The poor cooters have hope! Huzzah

Oh happy day! I found treatment for a stretched out cooter! I'm sure noone buys it though, because vaginas always snap back into place after birth.. Always..



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The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.

Do you have a link?

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

http://www.shopinprivate.com/18-again-cream.html

http://www.jamaican-stone.com/shop/index.php/china-shrink-cream-female-tightness.html

I tried to add it earlier, I guess it didnt work! lol!

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The title of "good parent" doesnt come freely from me. If you choose to dabble in creating new life, then my opinions of your actions will be harsher and my praise will be harder to elicit. It's a tradeoff. If you are foolhardy and shortsighted enough to try your hand at playing God, you best be willing to live up to the expectations that come with such a station. Hopefully you'll find SOME relief in your contention, as I have yet to see a generation who has...
Godspeed, Catharsist

When I read this quote from FB:
"U know the Devil is soooooooool busy! Hes trying evrything he can to spread his NASTINESS...... but u know what i say......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!! IN JESUS NAME AMEN."
I LOL every time.

I could have gone the rest of my life happy without knowing that stuff was tasteless.

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I walk the path of life to my own rhythm, my own beat-if you don't like it, step off and find your own damn song!

Nothing except surgery will fix this.
And there is no garuntee even with the surgery.
Refer to my post in 'We shouldn't speak of the horrors of parenthood in front of you' thread.
Ravaged cooters is an understatement about what happens to these Moos.

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Cristabel
http://www.shopinprivate.com/18-again-cream.html

I love the part where it says 10 cents of every purchase is donated to charity. Is there a charity for ravaged cooters?

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China Shrink Cream
China Shrink Cream is formulated to tighten the vaginal walls. China Shrink Cream is to help with loose vagina due to multiple child birth and frigidity. Five minutes after application, vagina will tighten and maintain for a period of 24 hours.

Not to be used during pregnancy

Maybe if Ma Duggar used it during pregnancy, she'd have been able to keep hold of the last one.

(yeah, I know the parasite tends to live in the uterus, shut up and enjoy the joke )

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

Is the product description implying that breeder-women are a nothing but a bunch of disgusting, drunk whores?


I'm wondering....
Does this 'shrink cream' repair the tissue between the vagina and the butthole?
Does this 'shrink cream' magically lift your uterus to its rightful place, rather than let it dangle between your knees like some sick, fuzzy martian?
does this 'shrink cream' prevent you from pissing yourself, or leaving a trail of walnut-sized turds behind when you go out for a walk with the loaf?

If any of the above answers are 'no', then I can say that this product is a big, fat

BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Customer Reviews
- It seems to work, but it could be because I've been too self conscious to have sex. I'll use it for a couple more weeks and see how much better I feel.
HG - November 21, 2011

- dont think it works did not notice a difference
lb - January 28, 2012