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Stay at home dads - OH SO SEXY!!!
September 06, 2012
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I stumbled upon this CNN article form July: Stay-at-home dads are sexy. This part made do a Pepsi spit on my keyboard. Quote
Apparently, there's just something about a guy and his kid(s) that sets women aflutter. There's even research to support this phenomenon.
In my search for more "proof" I stumbled upon this tidbit on Yahoo Answers. Ladies! Is a stay at home dad not sexy?? Please reply.... ladies only.?Quote
Isn't it the female lion who goes out hunting and "brings home the bacon"? Back in the day it wouldn't have been sexy for the man to stay home and do the wifely duties but we are facing different times now aren't we. Old fashioned or not, if a woman can go out and make money then the man can stay and take care of the home. There is nothing sexier in this world than a stay at home dad! mm-mm-good!
Of course, all this eventually led me to the "research". Women attracted to men when they see interest in children refected in their facesQuote
Women are able to subconsciously pick up cues of interest in children in men's faces and use those cues to determine if they are attracted to them for long-term relationships, according to new research at the University of Chicago and the University of California, Santa Barbara.
Wow, I guess I'm just not sexy. Or my CF wife has been lying to me about not wanting kids. Or the world is just full of baby-centric crackpots who needs a study to validate that they're not a wash-upped duh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I walk the path of life to my own rhythm, my own beat-if you don't like it, step off and find your own damn song!
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September 06, 2012
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One word: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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September 06, 2012
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"Women attracted to men when they see interest in children INfected in their faces" Fixed it.
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September 06, 2012
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Ugh! Just the thought of a duh with a bunch of snotlings makes my labia shrivel up. Not sexy at all.
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September 06, 2012
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A grown man who dons a baby wearing sling, tends to the sucklings, and the majority of his day is spent playing with Leggos and watching Barney is a full fledged, puke provoking, pansy assed pussy with as much sex appeal as a Checkers Board. In addition to that, they generally succumb to chicken McNuggets and mac and cheese, much like their Moo counter parts, and wind up with moobs and looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, only in a vomit stained apron. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much? I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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September 06, 2012
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A grown man who dons a baby wearing sling, tends to the sucklings, and the majority of his day is spent playing with Leggos and watching Barney is a full fledged, puke provoking, pansy assed pussy with as much sex appeal as a Checkers Board. In addition to that, they generally succumb to chicken McNuggets and mac and cheese, much like their Moo counter parts, and wind up with moobs and looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, only in a vomit stained apron.
Hey! I still play with Legos! They are one of my drugs of choice! 
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September 06, 2012
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Oh so they want their men to be like lions, eh? So does that mean if another man elbows his way into the house, beats the fuck out of Duhddy and kicks his ass out the door, it will be equally sexy if this strange new man murders the children and gets to work knocking Moo up with HIS progeny? You know, like lions do? Male lions are very very patient with THEIR own cubs, but when Stepdaddy Lion comes in, his fuse has already burned out. Lions also fight over food - I'm guessing even if the female brings home a meal, she might still get five across the face for trying to take the hunk of meat the male has his eyes on. I digress. NO there is nothing sexy whatsoever about a man who sits on his ass at home playing house like a little pussy when he should be out earning money along with the mother. This is really not a time when people have the luxury of letting one parent stay at home and one to work - both should be working. A frumpy, pudgy Duh in a stained t-shirt, socks and sandals with a loaf strapped to his chest is the very definition of a little bitch. And if you have ever looked at one of these pussy-whipped, diaper-whipped men, I swear I think estrogen becomes the dominant hormone in some of them. Their bodies go squishy, they seem to develop rounder curves and lose some of their body hair, they get moobs even if they're not lard asses. It's like they become part woman. On top of aging at a faster pace. Yeah, reeeeeal sexy there. Also, I wonder about this too: Since most Moos are absolute control freaks, how many of them would actually "allow" their men to be SAHDs? Moos will bitch up, down, left, right, sideways, backwards and inside-out about how their husbands/boyfriends don't do shit in terms of child care or house work, but then on the off chance the guy DOES try to play an active role in the child's life, Moo bitches at him and shoos him away because the only way the children can be raised it HER way? Ranty CF goodness (updated 3.23.2012) Caffeinated Childfree
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September 06, 2012
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A guy I like mentioned once that IF he were to do something stupid and have kids, that he'd want to be the one to stay home and take care of the bratlets while moo works. Huh? I get that there's the whole equality or sharing thing - sure, the man caused 50% of the issue, why shouldn't he step up when it comes to child care? However, these thoughts are soon banished whenever I witness a man baby talking, baby stalking, pushing a stroller, carrying a diaper bag, or has one strapped to his chest. Sucks to be you, duddy. Please quit staring when I take off my work shirt. (I wear a tank top under every shirt, every day, even with the humidity. In fact, I usually have at least four layers on when I'm out doin' stuff. I'm weird)---------- michaela "A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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September 07, 2012
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Hey, I'm a stay at home dad! I work at home, and make sure my two cats get all the sleep they need.
