Thursday, which of course means the Friends of Jesus Food Closet will be standing room only the last week of the month. These people don't even know what "Labor Day" means, other than it's a holiday meant for therm to grill out steaks and burgers purchased with their SNAP card and the Welfare office is closed.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpIrJE_iuSQ&feature=related

Funny parody about welfare.

"Military Intelligence".

I made the mistake of grocery shopping on Friday, and when I was in the store it was full of moos and small children. Also, a lot of the WIC-approved items were out of stock. I normally shop quite early on weekend mornings, so it took me a minute to put two-and-two together. Not only could I not find some of the things I was looking for, which were common items, but I kept overhearing the mind-numbingly insipid conversations of the moos and brats hogging the aisles and blocking my way. Lesson learned.

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"I treat my body as a temple, Laverne. You have chosen to treat yours as an amusement park."