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Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules

Posted by KABA 
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
Cambion, I have a cat that will dig through the trash to pull out cheese wrappers and eat them.

I was thinking about this topic today and realized that in order to choke on these things the kid would have to inhale the thing without chewing. Made me think of my parent's dog that will just inhale a dog treat without even taking the time to chew.

I've been saying for a while that modern medical science and our society is doing a grave disservice to our species. We're not only allowing, but encouraging genes that should die out to be passed on to the next generation.

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Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
When she can get a hold of it, my cat will eat plastic bags or plastic wrapping. Then she pukes it all up.
When I was little, I had this strawberry-scented soap. I was curious to know if it actually tasted like strawberries, so I put it in my mouth.
I spat it out immediately. It did not taste like strawberries.
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
Perhaps children are putting soap in their mouths in a desperate cry for traditional discipline. Do you think it is at all likely that a child which wasn't gently disciplined (in other words, one that got its hand slapped when it tried to get into the cleaning supplies) would do this?
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
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yurble
Perhaps children are putting soap in their mouths in a desperate cry for traditional discipline.

this IS possible.






But I think they're just TARDS.
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
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electricfire
When she can get a hold of it, my cat will eat plastic bags or plastic wrapping. Then she pukes it all up.
When I was little, I had this strawberry-scented soap. I was curious to know if it actually tasted like strawberries, so I put it in my mouth.
I spat it out immediately. It did not taste like strawberries.

Yeah that's the thing about soap, it doesn't taste good. If soap tasted good having your mouth washed out with soap would be a treat, rather than a punishment. I don't think you even have to be dumb to eat detergent....you'd spit it out on a reflex because of how terrible it would taste.

Maybe these are actually attempted post natal abortions.
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
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satansbitch


THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! There is a story of one ten year old who ate the damn thing (if I could find that story again I would post it) but 99% of cases involve children under three. You've been here for all of two posts and I already love you. (Two that I've seen).


HAHA thanks! It seemed easy enough to just jump on in here and start wailing on the breeders. lol.
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
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satansbitch


THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! There is a story of one ten year old who ate the damn thing (if I could find that story again I would post it) but 99% of cases involve children under three. You've been here for all of two posts and I already love you. (Two that I've seen).


HAHA thanks! It seemed easy enough to just jump on in here and start wailing on the breeders. lol.

It's also fun as hell.
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
WTF! I don't understand how kyds can eat these things without spitting them out. Unless companies recently came out with detergent in smaller packets, those things would be way too big to swallow comfortably. That would mean the dumbass kyd would have to sit there, sucking on it until it dissolved in its mouth. Detergent packets are concentrated and I always figured that they would probably taste much worse than regular soap. Once it started dissolving, you would think the kyd wouldn't be able to stand it and spit it out. God, kyds really are getting dumber, aren't they? confused
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
A pic of the average kid today: drool
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 08, 2012
My first ER rotation in nursing school convinced me that breeders and brats are fucking MORONS. Some idjit moocunt decided her kid's cough could be treated with two Vicodin. Did I mention the brat was 18 months old? Stupid moocunt was bitching that we had to save Shitley's life after she did so much to try to end it. Brat survived but moocunt was sent to LA county jail for a year.

Another moocunt shows up literally pulling the doc by his hair out to treat the brat that she burned with a lighter trying to kill off the lice. MediCal (California's version of Medicaid) moocunt, of course, had money for whoreheels, cheap-assed prostitute press-on nails and designer clothing but not enough to pay nine bucks for some generic lice treatment. Another stupid cunt who went to LA county jail for a year.

Then came the real thrill of meeting Duhd of the Century. Seems little Bratford was pissing all over the house, so Duhddie taped up his Bratley's little dick with duct tape and panicked a few hours before the moo-gina was coming home from "girls night out". Ever try to remove duct tape from a three year old's scrotum? Didn't think so. I called the docs in to do that as my nursing preceptor said, "that's a 'surgical' procedure--get the fuck out of there!".
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 10, 2012
The pods dissolve in water, from what I understand (never used them), kind of like a gelcap or capsule type medication.

And reading through all these posts, I also realized that my parents kept all kinds of crap out where I could reach it, the cabinet doors weren't locked, at least not after I was old enough to remember such things. Dad's colognes and aftershaves were sitting in plain view in a cabinet on the back of the toilet tank, laundry powder, liquid soaps, and bleach were in easy reach. So was the dish soap, ajax, and bug spray. Funny, I don't remember ever even having the desire to consume any of this. I think one of the aftershaves might have had the "Mr. Yuck" sticker on it and I always thought it was funny Dad put something on that had a 'yuck' sticker on it. But I also knew that meant it was poisonous. I hate the smell of most strong soaps and detergents. Why would anyone want to put this in their mouth?!

My Mom does like to tell the story about one of her younger brothers who drank gasoline not once, but TWICE in his childhood. But he's still a strange man to this day. And still thinks gasoline smells delicious, although he doesn't drink it now. He insists it smells like cheese.
Re: Experts warn that parents are lazy and kids are stupid - eating detergent capsules
September 10, 2012
This thread reminds me of an old joke:

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Little kids will eat boogers!
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