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September 07, 2012
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Hey, I'm a stay at home dad! I work at home, and make sure my two cats get all the sleep they need.
Yeah! I work part time and am able to stay home with my cat and dog children more often than their father does. Hehe.
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September 07, 2012
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A grown man who dons a baby wearing sling, tends to the sucklings, and the majority of his day is spent playing with Leggos and watching Barney is a full fledged, puke provoking, pansy assed pussy with as much sex appeal as a Checkers Board. In addition to that, they generally succumb to chicken McNuggets and mac and cheese, much like their Moo counter parts, and wind up with moobs and looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, only in a vomit stained apron.
 
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September 07, 2012
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kidlesskim
A grown man who dons a baby wearing sling, tends to the sucklings, and the majority of his day is spent playing with Leggos and watching Barney is a full fledged, puke provoking, pansy assed pussy with as much sex appeal as a Checkers Board.
Strip checkers can be sexy. A grown man with a baby sling never is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
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September 07, 2012
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Man with baybee = no way Man with puppy = whoah..get back laydees... he's MINE! LOL!!
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September 07, 2012
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It's even more pathetic when these duhs try to baby stalk attractive, single women. Yeah, like that wailing shitsack you're carrying is gonna make me hop into bed with you.
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September 07, 2012
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It's such a turn off to watch my husband interact with his niece and nephew. I hate kids. It's such a turn off to see a duh pushing a stroller, wearing a baby or carrying kindercrap. Ugh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine "I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"
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September 07, 2012
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I think dads should be involved with their kids...they wanted 'em, they need to fuckin' parent 'em. Do more than the occasional Kodak moment game of catch. But don't do that involved parenting in a way that emulates motherliness. Ewww. Act like a dad, dammit. If I see a dad pushing a stroller, carrying a diaper bag, wrangling a toddler, etc then my brain sorts him into the Boring Breeder category unless something shows otherwise. But certain behaviors like wearing a baby sling, using a sing-song voice, and watching kids' TV shows tips him over from Boring Breeder category to Ewwww! category. Men should not parent the exact way that women do. They should parent like men. I agree about men looking very soft and non-masculine when they have kids. This especially seems the case when the kids are really little, like not yet school-aged. In fact, isn't there research out now that shows that guys' testosterone level dumps when they're raising babies?
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September 07, 2012
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It's even more pathetic when these duhs try to baby stalk attractive, single women. Yeah, like that wailing shitsack you're carrying is gonna make me hop into bed with you.
LINKDoes this do anything for you?
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September 07, 2012
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electricfire
It's even more pathetic when these duhs try to baby stalk attractive, single women. Yeah, like that wailing shitsack you're carrying is gonna make me hop into bed with you.
LINKDoes this do anything for you?
It does something for me only because I want that kitten.
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September 07, 2012
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Nothing turns me off faster than seeing a man with brats in tow. I don't find it cute when I see my husband playing with our nieces either. When I was single, I never, ever, ever dated anyone with kids. That was immediate deal breaker for me.
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September 07, 2012
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September 07, 2012
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Handsome men and kittens....squeeeeee. Handsome men and babies...don't exist. They do get effeminate looking once they spawn for some reason. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
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September 07, 2012
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CF_Amy
It's such a turn off to watch my husband interact with his niece and nephew. I hate kids. It's such a turn off to see a duh pushing a stroller, wearing a baby or carrying kindercrap. Ugh.
I think its cute when my hubs interacts with his cousins but that's only because he is usually teaching them how to play video games or to build with legos and I love watching kids/people learn.
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September 07, 2012
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Meh. All men with kids are equally uninteresting to me. Doesn't matter if he's a SAHD or out of the house for months at a time working on a oil rig or being a rock band's tour bus driver. I can see a guy staying home with the kids if both parents lost their jobs and the wife found a new job which would require them to move out of town or if he quits work for a couple of years to go back to school. In those situations he needs to stay home with the kids until he finds a job instead of wasting money on childcare every day. But after that, he needs to go to work. What if his wife gets sick, hurt or laid off or they have some kind of financial emergency? It's not going to be any easier for a man with a five-year hole in his employment record to find work than for a woman in the same position. Besides, who wants to be financially dependent on someone else? As for the guy asking the question on Yahoo - there's nothing less sexy than a man who's so needy and insecure that he goes asking strangers on the internet what they think of his life choices and makes decisions based on whether someone else will think it makes him "sexy." He sounds like a teenage girl instead of a grown man.
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September 07, 2012
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The only women who find SAHDs (I pronounce that sad) sexy are the ones who think BFing for ten years is a good idea.
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September 07, 2012
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Dingo8YourBaby
Nothing turns me off faster than seeing a man with brats in tow.
Totally. Why don't those disgusting man-pussies just strap on a sanitary towel -- the old fashioned 1950s kind that dangled from an elastic waistband -- and dance around a maypole to complete the picture. - - - - - - - - "The death of creativity is a pram in the hallway" - Cyril Connolly
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