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Expectant Mother Parking at....... WHERE???

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felisdomesticaNLI
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September 07, 2012
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GOD was she pissed and of course SHE couldn't get one because SHE wasn't "handicapped", just FAT and lazy! No one liked her either, so the other people in the engineer office started arriving a few minutes early and PURPOSELY parking in the closest spaces available, causing the cow to have to waddle as far as possible and she'd come in every morning exaggeratedly huffing and puffing and clutching her back and gut like they all do.

BRILLIANT!

karma is a bitch hilarious

I thought working on a nuclear power plant would sterilize a human...so, no?
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KABA
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September 08, 2012
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An even worse spot to see the sign than the nuke plant: a strip club.

I'm tellin ya man, we put a daycare next to a strip club and we'll be rolling in dough! All the single mom's we could help and think about it, short term parking for duh's that need a view of something besides tiger stripes.



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Snark Shark
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September 08, 2012
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hilarioushilarioushilarious

"Daddy" will be late with the support payment this month!
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jmc
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September 08, 2012
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I thought working on a nuclear power plant would sterilize a human...so, no?

That's what I'm hoping!!

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jmc
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September 08, 2012
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RADIATION IS GOOD FOR BABBY!!!

They can name him "Rod".

Or "Coolant".

COOLANT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actually, when I get a new dog, maybe that is what I'll call it.

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cfchevygirl
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September 08, 2012
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Junior will be easier to keep an eye on at night when he glows in the dark.

coffee Resembling something like this


hilarious
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thom_c
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September 08, 2012
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An even worse spot to see the sign than the nuke plant: a strip club.

I'm tellin ya man, we put a daycare next to a strip club and we'll be rolling in dough! All the single mom's we could help and think about it, short term parking for duh's that need a view of something besides tiger stripes.



hilarious Making it more amusing, there is an open office space, closed furniture store right next to the Spearmint Rhino Vegas

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catharsist
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September 08, 2012
I'll finally get my flipper baby! Woot! Run the water in the bathtub!

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Godspeed, Catharsist

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CrabCake
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September 08, 2012
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No one liked her either, so the other people in the engineer office started arriving a few minutes early and PURPOSELY parking in the closest spaces available, causing the cow to have to waddle as far as possible and she'd come in every morning exaggeratedly huffing and puffing and clutching her back and gut like they all do.

Now THAT is teamwork! Smoking Satan Partay

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Kay
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September 09, 2012
Whenever I see one of these parking spots at the grocery store I park there anyway. No one has ever said anything to me. If they ever do, I will just say to them: "What? I'm 4 months pregnant! Can't you tell?" I"m sure that would be enough to shut anyone up. Especially coming from someone who's barely 5 ft tall and weighing 120 pounds. lol
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